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  1. 2fat2fly
    Oh man, you're slipping I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. 2fat2fly
    I'll bet that Judy just swooned over him I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. 2fat2fly
    would you ever use a hooker? ------------------- What else is hooker for. You're certainly not paying for cuddle time I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. 2fat2fly
    By a lot of unbiased accounts, I am a gentleman-but I would definitly joke about this Heck, I think I will
  5. 2fat2fly
    Answer on the way. I'm texting it to you One letter at a time
  6. 2fat2fly
    I'm just off today, maybe I've been doping I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. 2fat2fly
    I only batted .500 I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. 2fat2fly
    Tanya want to know "Doesn't anyone watch TV Land" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. 2fat2fly
    She says, "Damn, I miss Hee haw" Guess which user that was? tmaricle55 I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. 2fat2fly
    I should be able to think up a good "universal" joke for this, but I'm drawing a blank I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. 2fat2fly
    And you get the left-overs I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. 2fat2fly
    had to bump this-the new angus/swiss sit down guy scares the hell out of me I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. 2fat2fly
    Since I smoke and my wife doesn't-we ask for "first available" and whoever wins, wins (of course the odds are in my favor) I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. 2fat2fly
    15. Because your neighbor's wife deserves better than the backseat of some car. 14. As seen on COPS. 13. If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have changed the sheets. 12. Not just for nooners anymore. 11. We left off the 9, but you know it's there. 10. You rented the room, now buy the video. 9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for the hooker. 8. We'll leave the Lysol for ya. 7. Hey! We're not the Ritz but, just try bringing your secretary there on your salary, pal. 6. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery BETTER. 5. It's Hookerrific! 4. Official lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins. 3. Blurring the line between stains and avant-garde sheet art since 1962. 2. Cheap and easy, just like your sisters. 1. We put the Ho in Hotel. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. 2fat2fly
    I go with the annoying buzzer and keep tha alarm across the room from the bed so I have to get up to turn it off. If I didn't, I'd cut it off without waking. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. 2fat2fly

    Spam singles

    2fat2fly replied to 2fat2fly's topic in The Bonfire

    I swear, I saw them in a store today. Little, single-slice packages of Spam. Wh wants to go but a bunch of Spam snacks I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. 2fat2fly
    Rest well, Warrior I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. 2fat2fly
    Now I'm laughing I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. 2fat2fly
    That'll come in handy next time I have a spell in Walmart Get it Handy I kill myself I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. 2fat2fly
    Those are good trucks, but now you'll find out how many friends that you didn't know you had every timw someone is moving I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. 2fat2fly
    I'm trying to figure out how to wish you well and pout at the same time
  22. 2fat2fly
    Them we could ride around and listen to my gps talk dirty I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. 2fat2fly
    Sounds OK....what's a hooka bar? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. 2fat2fly
    Oh but Hell No! I've never seen Hippy on anything but good behavior, but I've heard stories. I'll probably have a shirt made with his picture on it saying "I don't know this man" just so they don't toss me out of town. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. 2fat2fly
    Got no obligations until Monday morning and the flight gets in around lunch. Traveling with my boss so DZ or tunnel is out-How can we kill an afternoon? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried