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havin one of them by the pool is loads of fun in the evening cuz the pool attracts all sorts of bugs w/ the lighs on. Just kick on the zapper and voila! Instant party. Oh, and if it ever get a tree frog. I suggest removing it before it begins to BBQ. Another fun one is the electric fly swatter. Looks like a tennis racket, zaps like hell! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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yea, but the itching when the hair grows back! egads! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Woah there! two posts in one day on the same thread!? You better slow down or you might pull something. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Destin,Fla . Beach Jumps June 24-25
yardhippie replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in Events & Places to Jump
ha-ha! and no. it werent me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
hmmm lets see then... Meerkat Vital Statistics Vision: Color. The dark eye markings act like built-in sunglasses. Check Feet: Non-retractable claws. Four toes. I dont think you have claws. Klaws are for Kitties. Surely you have at least 4 toes. Check Ears: Closeable. Check. all men have the abiliy to 'tone out' noises. Height: 12 inches (30 centimeters). seriously. I DO NOT want to know. Weight: 2 pounds (0.9 kilograms). See above Light-absorbency: Called the "Solar Panel Of The Animal World," meerkats use their dark-skinned, sparsely furred bellies to warm up. Most skydivers use alcohol to warm their bellies. Check. Taxonomy: Members of the mongoose family. nope. not a mongoose. Tail: 8 inches (20 centimeters) long and used as a tripod to balance the animal in an upright position. Again. I DO NOT want to know, but Ive seen you use your tail to try to balance yourself. Notice I said "try". Check. Activity: Diurnal (active during the day). Check. also active at night. Life span: 12 to 14 years. You may act 12 to 14, but I know your older. Society: A group of meerkats, usually five to thirty members, is called a "mob" or a "gang." Oh, this is so checked! hmmm 8 out of 11. you may be a meerkat Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I love it when she begs! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I vote for or something. It sounds less violent. Although... I like violence. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You want a swingline. they're the best. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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mmmm... did I mention its good to be the hippie? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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is it Red? nope. its black and ergonomically shaped. It feels good in the hand. And its coated in rubber, I have yet to figure out why. maybe brie can tell us. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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what can i say. Im like an old snickers bar... "i really satisfy" or a new one... "gonna be there a while? have a hippie" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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look at you all miss know it all about staplers! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I have a nice swingline. It dont do that. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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only when i've passed out. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I saw club dread. I'll never get that 90 mins back. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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what? is this the post pics of kel thread? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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thats nuttier than squirrel shit. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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its good to be the hippie... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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*John Wayne voice* You makin' funnome pilgrim? *John Wayne voice* nope. you wanna make sumptin of it? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Chaos Kitty and Yardhippie do 30 on their 30th!
yardhippie replied to yardhippie's topic in The Bonfire
alphabetized! UPDATE! The six flags trip will begin sometime mid-day on Friday the 30th. I MAY have a flight into town that day that could push it to early afternoon. the park is open from 10am to 9pm. Plenty of time for fun and schnanagins. Please PM me with a specific time if you have one in mind. If anytime is ok, sweet. I can get tickets for right at $28. Tickets at the gate are $49.99, and 39.99 if purchased online before hand. If you would like me to buy you a ticket, PM me so I can get a good count. I have a lot of travel lined up before this so I need to know soon. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
Watched it on monday. For what was supposed to be a 'scary' and 'gory' flick. I thought it lame. It had some different twists though. Definietly NOT Tarentino's best work. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Welding burns things. Seriously, it melts steel, aluminum, etc. Surely it will burn you. Ive had my share of burns over the years. Even when using my leathers, gloves and helmet. Ive even burned my eyes. (apparently had a crack in my lens) Now lemmy tell ya about how bad that is. Imagine washing your eyes with hot sand. Most unpleasant. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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meh. 18 is a tough one. When I was on the road, I genrally had to stop by 15, but if you were almost home. my longest run was 20 hours w/o sleep. only stops for food/fuel. Good thing I didnt get pulled off at any scales!
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Ive done that twice in my short career. Once after amost 10 years at various positions for the same company. I decided that I'd had enough. I asked for a LOT more money. they said no. I said ok. I'll be done in two weeks then. I though for a bit they were actually gonna give the $$. Im glad they didnt... Im better for it. Then less than a year ago. I left a good job. Sold my house and moved the wife, the dog, and i to ATL with no job. I HAVE NO DOUBT that was a great move! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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hey look. a whole bunch of search results. Im not gonna read through them all before asking this. Do you have some type of slider stop? I know my slider stops just above my toggles and front dive loops. Do you have standard or 'mini' risers? if you have standard and switch to mini, then maybe your slider will come down far enough. good luck. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865