ZigZagMarquis

"... because I am 48 and pre-menopausal and ..." Doesn't that also cause flashes of nymphomania? Anyway... To the OP. A: Nothing! Much more comfy and less laundry.

Glad it turned out okay. Could have been a new twist on "death by Snu Snu!"

No joke, but this is pretty darn sexy too. Yeeaahhh... if you're into Chicks with Dicks!

DEATH RAY! Or... boobie enhancement ray... dang-nabbit... I keep getting the two mixed up.

Found this (see pic) while shooting near Far Point yesterday. Some way-ward military drone? Sorry, I should have put something in the photo to give a perspective of scale. Think about the size of a mini-Cooper. Anyway, we're not supposed to shoot at drones, right?

Or try contacting Van Junior; vpjr username here on dropzone.com at the Flying V Ranch http://www.skydiveflyingvranch.com/

TTIWWOP

Back in the day... the manifest chick (little Michelle) at Apple Valley skydive was only 16 when she started out... until one day her mother stopped by the DZ towards the end of the day of jumping and mom meet Rapter... we didn't see little Michelle again until she turned 21.

I feel your pain. I used to do about 350-400 jumps a year and that was just as a "weekend warrior" fun jumper, no jumpmastering. Every weekend and holiday was spent at the DZ. I had one run of 4ish years straight where I did at least 1 jump every weekend. I had no whuffo friends and folks at work never even bothered to try to contact me on the weekends because I was always at the DZ. Then I got a little older, a couple of dropzones I called "home" closed up shop and I got more responsibility at work (read "stress") and now if I do a 100 or so jumps a year I'm doing good. I even had a 12 - 14 month "jump drought" a few years ago where I logged zero jumps. Growing up BLOWS! N@, you should get current. JM, I envy you. You're retired now, right? You should toss it all and move to the ghetto at Elsinore!

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/07/17/why-mosquitoes-bite-some-more-than-others/?intcmp=features Why mosquitoes bite some more than others Published July 17, 2013 Does it seem like you're a mosquito magnet? A new report says some of us are bitten more than others for several different reasons. According to Smithsonian Magazine, about 20 percent of us are more appealing than others to the insects. The reasons? They include: 1. Alcohol -- just one bottle of beer can increase your appeal to the nasty bugs. 2. Pregnancy -- as if pregnant women don't have enough to worry about, they get bitten about twice as much as the rest of us. The body temperature of pregnant women is a degree warmer than everyone else, and they exhale 21 percent more carbon dioxide. 3. Bloody type -- Type O blood types are bitten twice as much as Type A. Type B is somewhere in the middle. 4. Exercise -- Working out builds up lactic acid in your sweat, making you a little more tasty.

Eat LOTS of Tobasco!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R62Vzp4bXmA

But... it has to be true if they put it on the Internet!!!??! She's not really a French model bro.

But... it has to be true if they put it on the Internet!!!??!

Didn't Dick Rutan bail out of a failed around the world balloon attempt years ago? Pretty good exit, arch and pull, if I remember the video correctly. Just a bit longer of a delay then recommended on a pilot rig; spanker of an opening and he ended landing in some cactus?

Sorry, thought one of the news reports said they were making an emergency landing.

Why was the aricraft making an emergency landing? Power loss / frozen fuel, again?

This may not be a great an idea as you think. More than once at Cal City did the U.S. gals get all pissy when visiting Euro gals would be in the pool / sunbating topless. This would lead to complaints to the DZ management to tell them to go cover up. None of the men around the DZ seemed to have a problem with it.

Yeah, what ever happened to Shah? He was a hoot to have around here! I assume he got banned for slappin' skymama (virturally) on the ass or what not?? He got banned, not for slapping, but for general knuckleheadedness! I'm not so sure he was a knucklehead as much as a douchebag, but his posts were funny as shit... sometimes.

Yeah, what ever happened to Shah? He was a hoot to have around here! I assume he got banned for slappin' skymama (virturally) on the ass or what not??

Ppppppttttthhhhhhh! The heck with that! Buy a trailer at the DZ and become a DZ Bum!

Water injection for the summer months?

I have no clue. I just make this shit up as I go!

I agree. This thread / poll is invalid until someone crafts a pair of pop-tarts into the shape of boobies and posts a picture of them here and skymama bans them!

no, No, NO!! Haven't you been paying attention!!??! Lead shot is BAD for Condors!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/13/intruder-endangered-bird-species-damages-california-community-homes/ California town besieged by endangered birds Published June 13, 2013 Residents of a small California town wish a certain endangered species would make itself scarce. Flocks of California condors have descended upon Bear Valley Springs. Residents, who are allowed to do little to chase them away, say the huge birds peck off roof shingles, damage air conditioners and leave porches coated in droppings. And although the majestic birds, with a wingspan of nine feet, are widely admired, the gated community of about 5,200 about 80 miles north of Los Angeles has seen enough of them. “A lot of people used to think seeing a condor was amazing,” local realtor Beth Hall told FoxNews.com. “After seeing the damage they have done, they have become less popular with people, myself included.” Unfortunately for the residents, the birds are protected by both federal and state law, leaving them almost powerless to take action. According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, 66 of the remaining 417 condors live in Southern California. The condors caused significant damage on the outside of a rental property of Hall's, leaving her with big repair bills. The worst of it took place on her deck after one of the birds opened and spilled a can of white paint. Other condors tracked the paint all around on the deck, Hall said. Hall also reported that the birds have covered the house in feces, nibbled at the wiring of the air conditioner and ripped off the screens of two sliding doors. “They basically tore the screen to shreds,” Hall said. “They even damaged the frames.” John McCamman of the U.S. Department of Fish and Wildlife, told FoxNews.com the birds are indeed destructive. “They are just ripping stuff up,” McCamman said. “There was even an allegation that one of them was ripping up somebody’s shingles." The condors have been under federal and state protection for over 40 years, and killing one can result in a fine, prison time, or both. McCamman's teams have been trying to gently coax the birds away. “When the birds are causing damage to people’s property, we try to harass them without harming them,” McCamman said. “We are trying to get them to move along.” McCamman says about half of the Southern California population is visiting Bear Valley Springs for the summer. “We are having a community meeting to brainstorm potential solutions for the problem,” McCamman said. “We are trying to get them to avoid doing things that attract the birds, like not leave puddles of water behind, or leaving food out that they like.” According to the California Department of Fish and Wildlife, the species has become endangered in large part to human activities over the past two centuries. Poison bait, environmental pollutants, and contamination from lead fragments have been major causes of death. Their eggs have also been threatened by growing numbers of ravens that follow the condor’s nesting range. “We are concerned about the negative impact this has on the people," McCamman said. "Our goal is for coexistence.”