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  1. yardhippie

    do I?

    Not really. Just show up at a popular boogie and make a complete ass of yourself. Or if you weren't married, you could just proclaim you love for Shimmel. now why would anyone do that? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. Could you take and post another one without shaking the camera? Blues, Dave Is this better Youre methods are sound, oh temptress! I hope you have more than just glorious bootie shots! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. You underestimate the power of the Hippie! No one does that twice! no hippy, you underestimated the power of me Uh oh. I really hate it when it comes to mutually assured desctruction. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. You underestimate the power of the Hippie! No one does that twice! no hippy, you underestimated the power of me OH, believe me... I NEVER understimate the power of a skychick! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. . . . people have tried . . . ...tried and failed? Tried and been completely decimated. I told you that was an accident! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. Yea, but you still wouldn't get to meet the cool kids! No Hippy, its just means I won't get to met you. You underestimate the power of the Hippie! No one does that twice! . . . people have tried . . . ...tried and failed? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. Reminds me of the time someone referred to Hippie as an "Alter Boy"!!! That was some funny shiaattt right there! She refuses to even have a drink with me now. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. Yea, but you still wouldn't get to meet the cool kids! No Hippy, its just means I won't get to met you. You underestimate the power of the Hippie! No one does that twice! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. can't say i blame you but it sure a shame to miss my sluthugs Soloution: pack bags, head to ATL. Party like a rockstar. lets see... 6 hours to the Farm 6 40 to ATL? hmm...hell I could go to Raeford and jump in that time Yea, but you still wouldn't get to meet the cool kids! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. My dad was a wide man. He taught me one very important fact: If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy! what does being WIDE have to do with momma being happy? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. I'd say so! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. Hmmm - You know . . . that is only a $581.00 dollar suggestion . . . Round trip . . . How's May for you? Just think of it Turtle! COFFEE! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. can't say i blame you but it sure a shame to miss my sluthugs Soloution: pack bags, head to ATL. Party like a rockstar. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. you better be there to give me my sluthug Just a bit of background on the hippie: Good weather = hippie jumping ok weather = hippie partying bad weather = hippie stays in ATL and parties like a rockstar. this concludes todays public service annoucement. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. You should have a plan B. Every good skydiver has a plan B!
  16. yardhippie

    do I?

    or give you "innie" nipples! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. I wonder what they put in that coffee there? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie

    do I?

    Hairy ass and all? dood! too far! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. I have a paypal you can send money to! Oh, this is for J, not me. Nevermind. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. So are going to going us Thursday night? Now even IM confused! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. Time is of the essence - I am fading - fading fast. How bout an electric two way with your testicles? That'll get the juices flowing. Damn . . . Where's Spence? what the hell does spence have to do with your two testicles and electricty? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. Time is of the essence - I am fading - fading fast. How bout an electric two way with your testicles? That'll get the juices flowing. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. Turtle, you should be president. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. Why dont you just go to the store and buy more coffee? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie

    do I?

    I'll assume you meant for purposes of anal toy commentary, instructions on how to better her depravity, sexual harassment, and commentary on her idiocy, respectively. Otherwise I'm not sure I like where you're going with that. What? You don't like Anal? Are you giving or receiving? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865