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Nice muscle memory on the recovery though . . . . . =(_8^(1)
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Willy, the One Eye'd Wonder Worm. . . =(_8^(1)
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Boyfriend, goin' down on his girlfriend for the first time: Damn, that's the biggest pussy I've ever seen, damn that's the biggest pussy I've ever seen! Girlfriend: Well geez, you didn't have to say it twice!! Boyfriend: I didn't!!! . . =(_8^(1)
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But then we wouldn't get to say cool stuff like: Parlez Vous A Humma-Humma? . . =(_8^(1)
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I'd find an invisible chair to stand on, then bend over and fart right into the faces of people I don't like. Wouldn't that freak 'em out. . . =(_8^(1)
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Generally speaking, bodily fluids found inside her body wouldn't prove or disprove anyone's story, but if they were found elsewhere, on a pillow, in the couch fabric, etc., that might just make somebody a liar. When someone tells a story, and it conflicts with another person's story, forensics can often prove someone is lying. . . =(_8^(1)
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Do you really think that's how the justice system works? For this kind of an accusation, I know it's how it works. They'll have to have something to offer a jury besides the testimony of the alleged victim. Since they are going ahead with the charge, I presume they have that something. . . =(_8^(1)
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If it were going to come down to nothing but he said/she said, the DA wouldn't bother pressing charges. There almost certainly has to be harder evidence revealed at some point in the case. . . =(_8^(1)
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To quote George Carlin: "Saaayyyy . . . that was fairly decent!" . . =(_8^(1)
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And therefore . . . you won't!! . . =(_8^(1)
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Baby Ruth -- but only when I'm headin' down to the pool. . . =(_8^(1)
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Evanescence - Bring Me To Life . . =(_8^(1)
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Looks like the penis graft didn't take. . . =(_8^(1)
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I'm in kind of the same position as you -- every time I invest in a coached jump, I blow it by wasting half the freefall on a bad exit. All of my solo jumps go perfectly, of course. . . =(_8^(1)
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Or, conversely, the freedom to hang out with or be one of them if desired. . . =(_8^(1)
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Tossed salad. . . =(_8^(1)
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freeflir . . . the less of a hurry you get into finding the right one, the righter she will be when she finally comes along. Good riddance! . . =(_8^(1)
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Want to buy DZ.com username asshat?
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I see two. . . =(_8^(1)
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I registered the username "asshat" recently only so I could at some point harass AggieDave with it, or maybe even sell it on EBay for big bucks some day. Poor asshat, aborted before he ever got out of the gate. . . =(_8^(1)
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And they add up to the fact that 1/2 of all USPA members have less than 250 jumps. People do leave the sport. . . =(_8^(1)
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((((((((((VIBES)))))))))) . . =(_8^(1)
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((((((((((VIBES)))))))))) . . =(_8^(1)
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testing . . . testing 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . . . =(_8^(1)
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Old thread, but I wanted to point out that, for me at least, contacts improved my depth perception for landings way better than glasses. . . =(_8^(1)