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Unbalanced. Yeah they have a hard time with line twists... Really? Au contraire...we could help you see the stars.... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Well sunny, there has been 3 of us requesting.....have not heard from you yet....... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

How do you get a blonde on the roof..... You let her know that drinks are on the house "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

It was....lol "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

WTF?????LMAOOOO "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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classic quick-witted answer dave, Bravo! and you replied the same minute it was posted. A totally had a flash back of all three episodes of south park that I've seen Just a little FYI, southpark is written by canadians, so those jokes are making fun of the fact that some people actually believe them And I thought they were documentaries.... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Wait I thought you were going to cum and see me tonight...now you have to work...go figure... You need replacements? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Whazup with that??????? No problem with that..... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

*bump* "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Well, as long as I can "fell" better for the sake of the sport, I could do whatever is necessary about OJ... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

You asked for MOTIVATION....I know for sure that your mindset is not ideal for a jump right now..... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

this is just an e-mail we got from out IT dept If you are wondering why the recent splurge in email spam, read the article below. If it's too much to read, just realize other users are experiencing the same issues. Sobig virus called fastest-spreading Onslaught of junk e-mail expanding By Bloomberg News, 8/21/2003 The Sobig computer worm, the fastest-spreading e-mail virus ever, infected more computer systems yesterday, including the states of New Jersey and Pennsylvania. Computer security experts have been working since Monday to eradicate Sobig before it sends more junk e-mails, clogging home and business computers, said Steven Sundermeier, a vice president with Central Command Inc., a security-software company based in Medina, Ohio. Sobig has spread faster than any other virus of its type, he said. The worm has proven to be a nuisance for computer-systems operators, who have intercepted thousands of unwanted e-mails. The worm can send out about 10 times as much unsolicited e-mail as earlier versions, said Mark Sunner, chief technology officer at New York-based MessageLabs Inc., a closely held security consulting company. "It's one of the most unprecedented viruses that we have seen so far, in terms of its ability to disseminate itself," he said. "We have intercepted a million infected e-mail messages in a 24-hour period. That puts it in the top of our league table." Sobig can render a computer more susceptible to use for sending unwanted e-mail, or spam, Sunner said. Clients of MessageLabs include the US Federal Reserve. Experts say the worm has sent millions of junk e-mails. The worm is proving to be more of a headache for home users than large businesses, which protect their networks with security staff and the latest software, security officials said. Officials in New Jersey, which found the virus yesterday, are finding it a "nuisance," said Kathleen Ellis, spokeswoman for New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey. "The main problem we had was with access to the Internet," said Mia DeVane, a spokeswoman for the Pennsylvania Office of Administration. Philadelphia city officials have intercepted 10,000 e-mails infected with Sobig, said Dianah Neff, the city's chief information officer. The virus was also found in computer networks of the states of New York and North Carolina, officials in those states said. AOL Time Warner Inc.'s America Online unit, the number one Internet service provider, discovered 11.5 million e-mails infected with Sobig since Tuesday when it began looking for the virus, said Nicholas Graham, a spokesman for the New York-based company. "That clearly demonstrates there's a problem in how widespread this virus is on the Internet," Graham said. "It also shows we are stepping in to protect our members and provide a buffer." Officials at Microsoft Corp., the world's largest software company, are urging customers to use "extreme caution" when opening e-mail attachments, said Sean Sundwall, a company spokesman. He wouldn't say how many infected e-mails Microsoft has intercepted. Redmond, Wash.-based Microsoft operates MSN, the number two US Internet service provider. The worm only affects computers running Microsoft's Windows operating systems, which power more than 90 percent of all computers, Symantec said. A small percentage of FedEx Corp. customers experienced delays in accessing shipment information from the company's website because of the worm Tuesday, said Traci Barnett, a company spokesman. Those problems have since been resolved, she said. Cox Communications Inc., the fourth-largest US cable operator, benefited from security measures it undertook to defend itself last week from the Blaster virus, said Bobby Amirshahi, a company spokesman. Priceline.Com Inc., an Internet seller of discount travel services, blocked Sobig from entering its computer network, said Brian Ek, a company spokesman. Sobig hasn't affected the operations of the Norwalk, Conn.-based company, Ek said. CSX Corp., the third-largest US railroad, said it halted freight and passenger operations yesterday after a worm similar to Sobig slowed a telecommunications network that controls train dispatching and signals. "Many key systems" were restored by midday, Jacksonville, Fla.-based CSX said in a statement. Officials at Continental Airlines Inc., the fifth-largest US carrier, are "taking care to scrub it" from inbound e-mails, said David Messing, a company spokesman. He said it wasn't affecting operations. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Ok, How about this. You go home, get the bath tub filling with hot water, put some bubble bath into it, get a wine of your choice (maybe some really col pinot Grigio) red-wine what ever... Put the stereo on, with some music like Sade or the likes...or whatever puts you in a relazing mood...call your significant other to join you for some rubbing while you enjoy the above mentioned..... It should help you relax and really motivate you..... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

kewl..... And by the way, thank you girls, for all the teasing...I'll be back. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

If I known you, you could have stayed in RI....and come with me to Orange....but sorry to hear no jumping in the ranch for you.... Blue ones. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

No, I am lost...... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Or perhaps an all nekkid 500 way, given that level 2 is the DZ for lost lusting souls. Yes, and those from other levels could join us on level 2, kind of like a big orgie...I mean, boogie!!! no prob, we can manifest it to fit what you want "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

silence in the post zone=no fingers "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Just check the landings..... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

I know, but always am weary of having to resort to being tactful to find what I'm looking for.... (0 package) "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

*So a greenie cut your fingers?* "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Go and get ma's prying bar It will bend try a forklift. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

When I was in Key West with my buddies, they walked up Duval and checked out the bars. They walked in one and there were tons of girls. "Dude... we are in..." They started feeling disheartened when they were the only guys in the bar and no one would dance with them. The only problem is that is could be a far fetched bout of my imagination, but those so called "women" Could have a bulge in front, and that it is also a slight probablity that is not the purse...... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Maybe you can solicit help or find space in the fat chick with a thong thread......... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon