ZigZagMarquis

Wow, I hope that video is fake... but even if it is, a couple of 1000 hours of community service at the local animal shelter for the gal in the video and the person behind the camera is in order... shooting, well, yes, there are some folks in this world that need to be shot, but not them, not quite, close, but no... unless its with a 12ga with shells loaded with rock salt...

Well, if it has tires or testicles it's gonna give you trouble. *shrugs* I can live with that. Get me a beer... please.

If it flys, floats or fucks, its cheaper to rent.

Little shoes?? Ummm... no... not exactly what I meant... but they can stand closer to the kitchen sink... That is why we haven't put a woman on the moon yet. There's nothing to clean there. Oh, I dunno, I'd bet our guys left some empty Bud cans and dirty underwear behind a moon rock somewhere!

Little shoes?? Ummm... no... not exactly what I meant... but they can stand closer to the kitchen sink...

Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 and she was friggin' HOT... Of course, small women with little hands do have unique redeeming qualities all of their own...

I think guys get "stuck in the friend zone" either because: -He has never made his feelings clear. -She's just not attracted to the guy. So the problem isn't necessarily that she views him as non-dating material.. I mean, if you never make your intentions known, what do you expect? If you don't try, why are you surprised if "nothing happens"? We're not fucking mind-readers!! As for the cases where it's clear the guy has a crush and still nothing happens, well, if you've tried and been rejected, it's a choice you make to keep the person as a friend. And if that's what you choose, you can't exactly be surprised that nothing happens... . Well, my point exactly! If a gal puts you (a guy) on her "just friends" ladder. You're pretty much stuck there and subject to a "ball kicking" if you try to jump ladders. Don't even get me started on that one, N@t!!!! Y'all women profess to not being mind-readers, yet you expect us guys to be!!??? Bollocks!

Oh geez turtle... being stuck in the "friends zone" for even a moment makes your chances of ever scoring with a gal astronomical! Not even icons of geek-dom like Spock or CMDR Data could calculate those odds! Not to mention office relationships are dangerous waters. I've seen more then one guy slapped with harassment charges after a break-up with the gal from work he was dating / nailing.

I find most harsh things in life are also the truest. Folks can't seem to deal with reality these days. They'd rather defend some hippie PC bullshit instead.

NOPE!!! WRONG!!!! Sorry turtle-buddy, while I agree with you about the, "... without an alterier motives or expectations" part, you are way way wrong about the "being their friend" part. Never ever try to be "friends first" with a gal you'd really like to have a physical relationship with. 99% of the time, you fall in to the "friends" zone and you'll never score with her. Being her "friend" first, is and in of itself is an alterier motive. You're trying to jump her ladder at a moment of weakness.

Yeah, that plus if you're gonna get a "hook up" at the drop zone, your odds are better if you're an jump-master/instructor. Seriously, who has first crack at chattin' up all the gals coming through FJC or at some gal trying to progress wanting some one-on-one coaching. I've seen it a million times on a DZ, some gal gets lots of attention from an instructor, coaching, packing instruction, reserve repacks (if he's also a rigger) and all she's got to do is put out a little and he's "giving away" lots of instruction for free that he'd be charging' some bloke an arm & an leg for. Damn It!!!!... why did I let my JM rate lapse???

Well, yes and no, N@t. While working your "theory vs. myth", you may want to go read up on the "Ladder Theory" and also take this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBVuAGFcGKY ... on for consideration.

Can't wait until Jr gets his turbine conversion 206 done! http://www.backcountrypilot.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4670

Yeah, but who can vouch for LisaH!??

Treat me kindly, my beloved master, for no heart in all the world is more grateful for kindness than the loving heart of me. Do not break my spirit with a stick, for though I should lick your hand between the blows, your patience and understanding will more quickly teach me the things you would have me do. Speak to me often, for your voice is the world's sweetest music, as you must know by the fierce wagging of my tail when your footsteps falls upon my waiting ear. When it is cold and wet, please take me inside, for I am now a domesticated animal, no longer used to bitter elements. And I ask no greater glory than the privilege of sitting at your feet beside the hearth. Though had you no home, I would rather follow you through ice and snow than rest upon the softest pillow in the warmest home in all the land, for you are my god and I am your devoted worshiper. Keep my pan filled with fresh water, for although I should not reproach you were it dry, I cannot tell you when I suffer thirst. Feed me clean food, that I may stay well, to romp and play and do your bidding, to walk by your side, and stand ready, willing and able to protect you with my life should your life be in danger. And, beloved master, should the great Master see fit to deprive me of my health, do not turn me away from you. Rather hold me gently in your arms as skilled hands grant me the merciful boon of eternal rest--and I will leave you knowing with the last breath I drew, my fate was ever safest in your hands. That's pretty much always said it for me. I have my dog's ashes. Maybe you can choose to do the same with Fezzik when the time comes? My dog wasn't a drop zone dog, so I never thought about putting him out. I don't know about Fezzik, maybe you can put him out when you're okay with it? But you don't have to if you don't want to. Some of the best ash dives I've been on have been for dogs. I won't try to say anything philosophical to try to beguile you into feeling better because it just won't work, but for what its worth I would share a shot of Goldschlager with you for Fezzik if I could / if you like. God speed Fezzik.

Sure! Mash the throttle... and torque roll!

HEY!!! We should throw a thread drift indicator!! We should be talking about mama's lust and not foot fetish... unless... she, um, has a foot fe... err... never mind...

Oh my! That should draw him some smack down, post haste!

Nah, just that on a Kawi 185 dirt bike... and not in traffic... and not in a really long time, got motorcycles out of my system at 18... Anyway, thanks, that makes sense. I was thinking (mistakenly) that it would more comfortable in stop and go traffic to hold the clutch with your left hand and not left foot, so your foot could be free to put down... shows you what I know... will be more careful in these here biker threads...

Dude... I'm eating...

... problem is most women don't have the body required to pull off sporting a good Vatoo... but then maybe that's not part of the equation...

*confused look* That seems counter-intuitive to me... but you're the expert... anyway, would be curious to hear your logic / experience on that please?

I play the radio once in awhile.....

I didn't watch the video link, but is that quote from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? That was an excellent movie! There are times , it is good to be deaf! Huh?

Okay, unusual, I'll give you, but what's cruel about it? I didn't say we wouldn't give him rubber gloves?