Shell666

Will you paint my toenails? Yeah...and how about MINE?! Yes - I'd paint yours too, but I want naked painting lessons from Shell666 It's NEKKID - naked is when you have no clothes on - nekkid is when you have no clothes on AND you're up to something. 'Shell

If you can, get FRESH farm cream! It makes the BEST whipped cream ever!! 'Shell

Kitchen sink 2 people 1 extra cat 1 dog Fill sink with water 1 person holds cat down in water 1 person washes cat that's in the water 1 cat sits at your feet wondering why the cat in the sink is yowling 1 dog sits at your feet wondering why the cat in the sink is yowling At least that's how it happens in my house

Yep, that's EXACTLY what it's like, Just keep that happy thought, Chris. Oh, hang onto that wine glass. Hang onto it real tight!! 'Shell

Stretch first ... 'Shell

And to think I thought you'd come up with a way for me to crank up my tent trailer without ME having to CRANK UP my tent trailer. 'Shell

Fixed it for ya! Not touching THAT comment ... no siree ... 'Shell

Welcome to the club!

Happy Birthday!!! 'Shell

Godspeed, Rose. I met you once in Eloy. And I felt the warm, mothering spirit that everyone talks about here. To all the Wagner boys, and your families ... take care of each other. 'Shell

I'd help but I'm not sure how I'd explain the reason for my trip to the lovely people at customs. It might involve THEM helping ME with MY pants! Sorry, honey, you're on your own. 'Shell

Wear a toque. Sheesh ... boys ... ITS A TUQUE! Damm westerners... It looks funny spelled your way ... silly Quebecian! 'Shell

Wear a toque. Sheesh ... boys ... 'Shell

But...will it be straight? *ducks/dodges thrown objects* Don't make me come down there ... 'Shell

No, you're not stupid, you're just "spacially impaired" .. At least my back gate is straight! So's mine .. JACKASS..... 'Shell

No, you're not stupid, you're just "spacially impaired" .. 'Shell

Reading through this thread has got me thinking .... and yes, I HAVE read through it all there's NO reply from you .... so I gotta ask ... what magic freakin' 8-ball do you have that tells you this about a person who's just started out??? Are you a TROLL?? Most folks on here that ask an HONEST question actually reply to the answers. Dude ... at the risk of posting a PA ... I find your question, and subsequent non-replies as being a completely IDOIOTIC post ..... which, as much as I WANT to say you're a COMPLETE IDIOT, I'll hold my tongue ... oooopps ... guess I didn't hold my tongue there .... whatever ... I have NO patience for idiots that assume things about people... especially those that post ridonkulous statements, like yours, that could hold back someone from posting a question about this sport that they're not sure about because some PRIMA DONNA like you said you wouldn't listen to a "200 jump wonder" ... keep in mind, YOU were a 200 jump wonder at some point in time. If I were you, I'd thank those that you kept you safe. And rethink your subject line edited to add: if it's ALL about you, princess, take up a new sport. The "SPORT", at least to me, is about the people, big, and small .... those that do .. and those that TEACH those that do ... and they all have a place in the sky Your ball. 'Shell

You know what a MAP is??????? Wow ... impressive since you have all that male DNA and all ... 'Shell

You SUCK for having less time to Friday than the rest of us. Damn globe .... Umm...the world is flat! No ... it just was when YOU were a kid ... they discovered it's not since then. That just goes to show you that schooling is going DOWNHILL ... 'Shell

You SUCK for having less time to Friday than the rest of us. Damn globe .... 'Shell

Right now, I have red wine goin' You ... what do you want?? Beer? Scotch? Drambuie? Rye? Vodka? Take your pick.

Blues Traveler (to drive to) Great Big Sea and Jimmy Buffet (when I need a lift - or a low) Dave Mathews (just to listen) Johnny Cash (just 'cause he's Johnny Cash) Bare Naked Ladies ('cause they make me LAUGH)

Go with the latter then, not the former.

Actually, it's THURSDAY ... but not for an hour and 40 minutes. Unless you meant THIRSTday then that's going on now. Whatever ... carry on ... 'Shell

Maybe they were dressed up as young teenagers?? 'Shell