Cajones
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Small landing area? Bullshit. You can land a Casa there - too bad YOU can't land in the open area - tree boy. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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What's your name and how many people have you slept with?
Cajones replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire
My name is Cajones Rodriguez and I have slept with many people, but I stay awake for only one person... The laws of physics are strictly enforced. -
"As The Prop Turns" - a skydiving soap opera
Cajones replied to happythoughts's topic in The Bonfire
It didn't take her long to make an impression on all the seamen. Under the tutelage of the ships Master Baiter, she had quickly learned the ropes... The laws of physics are strictly enforced. -
Seagulls - another flying rat. Don't get quite as fat as pigeons, though. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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It's not the toughest place to survive, he had shelter, and so long as you have a means to catch fish and fresh water. The arctic on the other hand... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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"As The Prop Turns" - a skydiving soap opera
Cajones replied to happythoughts's topic in The Bonfire
Understand why he couldn't get it. Was she showing him the way? Was she holding back? Was he holding back? Fear is the mind killer. A skydive might help to clear her head. If only she could find someone to jump with... The laws of physics are strictly enforced. -
If you've tried it on several computers, it's probably a "bad burn" - ask them to send you a new one. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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Can you get me some medical nitrous??? The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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I believe you could talk me into anything... And, yes, you should be there! The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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Do you know where I can find an Angel to fly with??? My timing isn't always perfect. Sometimes I get distracted... Oooo - shiny things... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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Is it possible to wear that red button out??? Is this a field replaceable part??? How do you wear out something that is self-lubricating??? So many questions... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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My dog tags list "CH OF ADRENALIN" as my religion. When I was waiting in line to get my tags made, I looked through the book the Navy published, with abbreviations for religions. As I couldn't find a religion I was fully aligned with, I wrote "Church of Adrenalin" on the form. The poor kid argued that "they" had instructed him to stamp "NO REL PREF" (No Religious Preference) in cases such as these. He was dumbstruck when I accused him of religious discrimination. I asked him to bring the enigmatic "them" or "they" out to his little window, so I could drag "them" or "they" outside for a little "discussion" about my religion. I may have been able to convince him by the less conventional educative process of understanding, but the people in line behind me would have run out of patience... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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Or, maybe he is a nice guy - as other people have told you. Maybe, just maybe he's got his shit together, and he realized you are a really nice girl. Then he also knew he was going to be leaving, and didn't want to start any kind of relationship with you. Maybe you are a kick ass chick, he didn't want to hurt when he was leaving... Life is full of possibilities. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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Almost certainly. I have jumped several 8mm format cameras, and a VHS-C (long time ago). So long as there are threads on the lens, you should be able to find all kinds of wide angle lenses for the camera. If you're not sure, take the camera with you to most any camera store that sells camcorders, and they should be able to tell you exactly what you need. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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Yes, I can say it is real. It's not easy being a Dragon in this world. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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Definitely interested in how well it works... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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How come I didn't get invited? I'm a better shot than any of them other fellas'... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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Is it stainless or aluminum? I couldn't tell for sure. There's nothing that says "sturdy" like stainless, but the aluminum version would be lighter to carry around... Has anyone seen my catapault? The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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Shit! You beat me to it! The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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Can a Person Jump With (set but) Broken Bone?
Cajones replied to Airhead's topic in Safety and Training
The general concensus is going to be a resounding "Yes!" in here. It's pretty simple for him to just ask his Ortho if it's okay. The danger in this, however, is that many doctors don't understand skydiving. Tell him to ask his doctor, with the additional understanding that he call a DZ (an S&TA, or better, a skydiving doctor) to ask about the forces encountered during a skydive. I have taken all sorts of "challenged" people on tandems. From a healthy 84 year-old woman, to blind, even deaf healthy people. I have taken paras and quads, and a young guy with advanced MD/MS. It is not so unusual to have a tandem show up at the DZ with "bad knees" or "bad ankles" ready to jump. Awareness of the students injury is paramount. Sounds like the TM should plan to fly the canopy himself (not all TM's like to do that - that's what tips are for) and practice keeping the students arms crossed on landing. The laws of physics are strictly enforced. -
Okay, how about some homemade poetry... Here it goes (If it sucks - too bad). I sit on the floor And fasten my belt Lean back and make space For others to take They sit and belt in The engine winds up The plane starts to move We taxi to five And get ready to ride To our playground - the sky The pilot looks back To write on his list How many souls this time How will this bird climb And full throttle we go Flaps up brakes off Keep weight forward For this she was built With engine full tilt Pull back on the yoke And up into the sky Another dimension revealed The vibe starts to build As we enter our world The gateway behind us In front of us our joy I'm not sure if it's finished, but my brain is starting to hurt... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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Oh, the pain! Make it stop! The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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My rigger sells 'em for $855, installed, with a repack. The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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"If I could change the world." By Eric Clapton The laws of physics are strictly enforced.
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What a lardass... The laws of physics are strictly enforced.