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Well, I would be keen on one....so count me in! And now that I have a job...I can finally give Sangiro some $$ for the server....er beer fund!!!

Thuth ith my bacc....when I am standing there...that ith all you'r gonna see!! Hey, that's me!! I am the fourth person from the left...standing there looking amazed!!!!! (p.s. I mean no offense to any mentally or physically challenged persons, it is just a joke!!!) Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

Well, usually when Bill runs his boogies and has a rego fee...he charges around 17-18$ per each jump. I am assuming he will stick to that plan. As far as raft dives go...I asked Bill that exact question and he gave me a big NO on it. Said something was in the making and it would be allowable next year, but not this one. Bummer!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

Mouth.... you better come find me if you're coming to the Monroe Boogie!! Just look for the guy with the "really ugly burgundy Racer" and whose jumpsuit looks like a SJ Sharks uniform...with a patch on the knee! I will jump you....err...with you!! or just listen to who gets made fun of the most!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

Hey...now that is pushing it a bit! I look nothing like Skreamer....and we all know that he doesn't like us over here (especially if we aren't sleeping with him!) Besides..I am much cuter than that! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

Viking...that is classic!!!! I love it!

just let it go skyhawk.... ....and keep off the thread....we're getting good with the ladies.... ladies??... Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

Get the f*^& out!! Really?!! 2 degrees and I wouldn't have known!!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

...the flux capacitor allows for a specific yawl rate that gives the pilot (me) enough time to bank a hard right turn...engage the auto pilot and still jump into the conflict...a mere 100 yards behind my unit. We then set off on foot (these special military running shoes that allow a human to run at 1/3 the speed faster than normal) in the direction of our target, the.... This is more fun with him not here!!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

You're missing her point Anonymous! Now shut up...I'm trying to film here...and this is getting good!!! Okay ladies...continue...let's see....Tee...why don't you start with Jessica's bra strap while Pammi goes at Jessica's legs with her tongue.... ...and ACTION!!!(I love my job!!!) BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

Hey man, sorry about that....that is why I said it letter by letter....so the children wouldn't put it together!!! It's not nice to curse in front of the children!!!! And Will, sorry dude...was just having ya on!!!! Oh yeah...beer's on me (not literally)!! [puts down case as he arrives at the dz, and opens one up] Cheers everyone! Cyber....git yer ass back here!!j/k Bust one for me, eh! I hope you're having fun in Tejas! Let me know when you get back...I may need a ride out next weekend...can't afford the car just yet!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

Y'all ready for this....Pyke is an Economist!! (put on his immunity suit) And skreamer...if you need to eat McNuggets and tell yourself it tastes just like chicken....this explains a lot as to why you like to swallow..."Its okay Will, it tastes like chicken![gulp, gulp, gulp]" So Will, do you like your men with or without facial hair?? BWAHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

That's good MM....we're here for ya man!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

that is a little over the top as far as a reaction goes...but if that is what they both wanted...then good on ya HH! I don't know what exactly has gone on with them...but in light of the situation...all I can say is... "Pussies!!"BWAAHHAAHAAH!!!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

Make sure your head and back have support as i don't want any insurance claims coming through with my name on them. BUT!.... Pyke has a job!!!! That is right....a J O B!!!! I finally have some sense of security...some sense of personality....and some real $$$$!!!!!! So, everybody have one on me tonight....cause I am going to celebrate with MANY!!!! And look for me roaming the countryside now...as I will be unstoppable with new gear and $$ in my pocket!!!!!

