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  1. yardhippie
    you speak as tho he has some sort of purity, or innocence? this baffles me. Clay is a corrupter extrordinare, how else would one become the "sheepfucker"? me thinks you are in for a big suprise! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yardhippie
    arrg. yes. and the whole anal probe conversation was allowed? Freak! yes. hows about your panties? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie
    "Ike, do your impression of Scott Baio's career!" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    AMEN. While I was in Venezuela... I was sittin on the beach one morning nursing my hangover with a beer and theres a woman out in the surf... well as she comes out.. it is apparent that she was in need of a support group. They almost came down to her bikini bottoms. I had to order two shots and two beer to try to forget that. but cudos to anyone like that who just dont give a shit what other people think.
  5. yardhippie
    why dont you call youre friggen oversized self-lubricating monitor friends and see if they'll help you! they batteries wouldnt be low if you were treating your mouse with care! Warning: the mouse is NOT to be used internally! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. yardhippie
    Set those puppies freee! LOL! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. yardhippie
    then there was that satellite thingy at the end! or the "singin and a dancin"! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    Do NOT fear the anal probe. easy for YOU to say. I think youre an alien too. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    yes. its for Clay! Do it for Clay! Is there an official "keeper" of the list? I thought someone said we'd keep the names of those involved secret to protect the innocent or something. WTF am I thinking... where will be no innocence on this party! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    nothing happend to my arse! its as hot as ever. But youre an alien, and EVERYONE know that aliens and ass just dont mix! skychick312: bad skychicky! you get ummm.. ok nevermind. We have successfully hijacked this thread! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    OH no! Im found out! I secretly snuck those undies into your drawer (even though I didnt know what drawer they were in). Then went on my merry way only to have been caught in the snare of a DZ.com post. Im a bad boy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie
    for an Underwear thread there sure is a lotta lovin goin on! oh and BTW... if you check my earlier post (last night), i belive that I described the underwear youre wearing today. Or is it just hot, lacy, underwear day on Wed? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    Done! I prefer Chimay Ale, or Dos Equis Special reserve.
  14. yardhippie
    mmmmm... Ive always had a thing for redheads, thats how I ended up married! anyhoo... noice. Id keep it unless its just boring you, then change to something exciting... I do that now and again. I get bored and do something different. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yardhippie
    me thinks the mans forum (thread) would mind greatly. Oooooh. post a link to this thread... that would be funny. I should dye my hair again too.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie
    I had two cell phones at one time. One was for work and personal calls were frowned upon. so I had my personal cell. So Im at home on day and the work phone rings.... but before I get to it, the VM picks up. So as Im checking my VM, the personal phone rings, "fuck", before I get to it.. the VM picks up. "fucking hell" THEN! the damn house phone rings, I answer that Mo-FO, and Im pissed. it was my wife! I was like what the hell woman?! leave a message already!!! so yea. it really irks me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. yardhippie
    why on earth? would you ever do such a thing? tsk tsk! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    well you dont get any! your so-called advanced culture can not be allowed to have our homegrown "pink ladies" (as you call em)!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie
    Nope, sorry. Your world is much to barbaric to be trusted with self lubricating monitors. then I think you sould stick your freakin preparation H covered eyeball back in your alien head. then put those ficticious monitors in your pipe and smoke em! How do you like dem apples? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    we need pics. that will help. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    can you import those "larger" moniters? I only ask cuz ive not seen such a large, self-lubricating, monitor. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    Your monitor has an ass? Does it require vaseline? note the punctuation betweeen "monitor"! and "ass"! if my monitor did have an ass, it would require a few things.... a whip, a paddle, some rope, a plug, and.... yes, some lube... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    Does it taste like bluileaka? More like bukaki. I just spewed beer all over my damn monitor! ass! and I belive the spelling is "bukake". so says google. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    I'd be edible. the implications are endless. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    hello yesterdays news, yea, this is tell-us-something-we-dont-know calling! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865