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  1. JohnMitchell
    See post above.
  2. JohnMitchell
    Well, that's slang for being gay, so I figured putting from the green would mean straight. You know, keeping it down the fairway and in bounds. . .
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    Amen, too true. Make it out to Seattle and we'll take you in ours.
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    You and Turtle always make everything dirty. . . That's what I love about you both.
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    LOL, I'm busted. . . SHE thought you were cute.
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    . . . I could now tunnel fly in any room, no tunnel required. I can't tell you how cool it was, but I'm guessing most of you on this forum have had these kinds of dreams already, so you know anyway. Tunnel time is like crack cocaine. I think I'm getting hooked. . .
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    Can you imagine how saggy and wrinkled that ball sack is? Think of a ream of wrinkled linen, about 400 Square yards! Go find Keith . . . He is the resident Homo, ya know? Aw, he knows Twardo's married and putts from the green. Just wants to meet the dude and flirt a little. It's always nice to be admired, even if it's not from the right person.
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    Used to do the safe deposit box thing. Realized I spent hundreds of dollars to protect things worth hundreds of dollars. Fire resistant home safe is pretty good now, but a tera hard drive in a locker at the DZ or at a friend's house wouldn't be a bad idea.
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    :0:0 Beautiful weather here but still healing the left wing bone. Next weekend I'll give it a go.
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    Collections can be what get you in trouble. Collectable dolls made a run thru our family. I also gave a pretty big box of beanie babies to charity. I hope they can use them. They certainly didn't skyrocket in value as so many claimed they would. I still have a fair collection of firearms, but they all fit in one safe and certainly hold their value. Besides, those all get trips to the range.
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    You are even cooler than I thought you were before. That's a righteous thing to do, Twardo.
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    Same here as we downsize this year. All the Playboys went in the recycle bin (after zero interest on Craigslist and Ebay). Pictures? Boxes and boxes. Have many digitized and threw out the prints, but many more to go. Still have VHS home movies of the kids I need to digitize, jeez. Parachutes and ammo? The last two things I'll ever throw out. Moving the gun safe was the hardest part of the move, but my buddy Gus made it look like child's play. We really plan to organize and get rid of stuff and quit accumulating (except for a 1911 or two). Vskydiver has moved her shop into smaller digs and is trying to clear up material inventory. Sure put a crimp in her jumpsuit biz to get used to the new workspace. I'm planning to sell my cabinet saw and get by with just a ShopSmith. Any woodworkers with some thoughts on that?
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    How about this? I live 30 minutes from a Super Otter DZ, have $$$$ on the books, the weather has been bee-yoo-tee-ful for this time of year, all my friends are jumping and I'm sitting home healing up from a broken clavicle. I am going to teach the FJC next Saturday and probably sneak in a jump or two, then head to Eloy on the 15th. Be catching up with Squeak there. I'll be jumping, but picking my dives and my slots with care. Don't expect me to launch any thing or go on big zoo loads.
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    Those are classic. Thanks.
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    Our current house is 20 years old. Been owned by 2 other people. I know the last guy moved out alive. Our former house was built by us. I'm positive no one died there either. Not that I would mind, as long as it was cleaned up. Not many people die at home in this country. Most give it up in a hospital or hospice somewhere, don't they?
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    I know. It kinda makes you throw up in your mouth a little, doesn't it?
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    Hey, be nice. That clown is expecting.
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    Perfect! Hey, if you know you're going to make it to your destination, it's not a real sports car. I no longer have a British car. Have they improved at all?
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    Right between the shoulder blades?
  20. JohnMitchell
    I can make a shoe smell.
  21. JohnMitchell
    He meant "luster". Turtle wax, right?
  22. JohnMitchell
    He's looking for black and white answers in a gray, gray world. I know I fit the "thrill seeker" mold but a lot of me rings up as sensitive introvert too. No, really.
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    Hoping for ya too.
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    >> 'Ow about 'Arry Potter, Guvnuh? BTW, I was backing a trailer today, looking over my shoulder and steering with my left. Felt a pop and now the bone's a touch loose. . . Sure not a setback like yours but a little frustrating.
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    Shit Turtle, I'm sorry. That's a huge disappointment. Any idea why the muscle did that?