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Even I dont know what the hell blueberries has to do with me. but we could all use more cowbell. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ain't nobody happy if Mama ain't happy. Remember that. Your wish is my command 'o powerful one. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Just throw some blueberries at em! I thought they liked cowbells Everyone can use more cowbell. Can you write me a prescription? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I make no mention of harm. Hippies as a whole are pretty much as dangerous as a chinchilla on morphine. Me? Dont let the name fool ya, cuz Im a blend. Redneck, Hippie, and skydiver. The three are always battling for supremacy. Those caught in the wake, usually wish they hadnt. just ask Jessie07 about her last weekend. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I beg to differ. Let me at it, Im a trained professional. I bet you are But i was referring to angles I can take. I can only bent, twist and turn so much. The first one was a doosy. Hold the camera between your legs, point it into a mirror behind you as you bend over. Then take the picture of the mirror with your ass in it. dooh... I didn't think of that one. What would I do without you Now all I have to do is remember to turn off the flash Probably a whole hell of a lot. yeah...you're probably right Taunting the Hippie is not in one's best interest. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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That makes two of you Im gonna kick in the nutz. just remember that you can dance if you wannou. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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An immature child? I am just guessing. Who let him out of the basement? My mommy damnit, she said I don't have to stay there if I don't want to. Momma says that happiness comes down in rays of sunshine. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I beg to differ. Let me at it, Im a trained professional. I bet you are But i was referring to angles I can take. I can only bent, twist and turn so much. The first one was a doosy. Hold the camera between your legs, point it into a mirror behind you as you bend over. Then take the picture of the mirror with your ass in it. dooh... I didn't think of that one. What would I do without you Now all I have to do is remember to turn off the flash Probably a whole hell of a lot. I heard that. but youre probably right. As much as it pains me to admit it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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An immature child? I am just guessing. Who let him out of the basement? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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It is smack dab in the middle of corn country. Maybe they could call it: The cornhole boogie! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I'm a little naive according to Stitch. Why don't you send me a pic so I can see for myself. Why dont you post more pics of your ass. Its... well... Giggidy, giggidy, goo! I don't think there is an angle left to take. I beg to differ. Let me at it, Im a trained professional. I bet you are But i was referring to angles I can take. I can only bent, twist and turn so much. The first one was a doosy. I'll BET it was! cameras with remotes are the way to go. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Yeah, you just use public forums. DAMMIT! There I go again. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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meh. Hot body. Ok face. i'd hit it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Have we met? j/k...you don't send me pm's! I dont send you PMs so you dont know Im stalking you. Shhhhh. Dont tell anyone. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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That's because I like you. I just toy with him. [bad Hall and Oates music] Oh oh here she comes Watch out boys she'll chew you up and Remi shows his age once again. I really dont think some of the kidz here will get that one! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Are you sad? Do you need a hug? I have feelings too you know. Hippies have feelings? Shit, learn something new everyday. Shouldnt you be learning everyday? Isnt that why you paying crazy amounts of money? to become a Dr. or whatever? Hippies do have feelings, they're just covered in butterflies and happieness. Much like other loads of bs. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I'm a little naive according to Stitch. Why don't you send me a pic so I can see for myself. Why dont you post more pics of your ass. Its... well... Giggidy, giggidy, goo! I don't think there is an angle left to take. I beg to differ. Let me at it, Im a trained professional. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Are you sad? Do you need a hug? I have feelings too you know. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Are you sad? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Say it isnt so!? Oh how the powerful have fallen. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I'm a little naive according to Stitch. Why don't you send me a pic so I can see for myself. Why dont you post more pics of your ass. Its... well... Giggidy, giggidy, goo! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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For protection? Or b/c you dont need them much like an appendix? Well being that my desire to have children is pretty minimal, you are correct. They are not used much. But mostly for protection. Why do I need to have these really sensitive, holy-shit-that-was-just-a-glance-and-I-may-puke things hanging around? Let's put them someplace safe. you have a point o google master. There's actually some video of me from a few weeks back where I got kicked in the weddy tackle on a HD flower exit. You can see me yelling and grimicing in pain as I fly the slot. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Generally, if the guy is asking for it, I send him to Midtown. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ok, so to make life a bit easier for those too lazy to read, I made a list! Now fill in the damn blanks already. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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For protection? Or b/c you dont need them much like an appendix? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865