2fat2fly

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  1. Start steaming-I'm on the way
  2. Nothing like a nomad for a morning meal? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. Are you sure it's not an AN-2? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. Come through Nuevo Laredo, I'm sure you'll be able to find a hole in the fence
  5. Oops, I'm a Freezer Freezer. You feel nothing and wish to feel nothing so you find peace in the way you think, however, your emotions are more nuetral than balanced. Coldness and tolerance can be the ways of a passive heart. I should probably be upset about it, but what does it really matter? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. But now I'm out I've got to get back to the gulf coast and stock up on the good groceries I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. Who's the hottie in "Honey Buns"? Can I get her number?
  8. Shane-no background, Dad just liked it. It didn't take me long to get tired of the "Come back, Shane" lines though I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. Just get a dog, they do a great job of cleaning out the litter box. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. 2fat2fly

    G spot

    That deep!!! Well, Crap I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. 2fat2fly

    G spot

    Well, if the sheets are soaked it might motivate her to get up and fix me a drink and a snack I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. Never really bothered me-not something I looked forward to either I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. Oh crap that was funny I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. Thanks... I'm digging that story.
  15. I really scare myself sometimes I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. The battery cables weren't properly tightened on the new battery and you weren't making ground. You thought that you had gotten a bad battery, but once you started wiggling the cables you found the problem I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. Evidently my wife's oven has that effect I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. AN-2? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. Great photoshop job!!! But we know she's still due a pieing
  20. Remember how happy we all are for you While you're trying to peel my fingers from around your neck
  21. Well, men always think of others first, we're just compassionate and emotionally supportive like that
  22. You said there is vid and pics-I haven't seen them and by now you've had time to photoshop your own proof so we can't believe them anyway. Just quit whining and take your pieing. Don't approach me with the truth, I'm in sales I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. I'm willing to take a lie detector test and state that to the best of my knowledge, there was no pieing and therefore, one is still owed Hey, I'm there for ya, girly I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. Well, if you didn't see it....and I didn't see it....doesn't that mean that it really didn't happen and she's due at whatever time we choose???
  25. Bwhaaaa haaaaa haaaa Damn, and he's such a nice guy to catch this abuse, too I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried