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Ouch! They put screws in your ass??!!!?? The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

38,000 two by day, and one at night. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

And she'll have green and orange, too - just in case there are other super-tall blonde chicks hanging around. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

Lewmonst and I are headed out this afternoon... Look for the 5'13" woman with green and orange hair, and the insane Mexican with yellow and red hair. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

I don't. It's called denial... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

If my phone works, and I'm there - you could call my cell phone. Or you could call manifest (if it's during business hours when you arrive) and ask if there are any nerds close by... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

HooYaa! Started in the same place - just wasn't in the Army. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

Yea, you're right. If someone offered me $5mil, it just wouldn't be worth all the trouble... No, wait! I'll take it. I'd open a DZ, until the money ran out. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

I did a lot more this past year, but I'd like to slow it down to a nice even 750... 500 Freefly, 50 RW, 50 Birdman, 50 Skysurf, 50 AFF, and 50 Tandems. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

Actually, I think there is less chance of a side spin, flying head-down. The relative wind can't get in the lateral space of the pair. I find myself flying in a head-down or slight track with a fetal passenger. With my hands free, I can do a hip-tap and push their legs up between mine, then transition to get the drogue out. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

It's called editing. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

How about an Oreo Flurry? The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

Guaranteed to suck!!! The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

Doesn't anyone here masturbate??? The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

I also held a job that put thinking high on the qualities list. It was a very tough job. Many sacrifices, but many rewards. There were very few unbendable rules. We made our own rules to get the job done. You are probably more a victim of the politics taking over the military machine. I saw it developing when I left ten years ago. As the machine becomes more streamlined and efficient, many of those that have been in for a long time find themselves getting out early, or stepping on those below themselves to get promoted. I'm not saying it's right or okay - just the way it is. The victims are the people who leave because they refuse to shit on others (the good people) and those who end up under the feet of the assholes who use them as stepping stones. My symapthies if you are one of those... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

Ditto. Done it several times, but don't do it as a matter of routine. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

I'm gonna' shoot for 750, in the next year... Hopefully not ALL tandems. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

How about graduation from student status? We often make it part of the level 7 debrief... Get the student standing outside with their back to the hangar, and sneak attack! I even get them to buy their own pies, sometimes. Tell them it's "tradition" to buy the JM's dessert and send 'em for pies... BTW, the "unless you've been pied" rule is pied for the same achievement. To pie someone for 1,000 - you gotta' have 1000, yourself, etc... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

You'd be alright with just a pad, then. Pantyliner if it's really light... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

Maybe we should keep track of the numbers for this thread, next time... Naaa, I'm not good at counting, anyhow. Who needs numbers when weekends like this one come along??? The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

Still not sure if it'll be Coolidge/Eloy around Christmas, or Skydive America... If it's Eloy, count my cameras "in." The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

I have shot video of a very light tandem pair with an average speed of 91mph. I was exhausted after the jump from straining against my swoop cords. I was jumping a huge Bev camera suit back then. I have taken a tandem head down, with my pro-track failing to register the speeds. The camera guy was Ken Berg. He was maxed out head-down. His pro-track registered 269mph. He shot some sweet video. We exited, stable-face-to-earth; did a handles check; rotated head down, and zoomed down to a little dot. I tansitioned to belly, and waited for a few seconds, before deploying the drogue. The drogue was damaged, and the DZO was understandably mad about our stupidity. The camera man got a seriously mean track out of his dive, as the drogue appears far below him. He's watching back and below as we are deploying. 24 second freefall from the video - exit was 14k - to canopy. Not the smartest thing I've even done, and will soon be one of those "illegal" manuevers for tandem pairs under new USPA guidelines. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

What a sweet boogie! In spite of the weather, we had 16 new Brothers born on the Altar of Debauchery. One who graduated on load 3 (I was pretty happy when he asked me if his Level 7 could count as his initiation jump), and at least one with a properly groomed bush. Amazing what has happened on that Altar, isn't it? The best part of the whole weekend is the special guest that drove in at 3AM to skydive with all the cool people... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

I'm not famous, but I played someone famous on TV, once. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

How about: "Wanna' skydive?" A woman that considers altitude foreplay is allright in my book. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.