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A talking dog walks into a bar and says "Bartender I'm thirsty, can I get a drink?" The bartender replies "sure, there's a toilet right around the corner!" . . =(_8^(1)

The international opinion I was listening to kept snickering about what a joke it was Clinton was being investigated for having extramarital sex, not commiting the crime of lying under oath. Same thing most of the home town lefties kept saying. Some of the dimmer ones are still saying it today. Overblown as the whole thing may have been, Clinton nonetheless took a giant crap on the image of the presidency, and again it is a great indicator of just what kind of man he is. Probably been said here before, but did you know Ron Reagan wouldn't even enter the oval office without a suit and tie? . . =(_8^(1)

No sweat, we just need another quick war to get it back up! . . =(_8^(1)

I agree -- if it turns out Iraq's involvement with WMD's was overstated, the more likely case would be that Bush and congress were fed bad intel. That's not lying. . . =(_8^(1)

Clinton's Oval Office sexual exploits brought worldwide shame to the presidency, and were an eloquent abstract of his entire moral character. . . =(_8^(1)

Knock knock! Who's there? Knock! Knock who? Knock knock! Who's there? Knock! Knock who . . . . . =(_8^(1)

LBJ - he had the greatest motive. . . =(_8^(1)

This thread negects the rural population -- there is no choice for corn cobs! . . =(_8^(1)

I was lit up nicely when you posted the poll, does that count? . . =(_8^(1)

Just a reminder folks! When you smell someone else's farts, it is because their actual poo-poo molecules have entered your body through the sinuses, triggering the receptors just like any other scent. There is little doubt that at least a handful of those molecules are absorbed into your bloodstream through your lungs too! . . =(_8^(1)

Tuna Tacos. . . =(_8^(1)

Congrats! . . =(_8^(1)

[Cliff Claven Mode] RAM stands for yer Rapid Air Movement. After the air moves rapidly into the front of the cells, it pushes up on the chute to keep it afloat, and then, energy spent, the air dribbles out the back of the cells slowly, 5 degrees warmer than when it went in. [/Cliff Claven Mode] . . =(_8^(1)

Spoken like a true republican! . . =(_8^(1)

Good vibes to him . . . . . =(_8^(1)

And from that day forward, all his friends knew him as dickface . . . . . =(_8^(1)

Damn, looks like Jay outgrew his skin! . . =(_8^(1)

I am forming them into a giant round ball. In the year 2050, I will roll the ball out of a Skyvan to see what it does when it lands. . . =(_8^(1)

This works great for me in the U.S.; not sure how it will do for you: http://www.spinner.com . . =(_8^(1)

Black. Anything else is not coffee, it's some kind of fu-fu drink. Go ahead and put one of those toothpick umbrellas in there too, why don't ya. Plus, it's nice to just pour and walk away. . . =(_8^(1)

Please do, that was very cool! . . =(_8^(1)

Granny forgot to point out some of the bad stuff from back then . . . more institutionalized racism, and sexism, wife beaters getting a wink and nod from the cops, less developed medical technology, less fair labor laws, etc. etc. etc. . . =(_8^(1)

Just looks like he needs a decent burial . . =(_8^(1)

Everytime I see it, I want to grab a snow shovel and scoop it into the trash. . . =(_8^(1)

Speaking as a person with the exact same difference you described in your friend, I can tell you that most people are accepting and ok with me after they get over the initial shock of seeing something they don't often see. I win 'em over with my winning personality and big smile. Only a small percentage of the population is so shallow as to issue complete and permanent rejection. I can tell you that I've had no troubles in the world of love, having been married to a very sweet and gorgeous woman for 8 years, which ended in the most amicable divorce of all time, and now with an other sweetie for the last 11 years. Getting a burn, losing a limb, having some other deformity -- these things are best dealt with when they happen to kids (as happened to me). I was able to continue my life successfully (for the most part) thanks to the fact that I was psychologically resilient and able to cope with being pretty heavily scarred. My own self acceptance helps the people in my life "get over it" too. In my case, people don't even notice the scars after a while. But when these kinds of tragedies happen to adults, it is much, much harder to adjust and cope and get over it. I think it has something to do with an inability to find self acceptance, which then translates into their entire life and relationships. I feel a lot of sadness for those people. My heart goes out to your friend because she is a woman. I've always thought it was easier for guys than gals to bear any kind of scars. I wouldn't want to guess why she isn't married, but it surely isn't because there's just no one decent out there that would accept her. There is. . . =(_8^(1)