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Sorry dude. I'd just end up killin it. I just dont need any more of that on my hands! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

mmmm.. I dont like this club, but I am a member. while coming in for what should have been uneventful landing, I put my self in the corner w/ no outs, tried diggin it out, but not gonna help. wow?! yea Im still in one piece, have my toggles in my hands and my canopy is still flying. Oh shit, left ankle rolled under me as a ground to a halt. Initial reports were a sprain, would be better in a couple of weeks. Went to rantol, swelling went down, made three jumps (on different days). came home and it started hurting very badly. Back to the Dr. Oh, youve broken pieces off your talus and tib/fib. Gotta operate, is thursday ok? (this is tuesday) I severly damaged the soft tissues, so much so some had to be removed, along w/ bone fragments. 3 months later I was jumping again. but now w/ a lace up ankle brace. Moral of the story: when da peeps say your gonna get hurt, listen, or you will! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

ooh? mamma like? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

gawd, I got some ones yall will never get. excuse me, but will your get your head out of your u-turn? Big? Huge. Gigantic? enoumous. Large? supersized even. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

blow me you hippie haten herem haver! and Im wearing orange. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Yea, like youve never dont that before! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

sounds like the mentality of someone that has no interest in getting "haremed" I have no possibility of such a "punishment". She hates hippies. No really, just ask er! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

just show up w/ every color you can think of. then shell come up w/ some shit no body's ever heard of before! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

*bump* cuz this weekend can BLOW ME! I got no fundage for the jumping. Oh yea, all the fuckwits who work for me and decided they didnt need to work last night can BLOW ME! Oh and the crappy weather thats gonna keep me from washin my new ride today... can BLOW ME! anyone else? Good Day! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Don't be stingy, bring some with you. hmmm... I think hed need a bigger car! and some help movin the cooling device that is keepin that sweet nectar cold. damn. wish I could make it. My funds are just out. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

He-he! you said "plethora" and actually used it in a sentance, around skydivers. Who you tryin to impress? but I passed my 7 jump course in 7 jumps and 2 weekends. Loved it. My key was relaxing. That made it all better. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

badgers? Badgers? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Well I just traded of my 4wd, dodge truck which sucked a major 12 MPG. in for a Pontiac Vibe (aka toyota matrix) took it to dallas this weekend and probably averaged about 85 the whole way and had the a/c on.. and still got 32 MPG. How did I ever live before? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

depends on which DZ I go to. $10 early bird loads 17 fridays/mondays at one. 20 sat/sunday at one and that after 12 everday at another damn that crap is complicated. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I be there prolly friday too! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

ever hear of Jeramia Red? Ohhh 7.6 % alcohol and I drank waaaaa too much the other weekend, didnt even realize it was storming to beat all hell, and wet in my tent. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Beer. repete until passed out or no longer able to function. yea the drive is still there but the hangover in the am keeps ya from thnkin bout it for a few hours/days. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

surely they could find something to grab a hold of! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

ya know ya listed texas, but you alreadly live there!? Im a dallas wannabe myself. but florida is # 2... If I got a job. id move. hey why dont we just get some kinda mass skydiver migration to some place. yeaaa! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

your compainin bout 83? whoa... I live for 83. in august when ya ice melts in the cooler in a matter of hours. I guess ya gotta be there. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

that wasn't the kinda rid'n i was talking about [innocent look] really, im confused... can ya spain it to us? [/innicent look] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

ohh the dropin it froma plane implacations are awsome... liquid in freefall and then SMACK! yea I know, I need help. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

yes but what does the other side of the photo look like? j/k I noticed a larger and larger about of nicely done simi-nude avatars lately. a trend thats welcome IHMO! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

It was mine & lany's attempt to get you to show your mountains too....is that so wrong? thers nothing wrong with the cleavage moutain range. GFD: shame on you for stealing, and you call me dirty! and BTW boobies are good for you. as long as ya get em in pairs! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865