yardhippie

Members
  • Content

    10,434
  • Joined

  • Last visited

    Never
  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by yardhippie

  1. Best thing for keeping the stiches straight is dont get in a hurry, thats where I always mess up. as far as the "bells of the legs, dont be afraid to modify what you have. that was how I finally got my pattern right. Just split the seams to where you think it should be and add material. I dont use velcro on my cuffs. I sew a buttonhole in to where the hem will be and make sure the hem is hollow all the way around, then run a small bungee and leave the 2 ends exposed. buy a little spring clamp and you have adjustable cuffs. thats just how I do it cuz having to pleat all that damn material for velcro pisses me off. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. You forgot to put in the five minutes to do some speed. that falls in to etc. I did a stint this summer delivering school buses, and seen lots o stuff that give me the willies, but i kept on going. there are lots of little "tricks" that a truck driver can do to appear leagal, even though he's been driving for 24 hours straight. Quote: "I never though Id see the sun rise twice in one day..." Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. I think that if the general public REALLY knew, how long a lot of those truck triver had been up at anyone time they wouldnt get anywhere near them. For example: 24 hours/day- 10 hours driving, 15 hours (on duty) (legally), 3 hours (fueling, eating, ), 1-2 hours (shower-if applicable), an no telling how many hours winding down (tv, movies, bar, etc) thats only 4 hours for sleep. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. Hell Ive fallen asleep on the road in Jersey! Its called rush hour, or construction, or pile-up, or homless person naked on the side of the road. Hell anything will cause a skreeching halt up there. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. last I heard it was still going on. Of course roumors abound, but I "heard" that Larry wont drop the suit. I do know one thing for sure, if you want to piss of Mike, just ask him about it! There are lots of other roumors, but b/c I have no first hand experience, I will say no mo.
  6. 1 beautiful weekend : 0 : 0 soon.... very very soon... I will change those numbers! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. Me hopes he stays @ WTS. Not that the cessna aint a great plane, but it pales in comparison to the rocket ship that is Mullins' plane. That means I might get to get cought up on all the jumping Ive been missing! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. its a crop of one of yours. I was gonna dig one of the high speed ones, but got lazy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. you left out having money, and great weather, but being injured! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. NONE of the above.... I REPEAT: None of the above. I.... Um.... I just cant speak.... im going to find my happy place, and im hopin there not there waiting to squish me like a bug. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. when your right, your right. Its not mainstream for sure. But get good and smashed on a dark rainy night. Ahhhh... those were the days. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. sounds to me like ya need new friends. and oh look! there lots and lots of em at the DZ. Even your broke-ass gimpy ones! That hat kicks ass! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. You fogot the BOX JELLYFISH that MooFo will kill ya too But thanks for the rapp Oz Rocks everyone should visit, but not all at once
  14. I'll see the alcohol factor and multiply by the fact that I got home without a ticket..... And I'll raise you a virgin and 2 servants. well hell, thats a stiffie. I mean damn.... a virgin AND 2 servants. Alllright Ill see your virgin and 2 servants and raise you one BDSM mistriss, one gimp, and a nympho! yes folks, and THAT is how you hijack a thread. sorry Sunshine. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. you and me both. Im gonna get in trouble. As far as Im concerned. aint no body but me get intouch w/ my inner asshole. no matter how I look at the above. I just dont seem right. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. ohhhh yeaaaaaa. really I do. where the hell is Sinker!!!!? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. I don't need to worry about getting some. Neither does Sunny, or 98% of the rest of this site. If you gotta brag, yep, you really are a pansy ass. Godammit I am not a panzy ass! Screw you guys Im going home! Im sure that no one could give a flying dog F**k if I get any tonight, but it was unexpected, plus add the alcohol factor, and hell, its probaly good im goin. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. "ohmmmmmmmmmmmm" oh yea... Im touching my inner asshole!
  19. Not bad, but doesn't hold a candle to Sunshine. SeaBass, just give in to Sunshine. Drop the restraining order. Allow her into you life. She'll be so much more fun to stalk when she's comfortably in your home. Do you have any freaking idea how hard it is to stalk a stalker? but of course! who could hold a candle to the sun! I mean it would melt and stuff! Not to mention the sunburn! oooooh oooh. do get to close... shell burn ya. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. ok ok... Ill figure it out! One costume coming up!
  21. Good idea. I thought i was gonna have to come to Arkansas and kick your pansy ass!! I dont have a pansy ass. My ass rocks! and im sorry but I must now go. I have "things" to do! im gettin some, im gettin some... nanny nanny boo boo Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. can I get an AMEN?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. no really I would hate to make it so that it didnt fit "properly"! and yea... we are on a roll. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie

    Awesome Pic

    hey hey hey. I want no part in that shit (no pun intended) I wash myself of this filth! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. definitely smooth!!! aborting attemted hijack! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865