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Im gonna be there, along with my designated driver. Yup, its true. My wife will actually be seen in public with me this evening, but maybe never again if I drink too much! So come one come all (that are near) we is gonna partay! Who else? Speak up bioches! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Im lost like you, but im not really OLD here. Middle aged possibly. I just dont have time to post like I used to. but I still have my days. Ive met so many, its hard to keep up with them all. Its all good though. I still remember the tittie bar, and the tit-ee bar, lizard on my fileing cabinet, 3-hole puch, and etc... back when post-whoring was a sport! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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But I just can't go that long w/o sex... what about having a fuck buddy while waiting for the "right one" where the hell where you when I was single and in need of fuck buddies? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Oh theyre out there. And really, even some of the ones who "know" what they want arent the best people on earth too. You know, man sluts, abusers, blithering idiots... you know? Dont worry Chica, you got it goin on, and eventually it will be goin on you. (that sounds a little wierd huh?)LOL. I have a good remedy to your problems! Neighbors, tommrow night! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Geeze. I cant belive they let you back in! You'd think that they'd been so glad the sheep fucker was gone... LOL. Welcome home dude! See you soon. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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oh and not the good kind. the kind that hurts! ummm. nevermind. now back to your regularly scheduled post-whoring. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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your such a bad parental figure! You cant even spell your dependant-lifeform's name correctly. bad shannon! BAD! You get a spanky! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I went to the pub, its called neighbors. We drank beer. there were many in attendance. I go to bed now.... that shot did me in. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Im in. Ill probabably be heading out soon. Im starving and have to be home at a reasonable hour, so I should get started early! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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WTF kind of GFD post is that? Do we need to get you an apron and a Betty Crocker cook book!? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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youre a freak kelly! you just missin youre "cider" all right. Your "dickens cider" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Hey! I wasnt the only one. Its not my fault youre the only one there that hasnt seen it 15bazillion times! Ive got good Karma in the bank. I helped kitties and made spagetti sauce! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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hmmmm. the becks dark is calling. wtf else am I gonna do? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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or, its just Karma for you taking a nap in the middle of a party! thats just a no-no! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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oh. you can probably thank me for that. Ive been feeling like crap since last week! you'll start to feel better in a few days. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Awwwww. shucks! I didnt mind a bit, who whouldnt want to hang out with THE kitties all weekend and eat, drink, and be merry!? The work was easy, but I only used one power tool, and I got to drill holes in your wall with it! Im suprised at how nice the dinner turned out since Kelly took so long in getting us the supplies! Mental note: do not drink blue mamaritas, Pina Coladas, Chimay Ale, and a large amount of red wine all in one evening at the kitty pad! Youre welcome! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ok, i see how you are! I cook you dinner and I drink all your red wine! And get it right! We were DRUNK fuckers. There was entire apartment filled with my friends last night.
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excuses, excuses! quit yer bitchen! party on! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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dont you worry bout the wine! we got enough alcohol for a whole DZ! Just bring it bioch! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ok! its day two at the kitties. tonight on tap we have 4 bottles of red wine, a bottle of chimay ale, various domestic beers, pina coladas (curtosey of Chaos Kitty) We have a nice Itialian dinner being prepared by myself and Porno Kitten. Pasta with homemade red sauce (me) and homade Manocotti (Casie) Now, what games should we play? Oh and peeps on tap for tonight. Yardhippie, Casie, Chaos Kitty, Wingnut, Kele01, RastaRicanAir, and whom ever else shows up!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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actually I think I said "eat me". Thank god you didnt take that literally! Did anyone else get kitty love like that? The kitties RAWK, and theyre in Atlanta! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I am the one that put the hole after the ass. I was not happy with being just an ass. I aspired to be more. So with much diligence, and hard work, I have become an ASSHOLE. No, Really. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Whoa. If casie aka the Porn Kitty isn't careful, she's gonna fall right outta that top! Keep clicking that camera!
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No, really. Im stuck in an apartment with Casi, Kristi, and Kelly, and the Kitties are all on my ass. What could go wrong? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865