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yea... those are tough. My last one I made 24 in two days. Video + Pro Track = log book! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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No you typed in the lamest way to bump a thread... Creativity... lacking creativity. your right... you should do something like this... Ok so hers my bum... edited to add: im attachement is too big... any help in shriking my ass? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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It does NOT hurt, suck it up and take it like a man. Oh and if you need any personal references for your new job, i'll be happy to be one. what kinda reference you gonna be? "yea I now the guy. Well, I only seen him a few times, but he can make a golf cart go really fast, ooooh yea and he and some friends carried a huge inflatable penis through the WFFC and handed out condoms..." Im thinking thats not the impression I wanna make, but thank you for the lovely offer. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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which boogie has the best parties?
yardhippie replied to Newbie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
for a smaller DZ mullins has some really good shindigs. Last year dude fell in the fire and got seriours nasty burns, we blew up a cooler and lawn chair, found that V8 when in a can thrown into a fire is a lethal projectile... Halloween has got to be the best though. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
no.... that hurts and anyways Im at school, I got a class and 6. and for your info I got an interview this evening! whoopiee
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WARNING!!!!!! A hideiously nasty altered quote follows below, and I did it! Skyesspot did not say what I have made it seem to say. Read on... ummm... I would say those are the three main things on this forum thought to self... word this carefully I am SOOO not against talking about sex... I've done that... I guess those two get their hands on their sex life... just more detail is needed... variety is the spice of life... Roy, that mean I want to hear about all the positions and times.... Please dont hate me? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I do not want to watch. You really need to convince this chick to try 3way.
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mmmm.... beeeeerrrrr.... sorrry, its all I got. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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PM? coward. just post it! Let the world know! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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no, not really, but apparently most of us wanna watch. justl look at the poll results. Im sure it would make good video for my next productions. I curretly have some conversations on tape that arent ment for the genral public, and Im trying to figure out how to edit into skydiving video so most dont know whats going on. (its only conversation, not acts) Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Um BASE! and then I think that is about it...well my kids, but they came from sex, or atleast that is what I was told. I still beleive myself to be a virgin and sometime I really do think they came from another planet, but then I remember the pain and how cute they were when they were first born. But I am still a virgin, well at least since 10 am yesterday that is and will continue to be until this weekend... Quote from unkown source: "Children are gods punishment for sex!" I didnt include BASE cuz im not currently active in BASE, but hope to be this summer. I have A friend. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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sorry, that was an inavertant hijack. Please resume normal finger biting (damn that could be the other thread too) posting! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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ummm... Im thinking you are right. I mean hell theres sex and theres skydiving, and there's drinking. What else is there? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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This is perfect for a 4-way fun jump, I'll just get my friends in it with me... what's the worst that could happen? the ffers kick us out the door? AND have 12 different points of video of you guys getting thrown out the door! Mike hell singing? I seen folks not get quite enough altitude, and/or get put out "off" cuz they fogged the plane w/ skin melting ass gas! Luckily not my load! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ok....now that's just a BAD habit! Yuck, I hate smoke! Maybe chew gum....I think as long as you keep your mouth occupied, it might work! ummmm... errrrr.... Oh thats another thread. but sorry I got little helpful advice. Im prone to picking up my bad habits whilst at a DZ. and tend to be more laid back away. maybe try daydreaming about skydiving? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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and here I thougt this was a dead thread... lets see pics and well judge if theyre sexy or not! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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where's the wheels? I aint a great place till its got wheels. oOOps that just Arkansas. Schweet house, mine aint so cool now. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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but its free?! That's true and of all the beers, free is my favorite.. But have you considered FREE beer, thats really good too! I OTOH, will also drink free Marguritas! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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but its free?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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definitely an import or quality beer to keep the natives happy. I usually bring Corona.. but if im cheap ill bring Bud Light or somthing of that nature. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Whatever you do, don't break your ankle.
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now that I can do! a skyvan and free beer? hell, I just bout do all the work myself! umm... just how big is this house? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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if its sinuses, be careful... its not pretty when they burst cuz of pressure. and ouch. But yea... it always makes mee feel beetter! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Well what the hell did you expect? We dont wanna know? Surely you jest. From all the posts, titties and sex are the overall top topics (excluding cypres) Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I tried looking that the angle of the sun, but just couldnt see anything that screamed out of place, but then again im just an amateur! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865