Hey....I resemble that remark!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

Hey skreamer...how do you know exactly what I wanted when i started this thread... Maybe I like the idea of you, Jessica, Pammi, and Tee all going at it?! Maybe i was trying to hook you up?! maybe, just maybe....this was all an evil ploy of mine to get the video shooting rights!!? But then again...maybe I just like turning every conversation towards sex....since afterall it is the most interesting and FUN topic to discuss...next to skydiving!! So, while you presume to know what I was thinking...unless you are a beautiful woman, clad in a faux leopard print thong, holding a beer, chocolate sauce and a jump ticket, and muttering something about "blow jobs and kinky sex"....you have NO idea what I was thinking!!!!! S*^t...I hate it when I give away the best parts!!!DOH!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

Sure....!!! And next you'll tell me that the plural of octopus isn't octopusses!!! or was that octopussy?? Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

And my interpretation buddy gets it in one!!! On ya jfields!!!!(now, no fair translating it for the rest of 'em) Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

Is it me...or has anyone else noticed that President Bush has learned a new word......RESOLVE I have counted 4 speeches since the tragedy where he has used this word, not only once, but multiple times. Makes me feel proud to be an American....knowing you can teach our children new things everyday!!! I say, "good on ya Junior...you get extra milk and cookies this evening...but only if you clean your plate!" "Gee, thanks Mum (laura!?)" WTF....get some new speech writers sir...they're killing you! [puts on his political flame suit] Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

BWAHHAAHAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!! Pammi...ROTFLMAO!!!!! That is classic!!! And Remi....I am immune to the sheep thing...but I think I saw your wellies in the paddock over there....covered in wool!!!! But I like your options....I personally would go for the cheap women/beer...oops!! did I say that? "how do I tell these people I have no internal monologue!"HAAA!!!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

I would love to Vman..but I am not sure if I would have the $$ since my Kiwi girl is coming over in Dec/Jan...and am thinking of putting her through AFF. Would also have a problem registering for the POPS...since I am about 13 years too young. But...if all goes well and I win the lottery....I would love to go. Matamata is supposed to a blast! and as far as the cold ones go.....what is stopping you from sharing them with me here?? Or, better yet...before you go to NZ, let me know and I will "nominate" a few of my home dz mates to share them with ya instead!! Cheers, Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

Well hell..I wouldn't have thought anyone would have responded...but this is cool!! Okay, here goes: That is very cool! Glad to hear both are in good shape. Tell both that their other "family" says congrats! very cool, but gosh...12 is far too young. Of course, what do I know...I had mine at 9...and now look at me!! Now Pammi...I don't even want to know about you and the wal-mart clerks..but hey...whatever floats yer boat! And to /s...yeah...I still think my NZ one is more cool as well! What would you think it would mean, there big guy? I am a skydiver...I am kiwi....and it is what every skydiver wishes for one another.../...and if I have to tell...than it wouldn't be fun anymore now would it!!!! Yup!!!! Am damn proud of it!!! (for the next 20+ days anyway!) and YOU call ME a licence slut....c'mon people....Vman so beats me there!!!! ...still thinking the baby beats me out for happiest thing yesterday... Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

now what?....well, we wait until nightfall and jump out, thus taking the castle by suprise..... P.S. hey...what is with this giving blood/skydiving thing?? Can you not skydive up to 6 weeks after giving blood? Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Pyke NZPF A - 2584 USPA C- 31879

Ladies and Gentleman.... I have been reading these posts for the past 2 days and "hearing" a lot (more than usual) of anger, resentment towards others, and out right cruelty towards one another. I understand all those who are upset and furious over the tragedy. I understand all those who are overly emotional over this. And, I understand all those who are showing their pride for their country in light of this international event. But let's not forget 2 key things here: First, this event will affect ALL of us one way or another and regardless of how we deal with it. I am empathetic to those who have lost..as I will never know what it is like to have lost someone close to me from this event. Second, we are all equal under the eyes of God (whichever one you believe in). So let's not focus on how each of us(or other countries - for that matter) reacts to this to this event...it affected the world and will not go unnoticed (by any stretch of the imagination) Let's just appreciate and accept that some may cope differently than others. Differences are what make us unique. I embrace the fact that others will deal with this differently (either by humour, sadness, greed (seen the price of gas lately??), or revenge) and I hope that this will still not cloud the fact that I happen to live in a country where it is okay to do all of these things - FREELY. So, while I don't necessarily agree with some of the posts/views shared on this forum re: the Tragedy on 9/11 - I hope that everyone here takes a few deep breaths...realises that life will go on...and this forum will once again be the sarcastic, fun-loving, HAPPY place it once was. Smile Damnit!!!!!