skydyvr

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  1. And their drummer sucked, even when measured by the standards of that era. . . =(_8^(1)
  2. I'll bet any one of them could pinch a guy's dick RIGHT OFF if she wanted. . . =(_8^(1)
  3. skydyvr

    Pet Tricks

    My pet bird says: Yo Baby! Happy bird! Whatcha doin', huh? Pretty bird! I'm a baaaad bird! You better hush up! and has a good wolf whistle. . . =(_8^(1)
  4. The toilet paper seems to be configured in "landing strip" pattern for . . . uh . . . nevermind. . . =(_8^(1)
  5. I had the shakes this morning from drinking to much last night, and I cut myself shaving. I lost so much blood, my eyes cleared up! . . =(_8^(1)
  6. From the movie quote thread: Good god man! Have you no respect for human decency?!? . . =(_8^(1)
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    D license

    I have to miss Lamar also due to being on call this week, but I'll be at Longmont looking for help from you and Skr to finish up my A. I have 60 jumps now, just a teeny bit too many for still being unlicensed. See ya there Saturday! . . =(_8^(1)
  8. Fine local jazz or blues talent really enhances a club in my book . . . . . =(_8^(1)
  9. skydyvr

    Cheers ??

    From the movie Jaws: "Here's to swimmin' With bowlegged women, And may we die between their thighs." . . =(_8^(1)
  10. Don't hold your breath . . . . . =(_8^(1)
  11. skydyvr

    D license

    Congrats riddler man! Now when are you gonna help me finalize my "A"?? . . =(_8^(1)
  12. skydyvr

    Dull Screen

    Maybe there's a speaker near the left side causing magnetic interference with the screen? . . =(_8^(1)
  13. Someone posted this a few months ago, and it really does help clear out the song that just won't leave you alone. http://www.eilerweb.com/banana.swf . . =(_8^(1)
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    Highlight

    I heard of someone who pulled and pulled on a nose hair so hard, they accidently pulled their eyeball out through a nostril! True story!! . . =(_8^(1)
  15. can't use the quote tags correctly. [reply Yea, me too. . . =(_8^(1)
  16. Currently infected by 'Bring Me To Life', Evanessence. Please somebody, make it stop! . . =(_8^(1)
  17. My home DZ has a sewage treatment plant next door -- there is a story of at least one guy getting his water training out of the way there . . . . . =(_8^(1)
  18. My anti-smoking software has this: I have chosen not to smoke for 2 Years 11 Months 3 Weeks 8 Hours 52 Minutes 51 Seconds. Cigarettes not smoked: 27134. Money saved: $3,391.78. . . =(_8^(1)
  19. Is this it? . . =(_8^(1)
  20. When you drink alone, do you prefer to be by yourself? . . =(_8^(1)
  21. Reminds me of professional LaCrosse. . . =(_8^(1)