skydyvr

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  1. jumper596 - most people here title posts like this "Saturday Funny", or something similar . . . . . =(_8^(1)
  2. Great site, thanks! . . =(_8^(1)
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    Howard Stern

    Thanks! You write a lot of very thoughtful stuff yourself! . . =(_8^(1)
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    Howard Stern

    I would look them up word-for-word, but I have to go to the widget factory now to make more widgets. Basically Stern made jokes about how Dylan and Clebold messed up by not screwing the girls they shot before they shot them. The jokes were a big deal around Littleton/Denver, and ultimately cost Stern that market. . . =(_8^(1)
  5. Congrats to you both! . . =(_8^(1)
  6. When someone starts paying me for the polished copy, I'll proofread every word twice! . . =(_8^(1)
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    Howard Stern

    If you're a fan of Howard Stern, then I ask how you can enjoy laughing it up at the expense of his targets. Good Example: His jokes about the Columbine shooters a few years ago. Very funny stuff, as long as you aren't very sensitive to the feelings of murder and major trauma victims, or maybe if you live in Columbine, CO. I believe Stern's ONLY talent is his unabashedness at being an insensitive shitbag, and I also believe his success speaks volumes about the direction our world is heading. Irreverance is healthy, but total insensitivity is not. . . =(_8^(1)
  8. Man, I run my ASS off to finish 5ks in around 27 minutes! Even the 85 yr old men with walkers can see that I'm giving it all I've got as they swoop past me near the end . . . . . =(_8^(1)
  9. Congrats man, I can tell you will be a great coach -- you have a great disposition for it. . . =(_8^(1)
  10. adventurous loving shy . . =(_8^(1)
  11. Risk nothing -- have nothing. . . =(_8^(1)
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    Normal

    If absolutely nothing you ever think or do gets close to the edges of any conceivable bell curve, then you may be normal, but that would probably be a rare enough circumstance to be considered abnormal. . . =(_8^(1)
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    Friday Haiku

    jumping first pack job tomorrow; I'll be nervous - spare a vibe for me . . =(_8^(1)
  14. That farting preacher video is totally hilarious! Cool site. . . =(_8^(1)
  15. I would continue to skydive, despite the fact that every shmoe in the world would take up the sport. No longer would skydivers be just that special breed of wonderful being I have met so far. . . =(_8^(1)
  16. Call her up . . . I mean, you do want to get laid tonight don't you? . . =(_8^(1)
  17. ((((((((((Vibes to you)))))))))) Skybaby
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    Wendy w...

    LOL, that is really cool . . . helps me understand your political middle-of-the-road-ness. I work at the "Rocket Ranch" in Denver, if you're familiar with that, and we are swarming with Sigma Green Belts, Black Belts, etc . . . . . =(_8^(1)
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    Bitch Tits

    Grandma here has real women's boobs . . . and she's heading to a DZ near you!! . . . . . =(_8^(1)
  20. Quick read: Illusions -- The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, Richard Bach Long Read: Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand . . =(_8^(1)
  21. Just pretend it isn't there. Each load you dry from now on will place less and less gum on all your other clothing. By the time you've completed 5 loads (dryer-load time constants), the gum remaining will be negligible. . . =(_8^(1)
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    Wendy w...

    The nicest thing about an engineering degree is that it prepares you for AND provides the magic door into many forms of making a living.
  23. Remember -- more than an armful is a waste. . . =(_8^(1)
  24. The most amazing game ever! . . =(_8^(1)
  25. A new corporate org chart was sent out today . . . . . =(_8^(1)