cgross

Way too much fucking time on your hands.... But I hink it is genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You got my vote.

are you sure you didn't pull them????

Hey... your counting the days till spring too. It has been 110 days since my last jump

It there anyway to change my name in here with out starting over... alias my screenname for example?

as far as pratice touches go... it is better to find out at 13K your handle is missing than at 3K

When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year 'round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a straight-A average despite their full-time after-school job at the local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death! And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But.... Now that I've reached the ripe old age of 25, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so fuckin' easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a goddamned Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet--we wanted to know something, we had to go to the goddamned library and look it up ourselves! And there was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter--with a pen!--and then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the fuckin' mailbox and it would take like a week to get there! And there were no MP3s or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to go to the goddamned record store and shoplift it yourself! Or we had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over some part of it and f*ck it all up! You want to hear about hardship? You couldn't just download porn! You had to bribe some homeless dude to buy you a copy of "Hustler" at the 7-11! It was either that or jack-off to the lingerie section of the JC Penney catalog! Those were your options! We didn't have fancy shit like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was it could be Your boss, your mom, a collections agent, your drug dealer, you didn't know!!! You just had to pick it up and take your chances, mister! And we didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation videogames with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids" and the graphics sucked ass!! Your guy was a little square! You had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win, the game just kept getting harder and faster until you died! Just like LIFE! When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! A tall guy sat in front of you, you were screwed! And sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 20 channels and there was no onscreen menu! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! And there was no Cartoon Network! You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning... ...D'ya hear what the fuck I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK, you spoiled little bastards! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got It too easy. You're spoiled, I swear to God! You guys wouldn'tlast five minutes back In 1984!

What pisses me off the most is when people say the word "especially" but pronounce it "EX-PECIALLY" Or when the word ask is pronounced Axe. AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

Hey, I grew up near you!!!

See DAizey, that is where you are wrong....be afraid!

I have only jumped a twin otter, so i am going to have to say, a "Twin Otter"

IAF - I think it is like AFF.... 3 tandems, 8 instructor assisted FF 1 solo and a H&P Does that sound right?

If i had the chance to do it again, I wouldn't. Don't bring me back. I love life and all, but it would be too fucking hard to do it over again.

The thing is, the photo ink is not running low, the #57 tricolor is being used quick! I thought only the #58 was used for pictures, but it seems 57 is used too. Chris

Hey, i just got an HP 7150 color printer. IT prints awsome pics. The only downside is, it burns ink quick, and it is like $35 per cartridge. Anyone know where I can get refills or get cheap ink. Chris

It has to be jtval. Why? Because he is biggest postwhore, biggest comedian, and biggest supplier of boobies on this forum!!! Go JT Chris

Well then...the best of luck to the both of you!!! You better not let it interfere with your life though! Blue skies forever!

I'm sorry

the cam is a Sony dcr-trv17. Now, once installed, will it just download right to my hard drive? Chris

Where do i even hook that up to the cam?????

Hey, I just got this camera, but I can not figure out how to get the video from the cam to the computer. I can only get data off the memory stick. When I flug in a USB i still only get the 1 minute of vid...everything the memory holds. HELP ME. Chris

I am right there with you my friend. I almost didn't go home for X-mas because of an argument we had 2 days ago.

ok again thanks for the help, now i must sleep so santa can come and bring me a new rig plus 12 million in jump money!!!!

LET THE MOTHER FUCKER BURN..... BURN BABY BURN

FYI, it is on fire now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WEll this should be the one that puts me over the top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am replying to you DZDIVA, mainly because you're a chic, and I would rather get my congrats from a sexy skydiving diva then another skygod with a penis. (no offence guys, thanks for the help getting me where i am today) The road has been long and hard (no sexual conotation intended), but it was worth it. I first want to thank my family for having given birth to me, and then friends and family. I love you all.... MERRY CHISTMAS XXXXX & OOOOO Chris; your local pimp in the sky