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where the hell have you been?! Oh yea... finals, marriage, Yosemite.... youve been gone too long. let the fun begin! tmiracle55-thanks so much for the offer! We look forwar to having you there. UPDATE!!!!! UPDATE!!!! There will be two yes TWO discount certificates for HiPer canopies raffled off on Saturday. One being donated by me the other by our good friend Wyatt. the potential vaule of these certificates would be around $75 -$125 when used to by a HiPer canopy. (this is in comparison to what a smart shopper may be able to haggle for) Cost for the raffle is not yet determined, but we encourage the lower number jumpers who need gear to check it out. Tickets will be no more than $5, and all proceeds go to "tipping" our packers and helpers at the end of the day when the beer light comes on. See you all there. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I belive you answered your own question. and BTW, theres no such thing as a "perfectly good air plane"... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I have no idea what youre talking about. Its there a fire somewhere? I dont eat bugs. I prefer things that are more tender and not crunchy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

for the record. that infestation was cleared up years ago! Id prefer that you keep your "itch" to yourself until I know the nature of said "itch". Ive assumed I known what someone was talking about before and that nearly got me in some bit of trouble . so you kinda have to spell it out for me. I am a hippie by the way... gotta keep it easy for us to understand! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

well BobbI, i dont like fleas. theyre all buggy and shit. or if you have some type of funk (not to be confused with Funks) that causes and itch then I shall pass. now if the "itch" you speak of is something entirely different and the word "itch" has some other connotation, then I may or may not be able to assist you with the "itching" you may or may not have. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Oh wow! beaver fleas. thats the worst. the itching and the jumping. poor bobbie... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

well. now you done it. youve cursed beavers and hippie and jim all in one post. you'll now have seven years of bad wood! oh wait, thats if you break a mirror. anyhoo... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

dont go gettin all cranky. beavers dislike cranky and will quickly pick up the attitude. We'd all like to avoid C.B.S. if at all possible. If Jim tapes the ankles of his beaver and beats it with a cane that between him and his beaver. You should never judge the relationships of other beavers. They're complicated! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

WTH do beavers have to do with tape? geeze no wonder the furry critters are after you, attacking beavers with tape and all! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

hmmmm... never mentioned beaver eh? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

his better half is the smart one. She'll have to post the pics. If it werent for her he'd just be a dirty south african! I saw the pic else where quite the cute doggie. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

well maybe if we knew what kind of beaver was after you we could help. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

thats not a quality... its a way of life! and not many would cosider it endearing! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

yes! you too have seen HOT beaver! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ive had Dutchess out to the DZ a few times. shes a good one cuz all she wants is to lay there and get attention. she used to go EVERYWHERE with me (work included) so she got used to lots of people coming up to her. Problem is now shes old and her hips hurt her, and she doesnt like to play much, so when another dog jumps on her it hurts, and she responds as any dog would. So now we just keep her at home my advice while shes a puppy keep her leased until she follows commands (even while youre not in the room) sit, stay, come, etc. She should also be able to distinguish unseen boundries. for example our dog is not allowed in the kitchen, and unless she overly excited (doggie treats) she never breaks that boundry. Same with the front door, we can leave it open and go in and out and she will not unless told its "ok". Lots of interaction with different people and animals should help too. Good luck! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

you lie! I have no qualities! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

oh, ive got a price, but it aint no where near 50k. 50k aint shit these days. I could spend that in less than an hour and never leave my house. by the time the govt got their piece of it i'd be lucky to pay off the 2nd mortgage on my house. 2 million. now were talkin. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Either they're wanting to be pilots, or it's the $50k. I KNOW for a fact, I'd walk if they asked me to do something like that. $50k is a lot of money. Just not enough to get me to eat maggots. they should rename that show nasty shit for $$. its not scary. Its just disgusting. once in a blue moon they do some cool shit. but mostly it rediculous crap that people make fools of themselves for 50k. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

We're not men apparently.... everyone knows Anna wouldn't do a canadian! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

aahhhh! youve found the elusive mad dog beaver! very fun and energetic, mad dog beavers love to frolic and play. dont let the name scare you, theyre not "mad" as in a hatter but so named because once they've got wood, they clamp on like a mad dog. The grip is unmistakable. They then ravage the wood until they have their fill. Quite the catch! second only to the Hell On Trees beaver (H.O.T. beaver). Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

yes. as beavers age... so ages the wood. and after being around for so long the wood looses its youthful appearance and energy. the wood often times becomes unresponsive to the needs of beaver. If this happens BEWARE! The beaver my seek out a younger wood that is hearty and strong. This is known as wandering beaver, and can usually be prevented by paying proper attention to beaver. this wandering beaver have no wood to chew, finds other things to entertain itself. the "trinkets" and "treasure" are used by the beaver to fill the "void" previously left by wood. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Update: The day of my birthday June 30th, a friday, there will be an outing to 6 flags here in Atl. Theres a sizable group going. its gonna be a blast. I can also access discounted tickets from here at work. theyre like $27or $28. The day will end in the afternoon so I can head home and get some rest for the next day. I plan on being at the DZ by 7:30am Saturday. If we can get enough people there early enough then Kitty and I can get an early start. The earlier we start, the higher chance of success. We may also be raffling off a couple of %off certificates for a canopy. I'll know more on this as I get the details worked out. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

*** So.... What you are saying is that at some time or another....for one REASON or another... ALL beavers are gonna get cranky. It would seem that in order to avoid being near a crank beaver, be it a hairless on or not...one should actually keep SEVERAL beavers as pets, and only handle the 'un-cranky' ones?? WOAH! slow down there champ. Keeping more than one beaver at any one time can be hazardous to your health! there are two schools of though for the caring of multiple beavers. 1. keep them in the dark. never under any circumstances let one beaver find out about the other. If this should happen, the chances are large that BOTH beavers will be furious! Then you must now deal with two angry beavers. 2. if you feel that the beavers will coexsist. you must gently test the waters to find out if this is true. CAUTION: if at any time it appears the beaver 1 will not coexsist with beaver 2 deny all knowledge of the other beaver. While this is rare, it is possible for two beavers to share one wood. This is a highly saught after scenario, and the reward can outweight the risk. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

agreed. Id not let her in my house much less be in the same room with me w/o clothes! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

glad you asked. Hairless beavers are angered by returning hair. Hairless beavers a keen on their appearance, and returning hair can have quite an affect on appearance, so therefore beavers are angered. Also the returning hair feels much like a brillo pad. No one really wished to hold a brillo pad, so no one wants to hold a beaver is such a state, much less pet the beaver! This also angers the beaver, as they love attention. Hairy beavers get cranky for a whole other reason. Lots of hair requires lots of care time, leaving little for fun and games. Believe it or not beavers are a jolly lot, wanting nothing more than to play with wood and eat fish. so high maintenance hair, cuts into play time. thusly causing cranky beaver syndrome. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865