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You should do one everyday for the favorite postwhore of the day... It could be that your name will show up there EVERYDAY.. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

And you call yourself a thethinker??????????? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about And blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out elegies, For death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; She struggled to get free, But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused On where the back seat once had been, But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; She did not hear them cry, And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, Oh, God, don't let them die!" Then firemen came and cut her loose, But when they searched the back, They found therein no little boys, But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad And was traveling alone, But when they turned to question her, They discovered she was gone. Policemen saw her running wild And screaming above the noise In beseeching supplication, "Please help me find my boys! They're four years old and wear blue shirts; Their jeans are blue to match." One cop spoke up, "They're in my car, And they don't have a scratch. They said their daddy put them there And gave them each a cone, Then told them both to wait for Mom To come and take them home. I've searched the area high and low, But I can't find their dad. He must have fled the scene, I guess, and that is very bad." The mother hugged the twins and said, While wiping at a tear, "He could not flee the scene, you see, For he's been dead a year." The cop just looked confused and asked, "Now, how can that be true?" The boys said, "Mommy, Daddy came And left a kiss for you. He told us not to worry And that you would be all right, And then he put us in this car with The pretty, flashing light. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

"Blind Parachutist" _________________________________________________________________ A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack". __________________________________________________________________ "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

It works alright... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

(on plane ride) who eat those beans? Never give up blue skies black death... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Well, if we are looking for stupidity nothing better than this clicky to excel........... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

My mom says I'm not wierd, I'm gifted! Are you sure she didn't say special ? I am special! I can almost count to 7. Wow no wonder you were sent back so soon.... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Welcome there....and glad you can join us... Although I do respect the advice that most inhere have given you, you should be more concerned in getting off student status...go for your A license....work on the proefficiency skills and packing requirements to get it. And ask your instructors a lot, it is great that you come here and ask around, but those who have trained you should be the last resource prior your jumping. Ask us, write it, and take it to them and people in your dz to help you out. Blue ones "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Welcome to your new addiction.....don;t worry soon you will be broke as the rest of us...(most)... Blue skies and just take your time to learn at your own pace...relax is the key word. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Welcome there pal...and blue skies... Andrea: I think he got way too much exposed to Ivan....... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

I know...been there done that...LOL "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

QuoteHIGH: Being exactly where I want to be at this point in time in my life. [\reply] Me 2[\red] LOW: The movers broke my big screen TV and a mirror on my Harley Quote that his home TV is actually smaller than someone elses TV in his motorcycle......[\red][\reply] "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

LMAO........ "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

so if the Martians wanted to invade, August 27th would be the most feasible date to do it. I heard the plan was to parasail down to earth after visting uranus.. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

That they will send us in and blow the crap out of them "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

LOl Luis...u don't read spanish...... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Asi mismo...con dos tazas de te....que digo dos tetazos... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

So either way that prick did not let you go? Well, I would advice you to start prettending you are phsyced at work and that you can go postal.... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Her Nick is lobster... at this point all that grows on her anytime she eats is her butt....... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Whatever is actually food...prefer one of those breakfast diner...a steak and egg...better if it is med rare and 36oz...over easy on the eggs.. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Welcome to level 2 "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Well, I'm not rocket scientist, by I guess a congrats is in order...have u been mooning anyone lately by anychance? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

*with handcuffs on by any chance? Well, I get a chivas on the rocks...with a splash of coconut water........Salute "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

QuoteFor a rear riser swoop, you want to apply pressure outward or downward and smoothly transition to the toggles. Loops would not allow for a smooth trasition.[\reply] How do you do this transition, I thought you can flare with risers... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon