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  1. yardhippie
    Jack Daniels. Is it as good as, Knob Creek, or Woodford, or Russells Reserve. But jack is a good friend to me, and many others. Jack mixes well with others. Jack is a realtively cheap date. Go big, fall down. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yardhippie
    damn straight. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie
    Maybe he forged it. Turtle, are you using a fake man-card? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    No! I can assure you that Robby was not who I was referring to... Although, (he/she) will remain nameless as I know for a fact this person is a prominent member of our online family! I know nothing. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    Can we wish for a 3D globular matrix HUD? You said 'globular'! huh-huh huh. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Obviously Not! I have to go to the store still!!!!! Shit, now look what Ive done. Why dont you sit down and have some Gouda? now youre gonna loose your man-card you keep this crying shit up. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I was talking bout that Mack rear end. Either way, chunkin up that piece aint cheap. Good luck to ya. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    Yesssss! I think we get a new one this year, the last one we had apparently went "missing". Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    When did they become MY kids? Fine - when all is good and the trash gets taken out they are YOUR kids . . . but as soon as the banter starts - they're mine again - huh? I see how it is - and you wondr why I can't find the time to tend to the Farm. Its not my fault you were raised up to deity status. Im just a fucking hippie, why do you always pressure me?! Cant you just get to the Farm with out all this baggage? Obviously Not! Shit, now look what Ive done. Why dont you sit down and have some Gouda? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd ask permission tis time though. It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission. Thats not what the judge told Turtle! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    When did they become MY kids? Fine - when all is good and the trash gets taken out they are YOUR kids . . . but as soon as the banter starts - they're mine again - huh? I see how it is - and you wondr why I can't find the time to tend to the Farm. Its not my fault you were raised up to deity status. Im just a fucking hippie, why do you always pressure me?! Cant you just get to the Farm with out all this baggage? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Provided it was just a small failure. Not that bearing that goes out and causes road speed vibration. 6500 back home, and cant be done w/o special tools. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    Thats what Im thinking. I use the 'foot flush' method, so no touching of the b-room hardware. I also shower daily (believe it or not), coupled with clean clothes. My junk should be just as clean as the rest of my body. In fact, I'd be more apt to wash my hands after a sneeze. You sneeze on your junk? sometimes I dont want to dirty up my shirt sleeves. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    that 9" ford wont push a 80,000 lb truck... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yardhippie
    Thats what Im thinking. I use the 'foot flush' method, so no touching of the b-room hardware. I also shower daily (believe it or not), coupled with clean clothes. My junk should be just as clean as the rest of my body. In fact, I'd be more apt to wash my hands after a sneeze. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie
    Somebody has to do it! Nope, at the Farm this weekend. You missed it last weekend, everybody went big. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Guy1: Didnt your mother teach you to wash your hands? Guy2: No. My mom taught me not to pee on myself. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    He's asking for ideas, not miricles! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    that sucks. I dont miss my truck (dump). it was a pile and always breaking down. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    Yes you can - yes, yes I can. If you have a scroll lock on your mouse - you can lock it in a certain speed to scan for pictures posted . . . it's a lot faster. Yes, but then I miss al the exciting, albiet strange, banter amongs your kids. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    Yes you can - yes, yes I can. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    May your Gouda (and noone elses) be tainted by the turds of 1000 stink bugs, and give you really really bad breath. Ok, I'll make sure not to breathe on her. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    I'd pee in her butt. Now why, would you do such a thing? I can believe I read this entire thread. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    Hippie I'm so looking forward to giving you a nice big sluthug!!! We'll take a picture and send it to turtle! poor poor turtle...he has no idea what he is missing out on. I give nice sluthugs Turtle, I would taunt you more now, but I'll wait till theres video. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    Too bad you wont be at the Farm this weekend then huh? Hippie I'm so looking forward to giving you a nice big sluthug!!! We'll take a picture and send it to turtle! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865