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  1. yardhippie
    clickey Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I'm blaming the booze.... nice hijack by the way. [elvis impersonation] thank you, thank-you very much [/elvis] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    At least my sentences make sense.... mostly. im from arkansas, whats your excuse? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Real men use a Bic lighter.... well I guess Im not a real man like you! BWAAAAHAHA! that's not very nice. sorry had to get a good one in for all those damn dirty hippy jokes you make. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    Real men use a Bic lighter.... well I guess Im not a real man like you! BWAAAAHAHA! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Shave the sack. Shave the sack now. The sack should be shaved. You can trim the rest but keep it short. If you want better action, do it. yes, the Mach 3 does wonders. regular hair conditioner (nothing fancy) does great. just take your time. and Skymama, you REALLY dont want pictures of us on here! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    and you could add a line to that one: We dont suck. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    ...because it sucks getting hair stuck between your teeth... How U doin? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    easy to please are ya? dammit! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    WTF?! since when did you get all touchy-feely? Words to live by: If the cap falls off the vodka bottle, quickly replace it, before it all gets out! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Hell, check it out boiches! old gangsta name: Method Tool Wacka new gangsta name: Sherman Tank Gangsa check it! bioches. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    HOLY CRAP! what what that?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    should I get a Cypres2? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    why yes, yes it does! good luck, be safe! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    hmm... I may make it down there again by then. Im kinda broke, but hey, its good times down there. Ill look for ya if I make it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie
    Ill be heading in from the central Arkansas area. Any peeps wantin a ride or to caravan let me know via PM. This is going to rock!
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    GET A ROOM! geez! Im gonna be out friday. anyone else? Cant wait. Im hopin for 30 that weekend. this is gonna be schweet! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    but wouldnt it be: "the Jones' dog. ?? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    oooh. I just remembered one. You can live in my closet. Really? How much? Oh, about 350, but its a big closet! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    I picked up a line my friend used: Im gonna tie my shoes. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    Disorder | Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Very High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: High Ouch. I need some meds! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    yardhippie replied to Amazon's topic in The Bonfire

    Im at the pub! and its empty! WTF? Oh yea. its 5:24am here! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    yardhippie replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire

    yea! I would have completely missed it hadn't you said something! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 104 90-124 Average. You have, at some point in your life, discovered the joys of sex – and moved on with a realisation that there’s more to life. You have experience, and perhaps want to experience some more, but for the most part you’re content with your lot. Or horribly frustrated. Holy CRap! I always thought I was bad. Geeze. Im just average! Oh well. Better keep tryin! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    Why would you want to get "ON" a plane? I know I would like to be "IN" the plane! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865