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  1. yardhippie
    "the bear" is a medow for! dont make me splain it... cuz I just dont know if I can! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yardhippie
    i think it;s a gorila dude.... or are we talking about something else..... whats a "gorila dude"? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie
    whew! youve not been around when my naked ass has been out.... so you have someone elses ass! my is still a well kept secret! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    where did you get those!! they were supposed to be secret! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    YEAH!!! GRRRRR!!!!
  6. yardhippie
    yes. it can get worse. my advice: Dont poke the bear. Relax. Do some breathing exercises. Skydive.
  7. yardhippie
    13 jumps 1 half gallon of vodka 1 painfull explosion of the sinuses 20 rigs packed for $$ uncounted number of brain cells killed by above vodka Oh yea, 1 really LOUD wind tunnel!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    polished. one might say! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    Directions for getting out of indiana. Pack bags- preferably w/ sexy bits and skydive gear, oh and beer. Walk to car, open car, put bags in car. GEt directions to somewhere-Go here get in car-start car Follow directions to where ever is located. Done. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    SHOPPING! YEA. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    Dallas is UP sweetie. [homer simpson] DOH! [/homer simpson] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie
    no, you just work too much! what hottie skychickie is gonna kisspass me? c'mon... help a brother out! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    Any of ya'll gonna be at Dallas this weekend? Ill be the drunk guy w/ the LARGE bottle of vodka. Oh and Im gonna jump too. I know JL Miricle is headin down there along w/ some other W. TN folks, but how bout Texas DZ.commers? The weather will be, well, probably what Ive gotten used to, so lets party it up! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    I know where she came from. After all, I'm one of her bastard fathers. There's no trailer in that girl....only 100% class with a 100% smackybooty ass. Carné Sonic Rodriguez aka can I get an AMEN!!? I should have been one of her bastard fathers, but DZ was tequila dry so no initiations. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yardhippie
    Hit and chug! I always loose, obviously I cant drink my beers fast enough! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie
    how much are slots in the RV? If I give some blood, donate some sperm, sell so baseball cards, and skip the car payment I may be able to make it!
  17. yardhippie
    I think that's the most fucked up thing I've ever read on here. really? are you sure? BTW, where does one get lice to rub into a chain anyways? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    oooh! there are just so many ways to go with that! LOL! Ill be nice, anyone else? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie
    Thats "Porno Gatita Rodriguez"!! Dont your forget where you came from!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    Can I get that TA' GO?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    I only like vanilla. Oh I got an idea for a new thread... if you were ice cream, what flavor would you be and how would you be served... in a cone, cup, or just straight out of the container? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    Yea, but it wasnt for lack of trying that we didnt have tequila. Who would have thought.... that there was no, NONE, NADA, tequila on the DZ at the Mardi Gras boogie! Thats just crazy talk! Hell I even borroed Kregs truck and drove to three differnt liquor stores ( all closed) But the jump did happen, I was there!
  23. yardhippie
    OK guys, we have a challenge here...how about we start a "Sunny's Bed Fund" drive? Our slogan could be, "What would you give to get Sunny in bed?" I can delay purchasing an AAD for two weeks...anyone with me? I got about tree-fiddy! j/k sunny. ya know we love ya! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    At least she would leave me alone while she was in the bathroom. Ooh put itching powder on the toilet seat covers first... you a bad GFD! BAD! now go to my room! eerrrr. your room! Sunny... find her car, put limburger cheese on the muffler, in the wheels etc.... most stinky! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    yes, but its metal! and looks to be of relitively "light" construction. How is that ever going to stay together? especailly when you get "on it"!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865