JohnMitchell

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  1. JohnMitchell
    Wow, marrying a cute little blonde who owns a helicopter school? Another case of an average skydiver dude marrying waaaaay out of his league. Good on ya, brutha!
  2. JohnMitchell
    Just keep your mouth shut and you WILL exit. You don't have to do anything. There will be a big shove from behind. I tell my students that if the get in the door and say "no-no-no" with all that wind it sounds like "Go-go-go." Seriously, it's very normal to have doubts and be a little scared. Relax and enjoy it. If you're as young and athletic as your picture looks, it'll be a walk in the park. Old and overweight makes it tougher.
  3. JohnMitchell
    Love that part. "Ya like dehgs?"
  4. JohnMitchell
    You'll be fine . . . Except watch out for skydivers. They are pretty much the guys your mom warned you about.
  5. JohnMitchell
    "I only get outside 5 minutes a day . . ."
  6. JohnMitchell
    Like a Pikey hittin' the Powerball! It'd be cool to have that at the DZ, wouldn't it?
  7. JohnMitchell
    I just like to remember all the good people in our sport. Outsiders can come in and try to F people over, but word gets out quick. I love our community.
  8. JohnMitchell
    I know exactly the one you mean. That wasn't even our doing. A 3rd party set it up. But even then, our community support was fantastic.
  9. JohnMitchell
    Pretty impressive. Don't know if you need THAT much love muscle squeeze though.
  10. JohnMitchell
    I've been the trusting guy and the trusted guy many times. So far, so good, but I think that's just luck.
  11. JohnMitchell
    Maybe you should out him right here. There are DZ.com peeps all over the country that could help you out. I've had that kind of help in the past.
  12. JohnMitchell
    Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy??
  13. JohnMitchell
    Which Adams?
  14. JohnMitchell
    None of the above. Big ass fans in the top of the wind tunnel, suckin' de air tru an tru. http://www.iflyseattle.com/ifly-indoor-skydiving
  15. JohnMitchell
    I used to have the same set up. All I needed was one rig, a frap hat and one jumpsuit. Now it's one rig, three different hard helmets and 3-4 different jumpsuits. I think I'd need a trailer these days.
  16. JohnMitchell
    Nice swoopin'. It's a gas, ain't it?
  17. JohnMitchell
    You really, really ARE blonde, aren't you. Heal up and make your jump. You can't imagine what you're missing.
  18. JohnMitchell
    Like the guy in Utah with the snow blower on his roof clearing a huge build up of snow. He had a rope around his waist tied to it in case it started to slip down the roof. Unfortunately he fell off the roof, dragging the heavy snowblower down on top of himself. I think a broken leg was the result.
  19. JohnMitchell
    iFlySeattle has a bunch of big ass fans.
  20. JohnMitchell
    No shit. That's funny. An AAD could have prevented this incident.
  21. JohnMitchell
    I hope you oiled it real well before you holstered it.
  22. JohnMitchell
    Y'all know who I picked.
  23. JohnMitchell
    The best meat is still close to the bone.
  24. JohnMitchell
    It's disheartening to me to see how many people are taught the basics incorrectly. Some instructors don't really spend too much thought on their lesson plans.
  25. JohnMitchell
    Skankiest ad ever.