yardhippie
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Pot, meet kettle. yes, but they're gettin whipped for different reasons! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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sooner or later Im sure one will cum accross her... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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hmmm.. no bengay... boy, that REALLY limits yoru options Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Im tellin ya, dont let it happen. were like a fungus... it takes expensive medicine and months to get rid of us... then before ya know it... were back again. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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you say that like it's a bad thing? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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QuoteThe guy that did my ass Quote Im i the only one that stopped reading here? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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wedged in you say? time to grap a prybar and a shoe horn baby! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I'd say if she is in the dildo shop and has to ask if they have anything larger... you might have a big poontang. I can see jeff foxworther pulling that off. You might have a big poontang if... or for the women... You might have a little dick if... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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you forgot smelly. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Well thats great! Im a hippie I live in a tent! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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ROFLMAO! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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"poontang" is too big and you fall in and get stuck? Dont you just wanna scream for help? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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check your email spam for the last 20min. Im sure there's an and in there for that. but did you not just say a couple hours ago... "Quality over quantity my friend..." Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Dealing with fat chicks that ask if they are fat when they really are fat
yardhippie replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
"They call it a Royál with Cheese." Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
hello pot, this is kettle! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Dealing with fat chicks that ask if they are fat when they really are fat
yardhippie replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
mcdonalds beef typically comes from Argetina. Or at least it used to. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
It's true, look! After all, if it's on the internet, it's gotta be true. I well, then if its on the internet! karen, thats funny. Im gonna use that one at the DZ this weekend! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Is it mean if its true? and hey, i didnt make that up, it was there LOOOOONG before I started skydiving! DZ.com is the one to judge your boobies, not your SO, not your DZ. so you must post them so that you may be judged! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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thats kinda like saying that ever time you smell a fart on the plane you're sniffing microscopic bits of turd... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I guess Im gettin old. I just cant grasp the fact that their stuff is even entertaining sometimes. yea they have a couple decent tunes, but I'd not spend the $ on any album of theirs. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Yup, he could. Better have a very secure realtionship and able to part ways as friends if you have an SO in the sport with you. I hear stories of break ups and one or the other has to go find a new DZ to jump. must always remember.... You never loose your SO, you just loose your turn. and then there is a.i.d.s.(not the deadly kind) avation induced divorce syndrome. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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hey I say: guys have to look where we pee, you can too. I mean geez, you just sit down willy nilly anywhere without looking? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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*** You didn't....that's what happens when you step on a mound of FIRE ANTS! I did that dance last weekend. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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depends on gear/dropzone/instructors/etc. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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how do you figure? i used to jump w/ a guy who was every bit of 270. I also have a friend that lost weight just so he could skydive. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865