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Homosexual is more fun. I'd be inclined to disagree. Don't knock it until you've tried it. There are just some things I dont feel inclined to try. That'd be one of em. I aint knocking, Im just disagreeing! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Homosexual is more fun. I'd be inclined to disagree. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Now THAT puts a smile on my face.

Two problems with that. She's not the sharing type. and She's not even remotely bi-curious. so if I want some strange I have to switch to the other hand. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Well congrats. Yea, I didnt see it. Until today I dont think Ive logged on since Monday. Its been a crazy week.

I have a standing offer from one or two .commers. If only I were single, I'd make them wish they hadn't! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Youre only gay if you like it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

WHAT! WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN? You mean to tell me that the hottest "mama" on the planet is no longer available. You do like to kick a man when he's down dont you. Ask your SO, Im sure he'll make an exception for me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Im not gay, and Im not homosexual either. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Im drinkning heavily, my imagination isn't working, and neither is my cell phone (It died and the charger is in my checked luggage. ) I do recall, a little, but I need a refresher course! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ok - you could put some pretzels in there and make it brown - OR - you could use real Baileys - Easy there fuzzy little man peach! Lets not go screwing up the Baileys! This is as close you can get to Baileys without getting your eyes wet. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Yea, so after a somwhat subdued angry exchange with the bimbo behind the counter here, I give the "special services" number a call. They call it special cuz they think your an idiot, and ride the short bus. Which I do, but that's not the point here. I got me a $50 travel voucher, and I plan on gettin another one if they fuck this up. Worst case scenario, Im stuck here. In Wichita. For the weekend. Why? Cuz Im flying right back on Monday am. So, my "rescheduled flight, is now DELAYED. They delayed it an hour. Why, cuz an hour can be changed to TWO thats why. No one fucking knows shit. They "hope" and "believe". Fuckinsunavabiotches! So, now Im back at the bar, switching to beer cuz the jack and cokes ran me up a nice $62 tab. Ladies, take pity on my tortured soul. Share the love with me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Did you buy the watercolors? Do you know what I call this one? Oh, and no water colors here in the airport. Only beer colors. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

You poor thing. Me thinks somebody is spoiled. Not spoiled. Its economics. I get paid for 8, not 12 and 14. I still keep my CDL. I know what its like to time out in the middle of knowwhere and keep on truckin. Damn Im glad I got me another career path. Kudos to those of you that can hack it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Baileys, from a shoe. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Our company has a factory in Hesston, KS. Wichita is the closest major airport. Theres not so much business in ATL, but surrounding areas yes. I've been trying to pay my bill in this damm place but haven't seen my 'waitperson', in bout 30 min. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Silly Billy, Hippies dont wear shoes! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Let me put it this way. 'I am still trying to figure this out..' Dont try too hard, you could strain yourself! 'You are in a Bar, Knocking back Jack and Cokes.' Sometimes, this is just part of the job. 'You have a waitress to bring them to you.' Let's use the term 'waitperson' that would be a better description. 'The rest of us (Well Most of US) are still at work wishing we were at a bar Knocking back Jack and Cokes and/or cold beers.' This could be, only if you were a few min from home, not a two hour wait, a two hour flight, and a two hour drive (remember its Friday in ATL). 'Hippy, My High Maintenace Brother.. what is happening to you??' Im tired, so very tired. Im actually thinking of staying home from the DZ tomorrow. No, really. 'Your work week is over,' No, its not. Im answering all the emails I didnt have time for this week, or I'll have them to do this weekend. Im working on two projects that should have been done last week. And, im supporting the one person in the office this week, cuz he knows very little about the product I support. 'You have frosty cold alcoholic beverages in front of you' No I dont, its empty, and watered down. 'and you have a ride home.' No, I dont. I have a flight. Getting home is a whole other unique situation. 'Life is GOOD.' Only if more chicas send me boobie pics. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Thats ok, I have a bag already packed at home as I leave tomorrow morning. No, really. Only saving grace. . . Im going to the dropzone! But then I get back on a plane to come back here Monday at 9am. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Oooh! Reports! I forgot about those. Now where did I put my TPS Report cover sheet? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Suck my nutz! Youve got office gravy. I put in at least on 14 hour day and two 12 hour days this week. Not to mention the 20 or so hours of work we couldnt get done and left for next week. I'm look at potentially 3 days of sunup to sundown work next week. I like my travel, but not when it involves 90 degree weather, 40 mph winds, 12 hour days, heavy lifting, grease, hydraulic oil, 3/4" impacts, and washing of heavy equipment, I get a bit grumpy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I'd yell at you, but Id be wasting your time, and my breath. Instead, I'll kick you in the nutz. Now begone before I taunt you a second time. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

What part of "dont have a car" didn't you understand? Oh, and taxis, yea, there are like 3 in Wichita. Not to mention, Im not going anywhere that could interrupt my cances of getting the HELL out of here! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ok, so long story short. We were running late getting to the airport cuz we were trying to get everything ready for next week's photo shoot. And after many delays, I arrive at the airport at 12:40 to find my 1:10 flight back to ATL CANCELLED! Oh, and wait, I'm not on the 3:30 either, its oversold. The last flight out of here is at 5:15, and I have a seat. But I have no car, and now where to go for the next three hours. Im pounding Jack and Coke doubles as fast as they'll bring em to me. I wanna go home. Ive had the week from hell, and next week will be worse. Kansas sucks donkey butt. Now, shouldn't you fine ladies of DZ.com make me feel better by sending me pics of your boobies? Help a brother out. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Well, Im not a big fan of TV, nor am I a big sports fan. ESPECIALLY sports on TV. Plus with the commercialization of the Olympics its just another damn way for companies to force their adverts down your throat. its just not exciting. Skydiving? THATS EXCITING! Im just wierd like that. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865