yardhippie

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  1. yea you freak! what did you get drunk and pass out a noon and couldnt sleep any more or what? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. who are you and what did you do with my Wifey? Im with Jay here. Kitties will not be coerced. In fact thay may fight back, and their sharp little claws hurt! Although, Chaos Kitty is still recovering from Z-Hills and someone might be able to force her to do something.... ... It WILL NOT be me! I like having my junk attached. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. all this talk of food is making me hungry. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. all our crap is out sourced. Its slow and sucky but at least we get paid back. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. that depends on weather or not your cube mate is hot or not. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. I'd be happy with just a returned phone call... YEAH! How many times did we call her on new years eve night? I really dont remember, its all fuzzy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. its been determined we packed my watch up in our tent when we packed it up. I forgot it was in one of the little storage pockets. My head hurt, thats my excuse. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. maybe Big Worm can and repo'ed it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. hmmm... I guess that leaves you time to hang out with YOUR FRIENDS! sorry to hear that, hope it all works out! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. Im have some travelling to do! that and foil is fun! What is the camping like there? Showers? Bathrooms? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. why not? you just gave a definitive answer for what your canopy does in both slow carves and snappy turns. Touche'. I have found that other variables too affect my canopy. Density altitude, etc. My reasoning for saying that there isnt a definitive answer is that there are too many scenarios where a certain canopy will act differently to have a helpful discussion. So, I touched on my experince and left it at that. and now finally gettin to my point: I belive that there is no solid answer, and I didnt want those who may be just learning and/or lurking in this forum to read 'x' is the perfect altitude for 'x' degrees of turn. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. Different makes/models/sizes will use different amounts of altitude. Then add your style of turn (ie. slow carve, snappy, etc) and the amounts will vary even more. With my canopy I can whip out a 180 and burn only a few hundred feet (300-400) OR and do a nice slow carve and use up about 500-600. So, there really isnt a definitive answer to your question. IMHO. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. I am......SLACKERS! Come early and stay late. SOME of us have better things to do other than sit around and WAIT on a boogie to happen! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. actually Jess, Hottylicious is the keeper of dunken and forgetful skydivers, thats how I remember to go home and take all my toys with me! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. the Kitties' house is always a haven for wayward skydivers, and people who like to spill red wine! too bad we missed you guys, maybe next time! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. Hell I met you too and for the 20 or so seconds we chatted around the bonfire you seemed like a perfectly drunken individual. Missing all facets of Jackassedness. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. do I know you? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. Doh! Cocheese just got Bytch slapped! I dont need any pictures, thats one memory I'll not forget.
  19. Ohhhhhhhhhh Hippie! There have been so many times you've been WAY more drunk than me. I still hadn't recovered from Friday by the time I got started on Saturday. I remember hating myself, but what did I mean by "lets go!" ? to breakfast. we were goin to get food and coffee. Oh, the horror. I'll also never forget the shoe on top of the wooden post. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. Of course I and Hottielicious (the keeper of drunken and forgetful skydivers) will be there. I dont know which days yet as that is smack dab in the middle of a hefty work travel schedule. But rest assured, the dirty hippie and his hottie will be there. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. I dont know if I should commit or not. I dont know if the party will be up to my standards. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. aaahhh yes. I remember talkin to him! I have no idea what was said, or what I said for that matter. The Kitty was in a bad way by the end of the night, better her than me! I had a great time, but I went not planning on doing much jumping. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. I too am a quirkytogether. Scored a 71. Im not sure what the hell I just answed but Im sure my brain is not better off having done it! Im more of an "quirky-I-dont-give-a-shitter" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. say hi to the licious ladies when ya get there. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. Im headin as soon as Hottielicious gets home from work tommorow. Damn her and her earning $$! Its too bad we arent leaving closer together, a carpool would have rocked. C-ya there. Mmmm. Sake. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865