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Damn, where were you when I was single
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Would it help if I wrote a letter to them explaining how much more often I would get sick if you were a nurse
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Actually, I just need the woman in my life here with me-But I'm flying my beautiful princess down for the weekend
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Amen, brother, amen I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Like the similar old joke goes, a million buys a lot of mouthwash Really, i don't think so-a mill doesn't go as far as it once did I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Considering that I don't watch much TV. it's perverse that 2 of the three (#3Heroes) shows that I do want to see are on at the same time What should I pick I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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soul mates are iffey, but cell mates can be very real I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I was thinking about a little book or "Tip-a-Day" calendar for the traveling salesman giving things that I've learned Examples If you're in traffic and see 3 helicopters hovering ahead, you're gonna be there a while Shampoo can be a short term replacement for shaving cream At strip clubs and massage parlors, the night shift is prettier, but the day girls are easier to do business with Write your room number on something and put it in your pocket in case you forget What do ya'll think
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Your english is better than mine and I'm a native. Thanks for the pictures. it looks like you guys have a lot of fun I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Admit it, you really think that your mouth is too purdy to make it through the Georgia mountains unaccosted
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I worked a house fire back in the early 90's where the structure was a total loss but we found a stack of Playboys and Penthouses that were virtually unscathed. The closet burned completely down around the stack but only the top issues were discolored and there was some water damage I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Those look like my moobs up top but I don't remember the dive I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Nope, but the blonde ones are a little slow I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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This is probably where I should interject a "Gee, he's got you, what else could he want?" but, That's too sappy for me.....Without knowing him, I'd go for the concert package-the jump he can arrange for himself whenever you would be able to. The hotel thing is something guys are more likely to do for girls because ya'll appreciate the 'being somewhere different' thing more (usually). If you really want to give him a gift to remember, let me take him out next time I'm in town. We can get Jay to help organize Trust us I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Quit sauteeing in cocoa leaves? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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For starters http://www.tehcc.org/Alerts.htm#CRIME http://www.barryyeoman.com/articles/murderonmountain.html http://www.hypernews.org/HyperNews/get/trails/Appalachian/469/2.html http://outside.away.com/magazine/0996/9609dicr.html I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Oh, quit being a brown noser
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Did they ever figure out who was killing the hikers on the ap trail? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Now that's a cool pic But I was almost too afraid to open it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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No matter how hot a chick is, somebody is tired of banging her
2fat2fly replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
But at least you'd have the swelling to look forward to I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
Hey, I'm there for ya I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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[Chant] DON-KEY SHOW DON-KEY SHOW DON-KEY SHOW [/CHANT] I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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You just haven't been to one with me, yet I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Is that anything like a glory hole? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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First find a big pile of bullshit-You can purchase it at most farm and garden stores or just have a conversation with psychobob