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not a bad idea. I did consider this option, but after careful evaluation this would separate my body from my brain. These two things work together allowing me to enjoy: beer sex skydiving I could not with a clear concience separate the two that work so well together. it would be devestating to each party. pllllllllleassee.. like you have sex with your wife I didnt say who it was with! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I have a dell. as does everyone in our office. the crash regular like. the two guys that sit near me each have had both their power supplies, and the motherboards take a dump. Oh, and mine weighs a whole lot. Not fun for carrying round the airports. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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not a bad idea. I did consider this option, but after careful evaluation this would separate my body from my brain. These two things work together allowing me to enjoy: beer sex skydiving I could not with a clear concience separate the two that work so well together. it would be devestating to each party. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Sorry I couldn't think straight with all the clouding in my brain. Damn you aliens!!!!! break out the foil hats. It will make things better. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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actually closing my eyes seems to help. CK: no Im not high maintenance. you of all people should know. My head hurt. I thought the world would be concerned. If I can stay your place for 3 days with out any change of clothes/deoderant/etc. Im surely not hight maint! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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no not that head! Its freakin killing me. Yes it actually has a hammer and it trying to bash itself in. I think that if you poked my head with a pin it would pop. this is ridiculous. its not a hangover as it just started a couple hours ago AND I had little to drink last night. I belive that the last couple of brain cells I have left are fighting with WMD's to the end that ensures the complete destruction of my cranium. I wonder if I now have a tumor. do you think its a tumor? Surely its not a tumor. I cant wait for 5pm so i can go home and close my eye and sleep. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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he said whipped creamyness... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I look at that slidshow and I look at that picture, and think: wow, how did I not move into a trailer and and loose my teeth. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I make no claims as to my label. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You had cover? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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This one's my favorite. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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obviously youve never washed my socks! You need the hot water to get em clean! Oh and you want a label? You'll get a label! Freak! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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where'd they git all dem pictures of my family frum? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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He can and he did. Now there is a little less of him. Little Miss Muffet, the ho that she is, corrupted him and. . . well . . . she sucked him to death. I can think of worse ways to go... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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are you a hippie? because this statement stinks (pun intended) of hippie! how can you not wash clothes? all a steamer is gonna do is moisturize and heat up the funk thats in them. My dry cleaning consists of my work shirts and slacks. Shirts cleaned and pressed for 1.75 each. Thats cheaper than I can do it, and I wear undershirts so they make it a couple wears before I have them cleaned again. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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but where does the candyman fit into all that? I hear that the candyman can... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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find out which unit that Hertz uses the call it the 'Neverlost'. we battled it for two days and dubbed it 'foreverlost'. it sucked balls. thats the only one that ive had experience with in a car. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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anything dangerous about a sabre?
yardhippie replied to unformed's topic in Swooping and Canopy Control
I may be just beating the dead horse here. I jumped a Saber 170 for a while. It was my first canopy that was mine, had about 750 jumps on it with a relatively new line set. about one in 10 jumps it would wack the hell outta me. I delt with it. It flew nice, flaired well, and as I progressed I was able to be really short "swoops" out of it. Would I buy one again: no, I'd buy a Sabre 2 I wouldnt reccomend the canopy b/c of the openings. But, for the person in the right position for the right deal. A Sabre can be a safe, reliable, and fun canopy to learn on. Hope that helps. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
trying to figure out who is gonna doggie sit for me this weekend so I can stay and play at the DZ this weekend. I currently, I suppose you could call this "work". Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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why? My washing machine is OLD (for a washing machine) and I can adjust the water levels with it. Why not just do what? me: I'd throw it in with the whites, water on hot/cold, and even a little bleach. But then again I take all my nice stuff that I could mess up in a washer to the dry cleaners. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Leftovers: Soft tacos and blackbeans with or without my homemade verde sauce
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I have dream where sex is happening, but not once in my life has it been "wet" in the real world, and I've never climaxed in a dream. I just wake up with a massive wood, hoping someone is next to me to recieve it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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That sum-beech has to die for cutting Audrey. And who better to do it than Audrey herself. OH dont even get me started on that scene! insetead of using his kife to cut a strip of clothing he heads over to a forklift and cuts a piece of hose! my ass! thats a minimum of 3 braid if not 4 braid, he'd have needed a hack saw and 5 min to go through that. who was the idiot writer that came up with that shit. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Is it just me or did we already see that show? Remember? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I thought it was to control us? mezmorize us with the boobies.... then take advantage of us... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865