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  1. yardhippie
    that card should be your best friend, hippie! how can you forget that? marriage... you forget much... very very much... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yardhippie
    She was immediately attracted by my dashing good looks, quick wit, above average intelligence, and rock hard abs.. or... um.. maybe she just felt sorry for me.. ahhh pity! I keep forgettin that card! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie
    gawd... dont yall have enough flirtacios threads already? Maybe ya should tell us all how you scored her!? Other than the large and ever growing list weve seen here! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    yea, hey there may be great pw'ing here. Or just some quality advice! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    Me say no! But its probably too late now. I only get sick once in a blue moon. Exercise, eating right, a good vitamin, and a good souce of Vitamin C during peak season will do ya wonders. REally the only times Ive been sick is when Ive run myself down, partying, not sleeping, or stress. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. yardhippie
    yes and how many of you can say ya chunked a punkin out of it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. yardhippie
    6 jumps, 3 on friday and 3 on Sat. 1 kick ass pumpkin chunkin contest out of the King Air. (you should have seen it go through the roof of the bathhouse!!) and I cant even count the drinks we had, but jello shots flowed like at WFFC and we chisled away at to kegs on Sat night along /w some Rodriguez initiations. whew! Im still feeling that party! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    Wow.. Just like Commander Data Jeanne LMAO! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    We could do shots or something later. ahem... thats what ya gotta worry about. not the shots and rollerblading! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    well since im so far away... im gonn hold at my current bid. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    Don't worry baby... that cake got flushed because it si not worthy of being rubbed on your luscious body.. and if i had rubbed it on, i probably would have gotten sick licking it off.. it was nasty cake! nasty cake? (a conversation all by itself) but why FLUSH the cake? why not throw it in a trash can, out the door, or at a passing car? Gee whiz. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie
    Yardhippie lives far away. I'm only 30 miles away. Besides that's quite a good price for a Rollerblading partner oh yea.... well u r just a dude in a wheelchair! Tiemaa! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    now yer gettin it! MORE POWER! we're skydivers dammit! We like to do it in groups! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    2 reserve repacks and two jump tickets! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yardhippie
    its still funny... and a damn fine pic! Great camera work. See theere is good in it after all! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie
    all I can say is WTF? couldnt he come up w/ a better use for cake? hell I can think of a great many more! but on my side of things.... I once flushed Han Solo (figurine), for what reason I dunno, but we were kids and he had been bad.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. yardhippie
    WTF how in the hell did I get Cooter?! I mean what in blue blazes makes ya think Im Cooter? Hell im at least a Barney Fife, or the drunk monkey on Dr Doolittle... Geeze... some people! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    today-im not active tommorow-active! any questions? oh and ya better get your punk-ass outta bed and let me in, in the morning! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie
    OH Yea! Well I stayed at a holiday inn last night! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    i dunno if it was bigfoot or not, but when we was kidz, we was out in tha woods and these set of eyes waz just follerin us. and we wuz on'a fo-wheeler. then just as we made it thru tha crick, this great big light com out of the sky... oh wait... thats an alien thread... but at least it was gay? no bigfoot, but if so... definitely gay. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    break a light bulb w/o breaking the filiament attach fuse of a firework of some sort to element, install on any fixture turned off, and watch for fun! Limburger cheese-put it anywhere, car, under his chair, under one of the keys or multiple keys on his keyboard... super stinky switch the 'm' and 'n' keys on his keyboard (less effective if he doesnt need to look) saran wrap every individual piece of his office stapler, mouse, monitor, pens, pencils... happy joking! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    33% !? Ok what-ever and whats up w/ the decorating question? I paint and had curtins... the keep out the light! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    not really... but you might bee to short! and I do belive we called you for the not so good night at Brents w/ video... but you NO ANSWER... see ya Friday! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    damn.... its already packed.... where did I put it!!!? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    As usual, I may have spoke too soon. It all stems on me finishing up this roof I'm working on. I got rained out this afternoon, so things just got quite a bit tighter. It's a toss up. If I can't make it, I'll let you know. well get your shiznit together! Im leaving for WTS at about 4 am.... why you ask? cuz thats when I get off work and it aint worth going home... plus, I gotta get in some jumping on Friday! Plus wake Brents biotch ass up damn early in the AM. Pick up the peeps and come have a drunk... oh and skydive too! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865