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Andy, news over here. You can be an open transparent and truthful book, they still look for that tweak that will not fit the shoe. It does not. If you ask for friendship, someone to go to a movie or go for dinner, and they actually give you a number (one request after a lenghty and what you think getting to know each other conversation), you call once, about another day or two you call again....to discover some BS as excuse. What is that? Skymama, It is hard to find someone that you want to share your life with nowadays, reasons for me to make me think it is better to just skip all the relationship thing, and perhaps become a monk is a better option, make it a skydiving monk. We definitely got the shitty end of the deal, in sooooo many cases this is what tends to happen to feminist movement in family courts: HE : a hard working loving procuring dad and husband, she a cheating lying could careless attitude woman who since she is a pampered wife has plenty of time to screw around. Now comes the day she plans to just change scenario, and goes to court, lies her ass off in court about some "fear of imminent danger" never mind his record is clear, and no history of arrests, or domestic violence not even from close friends, she, arrested in many occasions, drug, depression the works....the judge looks over and say granted. You have to move out and no contact. Otherwise you will go to jail....now, no kids (in order of importance) no roof, no money, and just have to work in order to sustain this lie...hmm, that is fair isn' it... She goes into a violent relationship with someone who is out on parole, and endanger you children....you can not even see your children or protect them... I have gone through my ordeal, no precisely the same one, still was able to keep a life and my daughter, but if I had good kharma, I would have been screwed for a lifetime. This is what I have gotten to see how the great state of MA treat men with the "blind" justice system... Just my 2 cts. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Hey if you have elctronic devices I'm jumping in the same program "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

I think they did feel threatened. I will definitely shoot first and figure things later, but yes it is still a disgrace the loss of life. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Jim, Glad to hear that at least you are getting back there painfully, but still with us after all. >>>>>> Bytch: Is after this that you became Skybytch? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

KFC is meat? Never felt the impulse to start galloping around after KFC? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Well Bill, If I was in Israel in a bus, and a young arab looking person tries to run inside a bus, when he or she looks like she have a bulk under the shirt, don't get me wrong, I would definitely think they are trying to bomb your ass off.... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Pablito, Felicitaciones por este aniversario, espero hayan sido ininterrumpidos, y si lo fueron, que al menos haya sido debido al clima o al presupuesto.... Cielos azules "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

for a moment I thought someone choked the chicken "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

*it's alive!!!!!!!!!! "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Chuck, Thank you for making this a better place....Pm'd "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Well, first of all you are a total stranger, hosts please note this....my green friends... Second if you have not read any papers at all, see what has been the british armed response against civilians in Ireland, would you say it is appropiate? I guess is up to you to explain this one to me. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

No I guess the correct course of action is wait and see if it explodes? Man, your way of thinking does not even get your own facts working 4 u. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Hey blue I second you on this too, some ppl believe again on distroting the facts, that they were in a danger area, with risking their life, with Tanks that just got to a place that was attacked 6 days before, let see, yep sure, let the brittons handle it with respect and humanity, just like they have in Ireland...... Back to u... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

If not, then he be better off buying a Lamborghini murcielago, than paying so much money for that... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

True Doctor Stories --- These are pretty good. - A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one. Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX * * * * * * * * * * * * At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsefully replied the patient. Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA * * * * * * * * * * * * One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada * * * * * * * * * * * * I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your left." Again, a flawless read.. "Now both," I requested. There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top line. I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked; he was standing there with both his eyes covered. I was laughing too hard to finish the exam. Dr. Matthew Theodropolous, Worcester, MA * * * * * * * * * * * * During a patient's two-week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!" Ihad him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one. Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA * * * * * * * * * * * * While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered "Why, not for about twenty years -- when my husband was alive." Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR * * * * * * * * * * * * I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So, how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly." Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI * * * * * * * * * * * * And the winner is... A new, yo! ung MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him. He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'." "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Very nice post. Thanks "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Tell that to the wife....or his barber... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Someone's pet dog. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Yep, they certainly will condemn this as a vicious attack on poor innocent journalists wearing a suspicious device....pointed at the tanks. Well, we just have to wait until the so called pro peace ppl who might say, well, they should have asked first.....Don't forget they are in a hot Zone, if they don't care to tell the troops what they are up too, don't expect them to know when you sneak up on them... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Welcome Evandro, and glad you can join us as well. Go for it on the free fly. I bet also that Wendy has jumped there too.... So how many years Wendy did you live there? If you do go there soon, get me some cachaza....pinga........I'll pay top $$$LOL "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Forgot to add that they probably there are few that can fly these birds like that?.... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Thought my invisible paint was still fresh...*Damn it, I'm supposed to be an undetectable sniper...* But yes, we can be here 4 u if asked. Blue skies! "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Snow In The Caribbean? A lady goes on vacation alone to the Caribbean wishing her husband had been able to join her. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate lovemaking she asks him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you!" the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he cannot tell her. On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?" "I can't because you will make fun of me!" the black man says. "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says. "Fine, my name is Snow," the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it," the black man says. The lady replied, "Its my husband that won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in the Caribbean!" "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

*thinking that I should really need to go to TX to check out what is behind that eye...* "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon