yardhippie
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I willingly choose to NOT have a crush on GFD for two reasons. 1. She utterly hates damn dirty fucking hippies (of which I am apparently one) 2. She is the body of encarnation of that vile and retched Zuel charachter. that is all Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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you say itlike its a bad thing! Everyone love a damn dirty hippie aka McManWhore! Ok, count me in! Im goin with 3 hot chicks! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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my avatar is as close as Im gettin to a pic today.
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vodka first. the pour from very high above the glass. stirs it up a plenty. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Chaos Kitty is goin to freak. thats funny. got any more pics? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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can we jump in? If Im going. Im goin in style! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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My wuffo friends thought I was nutz when we were helpng build my friends shop. I didnt want to be the one monkeying around on the red iron. Everybody just figure that cuz I jump outtta airplanes Im not afraid of heights. I told em from that height, I can save my life, from this height, I can break my neck. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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can I get an AMEN?!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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and after the spankings? WooooHooooo! I was seriously worried. No one was catching that. Excellent!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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and after the spankings? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Im an accident prone person so I keep super glue around all the time. I have used super glue in a pinch to close a cut that should have been stiched, and it actually healed better than any stiched cuts ive had. I do reccomend if there is any indication you have major damage (vessels, tendons, etc) seek medical help. Or if you need it cleaned. Theres no way I can scrub a bad cut without some local. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Figure is better to start sooner rather than later. 13 jumps in the nasty ass heat. but damn were they good. Too much alcohol consumed on Friday night, so Saturday was most unpleasant, but I still did 7 jumps. 1 hell of a kick ass party on Sat night. Almost everyone got thrown into the pool. Too bad a few of us hit the hard ass ground! Contrats to Katie for her 1000th! Which was super cool to be on. 1 case of beer owed for my first nekkid jump. Hell who wouldnt wanna be on a 12 way nekkid jump with lots of hot chicks on it? I mean damn, it was difficult not to stare! The weekend rocked. How was yours! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Sounds like you've done this before... That's exactly what/how it was when I did it the first time. A kiddie pool works just fine though. never done it, but I imagined it.... but to apply to this thread: get a large group of bitches together. set up said ramen noodles. have them gather a group of men, tell them to get naked and hop it, cuz the girls will be "right there" then steal the guys clothes and take off in their cars! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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that could be an event! all you need is one of them portable pools, about $100 in ramen and a giant sheet of plastic. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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and stay sober!!!!! ha ha.... I said nothing about staying sober!!!! LOL! but hey, it only takes a couple days to drive cross country... drink at night, drive at day... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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you can juggle midgets that are on fire??? or maybe you can ride a unicycle while holding a glass full or milk and singing the theme song to "greatest american hero"... hmmm firey midgets? ill give it a go, but most likely not, theyd be really pissed and moving and stuff. does it have to be milk? cant it be a beer? Id be more inclined to not spill the beer! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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yea I got other skillz too! I make awsome dinners (cuz if im not working or jumping or having sex, I can cook!) and I will help you get the biggest RV possible cuz I have a commercal drivers licences!!! Who wants an RV when you could have a super custom big rig? I have other talents too, but well leave those to the imagination! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I dunno. you like the Sake bombs too much. Oh, what the hell am I thinking. We wouldnt have to work. Hell yea! Oh and think of the piercing fun you could have! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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and Neighbors was very good. and before that, the Sake bombs! but then came the tequila! Holy crap, Im gald im still unemployed, or Id have been miserable yesterday. I guess next Wed well just have to stay up later, that way you too can party!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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noice! During sex call her 3 or 4 different names, then ask. No, really what was your name again. If shes got a hot roomate, ask her for a BJ why your date is getting ready. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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ooh I got one!!!! When you tell her youre going to call, or go out. Dont. Wait for her to call and act like you dont know what the hell she is talking about! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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So I finally went to the Dr. to get my wrist checked out. Did the x-ray thing and all looks good. Dr. says its probably a sprain so I should wear this spling thingy, which is really gonna get in the way of my skydiving this weekend. Funny thing was... My blood pressure is through the roof, and I had a temperature. I knew I felt like total crap, but I just attributed it to the sake bombs, vodka redbull, and tequila. Damn I am hungover. But at least im not broken!!! See yall at SA this friday! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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yes. death to kittens! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I will gladly volunteer my video services! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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see. normally id just "tough it out" but its not gotten any better, sometimes I think it hurts more. Oh and if I move my hand to fast (yes make plenty of jokes here) my wrist makes this pop, which is most unpleasnt. Hell I dont go to the Dr for stiches unless its really bad. but the last time I put off going to the Dr. I had to have surgery. Not because of the wait, but because of the damage. and USUALLY, when im sick/hurt enough to go to the Dr. Its not good. dammit. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865