towerrat

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  1. mmmmmmm....... it's Lardalicious remember, most fast food restaurants don't serve real meat , it's all filler. This can be overcome simply and effectively by always carrying your own Can O'Lard with you. When spread over just about any food Lard will completely negate any healthful effects. This works especially well if you are in a tight spot and have to (for some ungodly reason) eat a vegetable. Please be aware that beer is made from hops and barley, which can have ill effects in the Carnegan. These effect can also be negated with liberal use of your Can O'Lard. Just drink the beer like you normally would, but be sure to follow each sip of beer with 1 to 3 tablespoons of Lard. Also, please remember that Can O' Lard is a meal in itself, and can even be flavored. A little cow blood goes a long way, and when frozen makes for some great after dinner snacks. Can O'Lard.... it's what's for dinner..... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    Frances

    are you still in the Hills or did you leave? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  3. no, comedy can't be taught. It is a gift, not unlike singing, playing an instrument well or anything else. Some people are just funny. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  4. no wonder the ocean tastes salty Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  5. The first computer was built in 1823. The steam driven calculating machine, built by Charles Babbage, failed to work due to poor workmanship in the intricate parts. When rebuilt by the Science Museum of London in 1991 it worked. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  6. who is Tunaplanet for 30000 Alex..... There are no rivers in Saudi Arabia. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  7. I was a lush by 18... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  8. ***(Hell one of the group or the people that just follows them around picked a fight with my friend for no known reason) QuoteEver think that they might have just been giving you their honest opinion? Doesn't sound like just giving an opinion to me. They have a responsibility to the manufacturer to be professional to everyone. I'm sorry, but that doesn't sound very professional,and I wouldn't put up with it. On the other hand, there is ALWAYS two sides to every story...... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    yawns...

    start drinking now, before it gets any worse Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  10. Hey TK! Cat urine glows under a blacklight. Just thought I'd share Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  11. elephants are the only land mammals that can't jump. Also, a rat will last longer without water than a camel. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  12. I shoulda known that you of all people on these forums could have done it. What was I thinking? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  13. Quote can spell - antidisestablishmentarianism ---------------------------------------------------------- now use it in a sentence.. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  14. Annie Oakleys' first name was really Phoebe. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  15. Spam, spam, spam: One billion cans of Spam had been sold by 1959. The two billion mark was hit in 1970, followed by three billion in 1980, four billion in 1986, and five billion cans in 1993. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  16. I actually could not stop laughing at one point. The pirate thing was absolutely hilarious Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  17. QuoteThere are 36 foot taps during the theme song at the beginning of each My Three Sons episode. ----------------------------------------------------------- now THAT is truly useless trivia Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  18. lthat's some funny shiite.... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  19. OK, we've all got some of it. I'm talking about those useless facts that make you say "why do I know that and who really cares". I'll start: The act of snapping one's fingers has a name. It's called a fillip. Another one: a guitar pick is actually called a plectrum. any body else? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  20. #1, because I've never seen a rastafarian skydiver. It's kinda like the Jamaican bobsled team. [cue music] Buffalo soldier....... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  21. sewer --------------------------------------------------------- huh huh, you said sewer....... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  22. Quote had one dumb bitch try to pass me in my lane. I turned my head to the left and there's a window six inches from my face; ----------------------------------------------------------- Not to be rude here, but it kinda sounds like you weren't paying a whole lot of attention. You should have known she was there long before she got anywhere near you, thereby avoiding the situation altogether. I've got 15 years in the saddle, and have come to realize that no matter what the other driver does or does not do, it is ultimately my responsibility to keep myself alive. Everyone on the road is trying to kill you, make no mistake about that. I will wear or not wear a helmet depending on how I feel. I do however get nervous in heavy traffic, and won't ride the freeways without one. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    Frances

    Now would I do something stupid like that? OK, you're right, of course I would. But I won't because of the kids. Hell I've been known to try and ride my skateboard holding on to a garbage bag in gail force winds. Not the smartest thing I've ever done but we had a great time. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  24. hell I didn't have a clue, although I do go through life wearing "Randy colored glasses" Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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    Frances

    I know. Truth be told, I'm rather nervous about this one.The good news is that they don't usually come this far inland. The bad news is that the last one did, and it could happen again. That's a freakin huge storm. At least my house doesn't have wheels, contrary to popular belief. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!