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  1. yardhippie
    you're in Fresno, CA and have 8-10 hours to kill? You load up in the rental and head to Yosemite! Ok, so I did not have anywhere NEAR the time to see everything, but oh was it worth the drive. Now I have to make plans to go back and spend many days there to see everything. If you have not been, it's simply amazing. I'll post some pics when I get em uploded.
  2. yardhippie
    LOL! I dont have your cell number! so PM me it and I'll gladly call ya! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie
    I like kitties. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    freecell. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    Out of all the bikes I have ever owned, no one but me ever drove them unless they had a bike of greater or equal value that would be mine if they wiped it. I learned on my own ride years ago, I just figure everyone else can too. A bike is just too damn easy to wreck and it will never be the same after that. Glad you'll get it all worked out. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. yardhippie
    Hippie...here's a math lesson. 1/2 jump = .5 jumps. So Andy could be right, at best. ok ok. leave me alone. Im sunburnt, and tired, and still looking for gear. blah, blah, blah... back to the list, who else is coming! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. yardhippie
    you forgot... then we got up and kept going. It was after 5am when I got home. I dont know if im headed to Destin or not. Remember this weekend is Wyatt's bday part celebration! Oh the humanity! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    hmmm... shots: Barbie's bathwater buttery nipples Kamakazi Lemon drops (multiple) many, MANY other assorted hard liquor drinks. Definitely rockstar material. Dont forget to "buckle it"! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    only two jumps for me... one of which was on a Katana 107, holy shit that was fast! I had prepaid beer from the night before and the debauchery and drunkness that went with it. I still miss my own gear. Soon, very soon. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    dont listen to him. He'll be the ONLY one than office staff at the DZ this weekend! and then they're those other guys wearing jump suits like his... they might could help ya. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    blech! I hate peeps. Although I give props to those that can eat them and not go all "great cornholio". I didnt think it was possible to get that much sugar in that small a package. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie
    Does the ride to altitude count as 1/2 jump if your main drops out of your container onto the floor? (No, not me dummy..someone else.) nope. at best is .5 jumps depending on when the bag fell out. . I believe that .5 jumps is as far as you can go without completing the jump. It is the point of no return. Any further and you are commited to completing the jump. Unless you jump into another form of conveyance and land with it, but thats not part of this discussion. Brie: and you thought you were tired a couple weekends ago! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    correct. those adjustments will cause you to drive, backslide or flop on your back. Get your butt down there early on July 1 and we'll do some jumps. Im only doing 30 that day. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    That sucks man. I heard ya'll were out hunting it till the wee hours of the AM. dont feel bad, Tara and I were holding rockstar up so she could hurl until at least 4:30. Im not sure I'd have rather lost my phone then watch her yack for 2 hours. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yardhippie
    Nnnnoooooo! We want $$ on our accounts! That is the bestest present. Especially since 30 jumps X $5 pack job = 150 and I havent even paid to jump yet. Oh well its only munny! and realistically I'm hoping for 3 loads/hr average. 15 min turn around per load, 20 with fueling. Fuel every 4th load (Im guessing) = 65 min. or mathmatically 3.7 jumps per hour. but when have you ever been able to have .7 jumps. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Brierebecca CG Chaoskitty Hambone Hottielicious Hushpuppy Jessie07 Kelel01 Lauraliscious Micduran NWFlyer Popsjumper Pyke Revillusion Rigger the Wonder Dog Sickandtwisted Skyedivr Thanatos340 Tmaricale55 Yardhippie and there are many more that dont post here that will be there. Again, were planning for a wheels up at 8am on Saturday July 1. The sooner we get started the better our chances. Plus if i can get done early I can fall over and you can everyone can bring me beer! and dont forget we'll be raffling off TWO HiPer 35% off certificates (thanks Beezy). The proceeds of which go towards thanking our volunteers and buying beer for everyone! So if you were going to bring your own beer, just bring the cash and maybe you'll get a prize AND beer!
  17. yardhippie
    well sorry, but i wasnt gonna go searching today. I just needed entertainment. so kelly what kind of tool are you? the "new" function on a computer? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    I'm usually in the "Favorites" section at least you dont end up in the recycle bin! I think Mortar is too gritty and easy to break. Cement is much more solid, but is sometimes used too frequently. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie
    Who is Wyatt???........does he post here......I'd rather have Scotty C's BBQ.
  20. yardhippie
    I totally forgot about computer "tools". At work I feel like the "find" function sometimes. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    Hmmmm. So using my context clues (instead of googling) I would guess a "trowel" is some sort of giant spatula? somewhat... its usually used for laying mortar or some other cement. While I dont know who Mortar or Cement is... maybe shes hot? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    anyone else amazed that the winning category is "just a tool" [butthead] huh-huh huh he said tool [/butthead] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    Hambone is a trowel... he could flip em over! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    Wyatt's cheesy bake. I always eat too damn much. Damn that stuff is awsome. mmmmm.... cheeesssssyyyyy baaaaake. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    I think that some of the single guys I work with might not want a light on their screwdriver... They dont always want to see what theyre screwing! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865