yardhippie

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  1. Ive seen you, and stayed at your house. I still wonder if you exsist! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. did someone say waffles? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. is yo windoz still broken yo? if so you should have given me a call. I got toolz! Not that I know how to use em, but I got em! Let me know, bioch! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. neither. Im in just enough to jump, eat, drink, and pay most of the bills. Im either on my way up, or my way down. Hopefully up, cuz Ive been down too long! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. youre right there! when we took our trip to Virtue & Vice Iloved it. GFD. that is HOTT! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. Oh, im jelous! or maybe you should try Vienna Sausages and champagne! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. I didnt jump at SDD that much this season, so if hes a recent graduate, I would have missed him. Ill email a friend that would probably know him. She meets all the new mens jumping there. Not in a bad way, just trying to make them feel welcome. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. ive spent a lot of time at SDD. He dont look familiar to me. Surely he didn just do one tandem and say thats one of his hobbies! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. I pray to the rain-Gods to make the celing about 14k. Does that count? I also have an organized "prayer" every time I set up for the day. Get the stuff out of the bags, install camera & etc, inspect my rig, turn on my AAD, etc. thats not really praying, but its organized and full of careful thought. hmmmm Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. ooh thats right! note to self: go visit Kelly Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. we were doing something similar with Pringles chips. I think it was 12 pringles in 60 seconds. It was like eating sandpaper. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. no I avoid SC like the plague. Its an online hell! what about coveting thy neighbors gear? its that so bad? [end hijack] If one of my parents wanted me to go to church with them, and if it was important to them. I would go. As long as we didnt make a habit out of it.
  13. hmmm. an atom that makes up the big tittie of God?! Well I hope its a she and I hope shes hot! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. psssst Kelly. this is not speakers Corner! I figure if there is a hell, and Im goin JUST b/c I dont go to church. Give me my rig cuz Im gonna jump in and swoop the lakes of fire baby! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. omg. my cube neighbors are wanting to know what the hell im doing in here. that was funny. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. 5. Im at work and Im postwhoring. 4. Im at work and Ive got nothing to do so Im postwhoring. 3. Tommorrow is Friday and were probably going to the DZ. 2. Its going to rain again today, so Im not missing anything. 1. Im not hung over after last night's debauchery! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. Now that is a good idea! Party on! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. I currently only have 2 bosses. but my Swingline stapler rocks! its all ergonomic and shit, and its covered in rubber or something that makes it all comfy. its the only cool office supply I have. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. my guess is not in the way you are suggesting! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. Nope. You are not a whuffo. But then again, you arent a skydiver either. You are now caught in some kind of bizarre limbo in between the two. You've gotta fix this Would that make him a "skywhuffer"? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. ok so here are some of my excuses: I dont get to keep this laptop and I dont wanna have to keep cleaning it up. (I have no idea when theyll show up and give me my new one) Ive been in meetings for the past day and a half. Ive only had my computer since late friday afternoon. I have a cube and I dont face the entrance, AND im on a main path. (sneaky littly bastards can just walk on in!) surely one or all is good enough! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. its my 2nd day to post from work. Im trying to stay under the radar considering its my 2nd week here!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. I guess that's better than being a pile of poo. Hey hippie, you think your wife would drive me back to Chattanooga after I was intoxicated... oh wait... I don't think I need to be drinking, I've already knocked my elbow so hard that I saw stars and I went to pick up the phone and knocked myself in the face with it... yeah, no drinking for me today. geez, you dont need alcohol. you need a rubber room and a straight jacket! I seriously doubt shed drive you back there! But hey, she unemployed, WTH else is she gonna do!? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. How do I get one of those? And no I won't be there I dunno. I just lucked into it I guess! Kelly: Im saving that comment for some other time. But its doesnt suprise me at all! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. careful what you say! He could live in Arkansas and take that literally! but what she said! screw the family. Life is short, skydive hard! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865