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    *** Bunch of DAMN HIPPIES is what they are... It'll never last ...they'll be gone in a year er so! buncha long haired beared freakos......fuk em. bozo FB 24something MARK MY WORDS! bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    I have never seen a "small person" skydiving. That doesnt mean there arent any. I have jumped with several very short folks, men and women. Im quite sure that if your arms are long enough to pull steering toggles there is a canopy for you. As for gear....the manuf. will make a harness to fit you. Its what they do. I think the first step is for you to show up at the drop zone. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Ready to jump

    bozo replied to skydiverbry's topic in The Bonfire

    Fuck, that looks really bad having to wear that!!!!! Walt I had to wear one just like that for over a year. The brace wasnt so bad but the paralysis sucked. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    ...but still a star, nonetheless. jimbo, i still love you.
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    Nothing you ever do in your life will ever get your guy card suspended--not even for a moment. You are a god!!!!! Walt You got my vote bro......no shit. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Did she call me a weiner ? Just so Jenn wont worry about me being the boogeyman....I have been married to a wonderful woman for 23 years. That first fuckup was a doozey though. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Yes.....on more than one occasion. My oldest is an Executive Chef....#2 is a Child Psychologist....#3 is Radiology tech. Dont be so judgemental Jenn. bozo the reformed husband bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Soooo, things were going well between the two of you up until THAT moment? Well......it was like this......I got out of the Navy.....was still a dumb kid.....that had no business being in any kind of a relationship and along comes Maryjane Rottencrotch. I happened to marry her and spent 8 years in hell. It seems I forgot I was married on more than one occasion. :o) The blonde who took me home...as I remember, was a nurse with a white VW bug.......and after every chug a lug round she became more beautiful. Selective memory tells me she was a goddess. Jack......can Lynn and I just be friends ???? LOL bozimbo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Please tell me you're kidding!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!! Walt Nope. Absolute truth. bozo.....not the brightest star in the sky bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Well......there was the time I went to the chug a lug contest......got really drunk.....fell in love with a blonde, who gave me a ride home. It was all working well until she and I walked into my house at 3 am, and my wife was there holding the new baby. No shit......I forgot I was married. She is an ex wife by the way............go figger. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Bill....the only way you will ever truly know is to have been there and worn the uniform. Until then its just guesswork on your part as to what you will do or would have done. I would never run someone down that has not served....its necessary.....but it aint the Boy Scouts. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    I think it's my barmitzvah this time. Blues, Dave As long as there is a "bar" involved....i'm in. bozo im there dude........ congrats dave.......and jimbo, you were giving him wayy too much credit by sayin he aint that dumb...... I know Vinnie....but.....hes a friend of mine. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    I think it's my barmitzvah this time. Blues, Dave As long as there is a "bar" involved....i'm in. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    LOL unless you break your leg again. bozo Cold, thats cold. Especially coming for the bionic man.
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    That should be a few minutes from now, a couple hours tops. Wait, I don't have a new phone number for ya, since you affiliated with LDS. Blues, Dave PM sent. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    LOL unless you break your leg again. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Finally, a voice of reason prevails. How you doin' bro? Blues, Dave Doing pretty well. Made a few jumps this weekend . Retirement is awesome. Now do me a favor.....if you do decide to get stupid, call me first and let me play devils advocate. Ok? bozimbo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Did you read the title of the thread? Obviously I am! Blues, Dave No fucking way. Todak aint that dumb. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    PJ 200 jumps 0ver 6000 posts.....if that tells you anything. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Dont misunderstand me. I wasnt being critical. I EARNED everything I got in the military. Didya notice my smiley ? SSG bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Probably not. But the "not dying" part does kinda require me to listen to my Instructor. (You know...that person that teaches you how to jump and "not die".) I mean really...if you are trying to point out that I am inexperienced you missed that boat. I pointed that out in my first post when I said "Hi, Im new". Derec...you got it right. Listen to your instructor. Dont get into a pissing contest here. Be safe, have fun. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    Quote Man, those were the good old days, eh? Dues at the GB club were $7.50 a month! They were still only $10 a month at the 82nd club. I made nearly 1000 free helicopter skydives back then. Hueys, Blackhawks, Chinooks. Can't bitch about that, can you? Free ? On the taxpayers dime. :o) Been there...done that. bozo USN....USAR bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    QuoteAs you read through the different forums on here I have had people (who again have not seen me jump AND who are in no way familiar with my Instructor) tell me that my instructor is wrong in giving me the advice he has given me becuase of my jump numbers. /reply] At twelve jumps you should take advice from NO ONE but your Instructor. He knows you hands on. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    You had to go to "Maggot"? Where is the age reference in that? Sheesh...I'm starting to think you are getting old....Oh wait, never mind. Good one Gramps This could be construed as a personal attack...unless of course, Ron, you are a "little maggot" I will have to reserve judgement as I do not personally know you. I do know Sparky....and he is very very old. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
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    If I wasn't inquisitive, I would never have pondered why so many experienced skydivers land poorly. You seem to have replaced "pontificated" with "pondered". As it is. i'm done here. I dont want to be accused of my cronyism holding back USPAs membership. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.