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Sweetie? LMFAO! awwww it called you sweetie! that's so cute! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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sup bioch?! why dont I know bout these Krusaders? what are we Krusaden for? I vote for a trip to neighbors! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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7th Skydive Atlanta Halloween Freefly Festival!!!!
yardhippie replied to ianmdrennan's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Geeze you slackers. cant one of you put me on the list! this shizzle is gonna be off the hizzizle! I must make arrangements for the "sleeping" yea, thats it. LOL! this party is gonna be better than last year! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
How many times should you have DIED already?
yardhippie replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
hmmm now that I think about it... Plane crash: cessna 182 full of my friends, about 3 years ago. luckily everyone lived (whos to say I would have?) after coming out of surgery: in hindsight-I remember the nurse leaning over me telling me to breathe, that I had to breathe, then a maching making a beeping sound, thats all I remember. I was in post-op 3 hours longer than I was supposed to be.... severe impact w/ the ground: I bounced 3 times, shattered my left ankle. counting my lucky stars. car crash when I was a kid: back in the day, no seatbelts, we T-boned this huge truck in a small station wagon. I can still remember the sound of my head hitting the dash. hmmm... maybe all thats why I live every day like its my last! -
Yardhippie, Nice ass and all but your grammar is killing me. Ooh looks! I gots a knew goal to accomplished! I is gone to learnes better grammers. I remember the cakes my grammers used to bake me when I was a kid... such a sweet old lady! FYI: my mother has a masters in english (specifically writing) and I started out talking like this just to piss her off. Now I just a damn redneck! thanks for the compliment. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Sure. I said I was moving to Atlanta, Ga. and here I is! With a job and everything! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You live in Atlanta?! Why didn't you go to The Farm this past weekend??? Friday night I got hung up in ATL. Drinking too much as usual. Saturday there was a Swoop comp in Thomaston, where I proceeded to jump my ass off, have a premature opening, and really drunk then go home and be hungover all day Sunday. You know.... the ususal excuses. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Can I feel you? I've always wondered what hookers feel like. Are you slimy? you dont know? they feel much like whores, but with a much larger sense of urgency! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Oh shit............this is NOT suppose to be a sunrise affair. I have shit to do Thursday. nah, me either. I gotta be at work by 8. I try to save all my energy for the weekends. thats when things get really out of hand. We'll just get a "little" out of hand. For all those who dont know: yes, you should be afraid! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Its neighbors and its Wednesday. Ive been there every week since i moved here! Count me in. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Get off my ass you pussy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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then how did you know there was a drain in the shower? What if was of them "camp" showers thats just a bag o water hangin on a stick? Where you gonna squish your poo now? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I just snorted water all over the place. I can see it now. Kelly smashing poo down the drain. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Who let the DAMN monkeys in here?! Whats next? Sheep and Goats? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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share damn you! It will answer the question or it gets the pineapple again! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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and what do you do when you have to poo? hmmmmm? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I can hear it now.... " No really it just spilled out on to the table, and got alcohol all over it! " Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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that sux chica. you should come out with us tonight. we'll drink your woes away! good luck. otherwise there are always openings at my Co. just let me know if you wanna try that. you might end up someplace not fun, but hey, if it pays the billz huh? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I must disagree. ive never known a keyboard to make up for penile inadequacy. its just not the right shape. Now melt it down, make it vibrate, and install batteries. then you may have somthing. Until then... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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It's saké. Get it right. Sheesh. So how the heck do you get that little tick mark over the "e"?? Hold alt down and type 130 edited to add: âäàåüÇêëèäùÿ¥₧ƒ you are such a geek shannon! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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mmmm... Sake bombs. SSAAAAAAAKEE BOOMS!!!!!! We must go to Ru Sans!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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cuz im goin to a pub. so no time to chat in a pub!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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oooh! thats me!!!! McManWhore! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You making them? mayhbe later.. err, no i wont be cooking. its drinking tonight. maybe ill eat some waffles tonight!!! Should I expect another text about how yummy the waffles are? BTW the waffles this weekend were awesome... Mmmmm waffles I left the DZ early on sunday so I could get some waffles. what a nice end to a good weekend! got a few jumps, had some Absinthe, and later on. waffles. yeah! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You making them? mayhbe later.. err, no i wont be cooking. its drinking tonight. maybe ill eat some waffles tonight!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865