2fat2fly

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  1. Probably that same damned bartender-my coordination was still off from all of those drinks he forced on me. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. I managed to get soap all over my toothbrush this morning. It just doesn't all rinse away no matter what I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. Hotel food-I'm tired, don't feel like going all over mayberry looking for a meal I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. as a guy, I sort of go with what works at the time-Girls should never spit. It's a bad habit to start and may inadvertantly work it's way into other situations. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. Just got off the phone with PsychoBob-he's been busy but sends his regards......or something like that I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. How long will you be there. I fly in Sunday afternoon I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. Well it happened again-I don't really care about the sport and didn't care who won, but the US flag should not be displayed the way Tito came to the ring I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    in 12-do you think it was his birthday? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. That sounds like the opening of an infomercial
  10. Wow!! Another Spider Robinson fan here?? Doesn't everyone love "Mindkiller"? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. Amateur! Actually I was in a pissing contest with the accounting girls-they kept questioning my expenses and that's not their job. Three managers have to sign off and that's who should question me (they never did) the biddies were power tripping and trying to play morality cop. I flat out told them that I was a glorified pimp and that's what kept them employed I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. You might want to make sure that he wasn't doing recon for a midnight demolition run like the one Daly pulled on Meigs Field I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. you've already seen my magic thingy I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. oops-bar tab equals more than my room
  15. Do you try to get people to buy extra altitude to sell to their friends???
  16. I dunno, I remember how much trouble I got in to for putting "lapdance" as a line item I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. Then call Bolas up and ask him about my magic thingy I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. but of course, I'm a trained profeshunul I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. I was talking to him while driving in heavy traffic and moderate rain and he had me laughing so hard my eyes were tearing up. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. you hurt my feelings-can we talk about it? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. nah, smoking crack doesn't result in nearly as many lectures on responsibility from friends and family I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. They forever go together they're the classic combination-I need a buzz to face this crap I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Shhhhh Don't mention religion just in case he brought some of the evil SC spirits back through the portal with him. Maybe we should put him in quarunteen for a few days just to make sure. At least he should be surrounded by beer and boobies for the entire weekend in order to purge his system. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. Glad you're back out in the real world of Bonfire
  25. There-made the appropriate changes I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried