yardhippie

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  1. Sweet! Free Beer! Im there! Oh... wait a min... no I wont, your just to far away, and that would cost too much. Congrats on the new digs! I know how ya feel!
  2. yardhippie

    BWAhahaha

    those are some of the most pointless ____________ (insert label here) I have seen and yet I will copy them and forward to others. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. Im impressed by your desire to be fuel efficient. Im w/ honda, b/c of past product longevity. My wife has got a 1994, Del Sol w/ 185,000 miles on it and still gets nearly 40mpg. I, OTOH, have a 91 Mitsu that gets 20 and a Dodge Ram that gets 13. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. thats basically what Ill be doing, and I dont doubt it. I get crap from OOPS (UPS) too, that look a bit, mangled. But really if ya seen how that crap that shit in there, you wouldnt be suprised. Important=FedEx who-gives-a-shit=UPS Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. sleep? hah! I poke sleep w/ a sharp stick! It looks like im gonna get a job and its from 10pm till 3am. then there is school, and the commute, but hey, its w/ UPS. Benifits out the hizziole! So, im preparing to adjust my schedule! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. I have it on good authority that they do nothing for my ass, but thanks for asking. I made them for someone who was a bit bigger in the waist than me and got a bit excessive on the material. But if your really interested... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. No, no, no your dirty-minded little pervs! Its my latest pair of freefly pants, and Im gonna get to try em out in two weeks! whooo-hoo! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. Hwy 71! You are nutz! No wonder you almost died! ya know they have freeways now! It the best one is I 40 takes ya straight to memphis! and I dont care what you say, every arkie knows that Missourians are worthless! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. why yes of course! As long a you still respect me in the morning!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. being from AR I understand how you might feel like you can throw a beer in some big guys face. i once had a friend think he could do somthing similar, and I had to drag him to the car, and clean him up before I could take him home. (aka, he got his ass whipped) but then ya moved to Misery. Sad, but tell more stories!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. the fact that Your search for pizza bomber returned 6 results is fairly amazing. Im actually astounded that there werent more boobie results! Get w/ the program people! Ivan, you gotta do better, I know your capable! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. Ill never admit to it but Im an aspiring buddist, and currently reading An Open Heart and Im finding it most enlightening. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. welcome to the party! Just listen to what everybody has to say and do your best to find the "knowledge" in it all! Its great! WElcome! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. I just had a capsule repair. just about a year and a half ago. I tood four months to get back into the sport, but was worth it. No more pain after every jump. Just discuss whatever you do w/ your j/m (jumpmaster) Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. Just sell some stuff and ya got the money! At least it sounds good to me at 1 am! Have fun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. hallo! Its your shout ya bludger! Ya gotta do it. Its too much fun! Welcome! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. thank-you, thank-you. I can sleep better now.
  18. ok peeps! lets see some action here! If I dont see something soon Im gonna go pass-out. and dammit if that aint no fun! Trolls untie! come on BIOTCHES! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. you and i are inverse opposites! oops. actually Im further out there than Ghandi?@!! damnit man! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. aye-chiwa-wa! me like bubbles! where was she at rantoul? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. WTF is a trailor? I know what a trailer is! and Im saying I aint got no big ass! Its fine... aint it? somebody?..... anybody?...
  22. godddammmmit! is not a black hole! Im just big boned. but did I say your just jelous? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. schoolgirl look huh? surly you got a web cam or somthing?!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. and the long awaited: true yardhippie bum! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. You show me yours, and i'll show you mine. Of course you're prolly (WTF is prolly?) already seen them since they got posted on the freakin internet!! I seen 'em in person. Multiple times. but hey I said it so here. My ass to come, but if you look. I have already posed my ass! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865