yardhippie

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  1. High: Free tickets to a NBA game, sitting in the 12th row at half court. Low: its to watch the Hawks. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. Im sure there's nothing wrong with Toronto if youre Canadian, and you like the COLD! Im not much for jumping in the cold, Im a southern boy, if it gets below 50 its too cold! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. Yah but they came to see me, duh. true, true. but the crippy hippie did make some appearances! yea, get yoru company to fly you out there for a bit. I'll be we could cause some trouble out there! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. of if the Kitty can take it, the hippie can handle it. "The hippie can handle anything" ~ CK Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. most likely. I have some business with a particular person missing an eyeball... paybacks a biotch! Plus yall came to the ATL, so I should return the favor. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. Vulture stew. I wonder if vulture tastes like chicken? or giraffe? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. Yes. They all brought pasta inside for some reason. I think they had the munchies. pasta? why not pizza? why did they have the munchies? Did they miss their lunch? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. what? Oregano? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. True, true, plus you get to hang out with all the cool California skydiver kids. Not that there's not cool Toronto kids, but, how cool can they be? They're Canadian, after all. See NOW youre seeing a better way! but actually I may get up to Vancouver in early spring, that trip is still up in the air though. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. actually dreds arent achieved by NOT washiing. ive known some people who had dreds and were not smelly at all... but the smelly ones. ugh! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. Ooh, I'm sorry. heh, I could have been sent to Toronto! I know both places by reputation only. I'd still take Toronto in the winter over Fresno. Even if there are all those smelly Canadians there. yes, but being in Fresno for 7 to 10 days gives me time to SKYDIVE, get up to NorCal or down to SoCal. Its a first! Sooo..... I'll bet theres not much jumping going on in Toronto in Feb! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. Thats a great one! its true. we cant! I have to stay in a tent when Im at the DZ. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. Not all hippies are dirty dammit! well at least not smelly. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. What? a hippie concert for only $101! Hell why dont I get 4? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. Ooh, I'm sorry. heh, I could have been sent to Toronto! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. Suh-wheet! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. Shssshhhsssshh! You'll get my man card revoked! Its not my fault I am repetedly forced into slavery with the kitties as my masters. I could think of worse things! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. GEeze Remi! Even I knew that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. Look out Cali! The damn dirty hippie comes to Fresno, CA the second week in Feb! Im there all week so I may come out the weekend previous or after for some skydiving fun! So those of you that havent met the damn dirty hippie, and drank beer with him, drop me a pm and as my schedule gets closer well work something out. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. Hmmm, good question. I'd guess 7" fully extended. After all, that's how the TV was showing a pocket knife being measured. and just which hotties are they gonna get to fluff out the big ones? cuz you seen some of them TSA folks? Not the arousing types. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. Sign on the Kittys door: We've got a problem, we need bigger tools! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. Yes. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. maybe peeps thought some really did appreciate them sittin here... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. My address is Atlanta. just send it there, they know who I am. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. I could us a fluffer about now. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865