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  1. yardhippie
    I go to the ER about 2 times a year. Usually for blunt force trauma or cuts that superglue wont fix. my last trip nearly got me admitted. i'd been sick and finally at 5am I woke up, couldnt breathe, high fever, and could barely walk. Hottie took me in and the put of the big bags of saline in me and a small bag of anti-biotics. I hate hospitals... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    You are RIGHT - Maybe it's the second coming or the image of Mary . . . that sure dont look like the image of mary to me! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    21. Who the fuck ate all my Pop Tarts?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    always brake right people! and turtles. are you related to the Slowskies? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I was just tryin to look out for the man. He has a habit of passin out and leaving his friends to run ramant in his cabin. You just never know w/ bob. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    at least you didnt "top dock" it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I really dont think it looks right at all. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Bob i thinks you was going for "Ho-Hos" not "Crack Ho's". Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    you call a chiropractor. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    for when the hands are dry. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    that, my friend, is one gigantic ball of shit. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    You have a PA too??? g who doesnt! Well shit... you'd think after dating him for 6 months a girl would've noticed something like that!!!! g one would think that. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    You have a PA too??? g who doesnt! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    getting pissed = gettin drunk and again another public education service thanks to bobbi Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Pissed on or Pissed off? O.n the piss, cuz if were off the piss then thats just no fun. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    tripod, geocities and other free web page providers! and beer. Beer makes the world go round. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I spose that depends on your definition of pissed. I developed a habit of sometimes using the UK/Aussie meaning. (my mum lives in Oz, so I have to hear that stuff a lot) I do like gettin really pissed. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Money cant buy you happieness, but it can buy you a yacht and you can sail right up next to it! ~ David Lee Roth Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Of course thats what i told everyone, and thats what I did! the unbalanced washing machine dont work on guys like it supposedly does on womens. cuz if it did you know we'd be doing more laundry! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    here we get nekkid photos! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    you would have had fun on our washer last night. it had a bathroom rug and some towels in it... next thing ya know it just bangin away. Bangin on the dryer, bangin on the wall. I had to go in there and re-arrange the load. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I dont make no PB&J. Id rather go hungry. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    You feel like ass what kind of ass exactly..Not the prison type i hope the broken down, beaten, and starved kind. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I dont think we'll be makin it. Its a bit rainy out and Hottie is gettin her hair did. I feel like ass, so even if she goes I'll prolly stay home. maybe next time. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    You dont know what you've gotton yourself into. You realize that all her "parishoners" are locked in closets and live off cracker crumbs and aged cheese. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865