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  1. A city built below sea level----- Only fish live below sea level!!!!!!!!!!!!! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  2. Rubbish ---- is that some new form of masturbation?? Do tell I am starting to understand this thread now. Boobies need some rubbishing If i only understood the shit you guys talk I might be intrigued but I resort back to porn as I am not the brainiack mofo like ya'll But even the overly smart can understand BOOBIES The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  3. It was brought up by PFI Ted that if a red or colored bar tack was stitched on the arm wing 'closing loop' for lack of proper terms then at a glance if you see red which should be behind the cover strap you would know it was misrouted. I don't think misrouting has been the issue as Ted is a very anal dude and what I suspect is that the snaps my not have been totally seated which under the stress of a high speed exit or the way Ted tends to muscle the suit it could very easily come undone and then pull thru the routing strap as if you were undoing them after canopy deployment. I personally never had a problem with the 6 or so jumps i made with the Prodigy even when I did the high speed exit and flew at least 100' above the plane as poor old Ted watched from below It is a very fun suit to fly with its ease of use and being able to fly not so good opening canopies. The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  4. I was going to do my enviromental duty and stay at home look at internet porn and use veggy oil for lube Hey if i could make this a job I would never have to fill up The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  5. Thanks guys --- what is google ---J/K (thats means just kidding) that google thingy is cool The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  6. To all in this post Ya'll might want to try and hit a titty bar or watch a porno to ease your minds --- your working way to hard. I only wish I could absorb all of this useless info and put it to work in some fashion that would help the world but.........................Titty bars are fun!!!!!!! Back to your regularly scheduled debating The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  7. All you internet fuckers are killin me WTF
  8. Alright Chuck in the past we have had our differences - we have argued about this and that but now you have crossed the line!!!!!!! You don't even know what you have done!!!!!!!! The final straw has been laid upon the camels back Chuck you bastard!!!!!! I am going to have to hear about that little comment for the next 3 months. I hope your happy!!!! He is going to walk around for the next month with a swelled head--his camera helmet probably won't fit anymore --- you don't realise what you have done You are no longer my boy Blue!!!! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  9. Does that mean if Spaceland gets rain and they send their 16way team to train at AOT --- you know the one-- they won't get to eat all the pizza and never have to pay the registration fee??? The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  10. Everyone should know that Chris's nickname in Texas is Tater Tot pm if you want to know how it came to be. I love you MANG just a little send off from your friends in Texas Voo the Dew The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  11. Just a reminder as this event gets closer --- for those who have always wanted to try a wingsuit but were either unable to find a demo that fit or were apprehensive --- we have the fix We will have Phoenix Fly Prodigy wingsuits in everysize from XXS thru XXL First Flight price will be $10 suit rental and instructors slot ($22) Full day suit rental or weekend suit rental is also an option. These Prodigy wingsuits are designed for the beginning flyer, they are less restrictive making it possible grab risers on opening. If you ever thought 'hey I want to try that' this is the event Experienced flyers come one, come all ---- eat, drink and merry as tomorrow we FLY!!!!!! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  12. Its getting closer --- we will have Prodigy demos to fit everyone. I will have various other demos hopefully a GS1, Vampire, GTI, Classics We should have some decent size flocks going out of the van Come out and play with us The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  13. Doing this would not be a Mr. Bill A Mr. Bill intitles you to be flicked off like a booger with blood shed most of the time. Doing it your way would just be too easy!!!!!!! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  14. I wish i could last 3 minutes but hell I am all about me anyways ---- who cares if she gets hers There was that one night after lots of beer and a few hydrocodones -- I think i made it 4 minutes but there was no video so i guess it doesn't count!!! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  15. Yeah well 2 weeks after i got it my Vigil came in and my rigger reinspected everything (I knew that it would be repacked within 3 weeks) and I personally unpacked the main and did line checks and the other checks before jumping it. I trusted myself and people who are trained to make that second canopy open the way it should. The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  16. First off recommended by the USPA is 200 jumps within 18 months before flying a wingsuit with instruction As for the gear question without knowing what it is that is a loaded question -- I would assume that the main is smaller than you should be jumping at this point and time in your skydiving career (wingloading issue) The rig shouldn't be any different than other rigs -- may have cut corners or a longer bridle which makes packing a little harder but operation of the rig will not change The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  17. I let Aerodyne assemble and pack my rig --- who would know better how to pack there own container, reserve and main then the ones who make it. Now if I bought a rig from Square 1/ Paragear/ any of the other "gear stores" I would want it inspected by the one I trust ---- no offense "gear stores" The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  18. Ya thats real great Dave, build up his hopes so they can be crushed when he finally realizes that he is not even good enough to pass a baton --- he just not a good flyer, I hate to have to be the one to tell him. The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  19. Uuummm.... dude hate to be the one to break the news to ya but the belly flyers don't like ya either, and while were at it neither do the camera flyers, skysurfers, crewdogs, style and accuracy, swoopers, and even heard wufos say the didn't like you....... Not to fear all is not lost ---- I barely like you (really a lie 'can't stand the guy') so I am going to hook you up with a wingsuit and we will all have a good time, cause over in the wingsuit community it is all about spreading the love I might even let you fly some special stuff i am going to have ---- if you prove to me you can stand up your landings -- which is doubtful Hugs and kisses your bestest of friends Voodew The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  20. I think its a anaconda -- just a baby though
  21. I would love to if there is enough talented skydivers available --- if its gonna be a zoo load and everybody gets to try----then I will high above with the rest of my flock I am primarily coming to fly wingsuits but i would be interested The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  22. Well I wish that we could help you at Skydive Temple which is probably the closest just north of Georgetown in Salado but we are also a weekend DZ --- we do have a full time pilot and might be able to do a jump or 2 after 5:00pm --- Give Rich (DZO) a call 254 947 DIVE As for Skydive Austin or Texas Skydivng (they have a few different names) just ask around and you will find out plenty about the DZO and some of the past events. I am sure she told you about how all the other DZs don't use USPA rated instructors -- well at both SSM and Skydive Temple only use USPA AFFI's and TIs If you would really like the low down PM me Both Skydive Temple and Texas Skydiving Center are small aircraft DZs. Skydive Temple is working on a super fast turbine but nothing confirmed at the moment. If I had to chose Between SSM and Texas Skydiving Center --- Skydive San Marcos would win but give us a call and let us see what we might be able to do for you during the week 254 947 DIVE The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  23. Even in Florida they are going to make fun of that yankee ass accent I tell you what!!!!!!!!! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  24. It is the switch -- don't leave it plugged in when not in use Mine does the same thing -- not sure why but not really concerned just unplug it when the day is over The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  25. voodew1

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    Ed I was just saying to you all the things you have said to me in the past --- just fuckin with you see I even used your favorite smily icon and the "you know what" is JACKASS say with pride when you mention me --- its not a personal attack--- its funny there it is again The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid