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hee hee..I like this one too: It is with the saddest heart that we pass on the following: Please join me in remembering a great icon - Pop-N-Fresh Doughboy. Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection. A close relative, Uncle Ben, said his health problems may have been complicated by too much sugar in his nephew's system. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The funeral home was piled high with flours. Long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. In his later years, he appeared on the talk show circuit, telling America how he overcame an addiction to chocolate chips. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Playdough, and two children. The couple also had a bun in the oven. He is also survived by a child from a previous marriage, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

[cartman voice] dradel dradel dradel...[/cartman voice]

ya know what? It's sights like that (rate my boobies, rate my cock, rate my wife...personal ads, hot or not, pornography) that make me hate the friggin interent. Seriously people! Get a life! [/soapbox] click here to rate me (j/k)

hahaha... thanks.

oh yeah *katie does a little dance* Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance But you still catch my eye Tell me baby Do you recognize me? Well It's been a year It doesn't surprise me (Happy Christmas) I wrapped it up and sent it With a note saying "I love you" I meant it Now I know what a fool I've been But if you kissed me now I know you'd fool me again A crowded room Friends with tired eyes I'm hiding from you And your soul of ice My god I thought you were Someone to rely on Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on A face on a lover with a fire in his heart A man under cover but you tore me apart Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again A face on a lover with a fire in his heart A man under cover buy you tore him apart Maybe next year I'll give it to someone I'll give it to someone special.

*sigh* anytime I thought of this thread today...I was in the car and Wham! Last Christmas came on the radio...lol..so I turned it up and sang along (or course!)...then I pick up a friend and we are sitting in a restaurant and there it is again! Lol...I get this smirk on my face and he looks at me funny...I just laughed and tld him to thank god I didn't order the huge margarita that our friend did... last christmas...

*katie sways* weee can hardly stand the wait, please christmas don't be late *chuckles*

*ahem* falsetto voice MEEEEEEEEE I WAAANNNNT A HHUUUULA HOOOOP

we've been good but weeeeeee can't last oh travis I love singing carols to you

that is so funny... my first jump video is hilarious. I sat through my 8 hour course with this guy, maybe 22 and his girlfriend. His girlfriend decided to go tandem after seeing all of the malfunctions that could happen, but the guy still decided to go AFF...so there is the guy in my video going out ahead of me, propped in the door, check in check out...out...in...nothing...check in check out...out..in...nothing...so the next thing you hear is everyone shouting "dude go! dude! jump"...the primary is butting him under the arm with his helmet...finally he went, but it was so funny. And caught on video.

*katie makes her chipmunk voice* Christmas Christmas time is near... *chuckles*

Oh, not at all...but ever since my first jump I have wondered...never seen it happen, never heard of it happening...just curious

I have always wondered about this but never sought an answer...have you ever seen a student or a tandem chicken out and change their mind about jumping in the plane? I mean, what happens if someone starts wigging out at 8k ft? do they land with the plane?

I am more innocent than the both of you.

I had 2 nasty accidents within weeks of one another-one was my fault the other was a moose and the seatbelts saved me from it being even nastier each time...unfortunately, after the moose incident I did for a while not want to drive. That had to do more with moose though than seatbelts...wear them! My first collision was so strong that I broke the buckle. Imagine what would have happened to me if I didn't have it on. I had bruises for weeks, but I was unscathed.

Sunshine, you have my word...I will do my very first biplane at WFFC with you next year...

it is too dangerous to have sunshine and I in the same area at the same time...adding in TG I don't think Eloy could handle us... *sigh* I am making the sacrifice as the catalyst to withdraw myself from the festivities so that a safe happy time can be had by all...

sorry. not going to Eloy. (although I *do* have Sunday through Thursday off...hmmm...) *katie checks cheaptickets.com....*

lol...*chuckle* *snort*...hee hee

*katie uses her best creepy voice* Wanna balloon, Ralphie?"

wow. How time changes. Here is is December and I am now a brilliant Auburn Sunset blaze red.

almost. you left me right before Halloween. P.S. I still have your Oakley case here...(and your VCR)

can you sing them?

*chuckles* I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL (special)