ZigZagMarquis

Washer & Dryers that also fold and iron!

No worries. Junk is clean.

Oh, yeah, that makes me feel better...

They've already got them... they're called "packers"... unfortunately, they cost $$

Sorry... I've been feeling a bit up-tight lately... I sure could use a blow job...

ummm... they already exist... they're called wet-wipes... usually found in the baby care isle, but I do think Turtle is onto something with the "flavored" version... although I really don't want to know how he thought of that so quickly and will probably not sleep well tonight... How about the beer bottle (or can) with the built in breathalyzer?

What about pickled eggs? ... and PLEASE tell me there's no salt in beer!

While bull-shitting during a break at work today... we were wondering how the Deadlist Catch guys would get along with the Sea Shepard guys??? ... could be an opportunity for Discovery and Animal Planet to do a cross-over reality show!!??

Dude. I don't know whether to laugh at that or tell you to give it a fucking rest. I gues I'll just laugh. Later. Skies. Ah, just go for #3: Go back to beating up little girls and hammering Libertarian BS, then vote Republican and tout family values. You know, all that conservative hypocritical stuff as usual. Okay!

Yep you got it!

Dude. I don't know whether to laugh at that or tell you to give it a fucking rest. I gues I'll just laugh. Later. Skies.

Okay. I retract my statements... except about Bill Clinton being a guilty bastard. You don't think so. Thats fine. Whatever. Look Lucky. You have no real idea about my character. Just like I have none about yours. You take this stuff here waaaay too serious. Get over yourself. I'm working on the same. Good luck. Cheers!

Nothing. I just think she's unattractive and her wedding wasn't news-worthy. It has about as much to do with anything as defending Bill Clinton's crimes with that of others.

You've never heard anyone have a "HIM" sang for them... errr... or a "HER" in you case!!!???

So... evidently... everyone in Washington is fucking around in one way or another... so its okay to dismiss the wrong doings of your party of choice because everyone is doing it?

Too bad they can't launch another smaller lander slightly ahead of time to video the descent and landing of the Mars Science Lab. That would be cool.

Yeah, what ever that means. (I'm sure you think yourself intellectually superior for that one I just handed you.) But me calling Chelsey ugly makes me a jerk. I can live with that. Mccain calling Chelsey ugly makes him a stupid jerk. To this day you and all those who support Clinton try to make it about poor ol' Bill having been caught getting a knob-job in the oval office... oh the horror of the invasion of his personal privacy (aside: if Hillary had any sense, she'd have divorced him right then and there, but no, she needed to ride that power trip just a bit longer)... and not about those "little things" like the Clinton's land misdealings (remember something called Whitewater?), inappropriate dismissal of White House staff and misuse of FBI files when Bill was being sued for sexual harassment by Paula Jones... hmmm... sounds like obstruction of justice to me. Clinton dodged a bullet that Libby did not because Clinton had the fortune of being acquitted by a Senate that voted along partisan lines; something you berate me for? You mean those fiscal movements bent on (as the current administration admits) re-distribution of wealth and more entitlements to those who don't pay into the public till AND in many cases profit from it for doing nothing. Those? Yep, I don't think too much of them. No, its not. Its an inalienable right of free men. It is not granted by a government. Oh Lucky Lucky Lucky... good thing the mods around here tend to agree with you. I wonder what would happen if I called you names like the ones you throw around in your posts. I supposed I'd be banned or berated, but you have the luck to get away with it. Guess I understand you handle now.

Ooooh I called Chelsey Clinton... or what ever the fuck her name is now (I really don't care)... ugly... oh, I get it, I must then be a Republican scum. Clinton lied to a Grand Jury. Yet, through privilege of his office, he was impeached by Congress and acquitted by the Senate. Nice. You or I would not have had such privilege. You march out egregious act after egregious act that the party you don't agree with supposedly did or did. How does that prove Clinton's innocence? WTF does one have to do with the other? Yeah, I voted for McCain. It was my effort to vote against the socialist that's now in office. You're a riot Lucky. You're all about freedom of speech as long as its you doing the talking. "Some things are obvious" Thanks for the entertainment.

Why would amstalder want to go to Canada to get to Elsinore!?? But seriously, I thought amstalder was coming from outside the U.S. for some reason. Anyway, Ontario is obviously an option too.

What's that got to do with anything? Oh, sorry. To answer your question, "No".

Who said I said GWB was my hero? Yeah, I do think she is. but I'm not running for political office, so the fuck what does it matter that I think she mings? When did I bring Regan or Cheney or George W into this? Y'all did. What amazes me is y'all honestly think Clinton was innocent. He got off because he had power. And because I don't like Clinton, think he was guilty as sin, you assume I think the Republicans are saints. Entertaining!

What the fuck's a "Libby"? And controversial Presidential pardons... oh... there's something new. "My party's psyudo family values"??? WTF??? Again, I thought this thread was supposed to be about Clinton's buck-toothed daughter getting married? I hope her and her husband are happy and stay out of politics.

I could care less that Bill got a BJ in the oval office from Lewinski once or a hundred times; with or without Hillary involved. I do care that Bill went unpunished for perjury before a grand jury and using the power of his office to obstruct justice because the Senate at the time, didn't have the stones to continue. He got off, so to speak, because he was the President. If it had been you or I, we'd be sitting in the slam. And because I don't like Clinton, means I like Nixon? WTF? Sorry for the tread drift... can we now go back to talking about the marriage of the Clinton's horse faced kid?

If I ever go missing in a plane crash, I want you folks here to start a similar rumor for me. Okay? What's to say they wouldn't take the diamonds and leave your corpse there?

You left out, and "the 2nd U.S. President to be impeached."