Shell666

Happy Birthday to you ... Happy Birthday dear NWFlyer Happy Birthday to you ... .... Apparently you folks SUCK at the guessing game and haven't figured out why there was a send your nekkid pics to her phone game. Krisanne ... Happy Birthday!!! Love you girl!

I have a jar in my fridge. Bought it yesterday. It will be gone tonight. I LOVE them!!! 'Shell

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of some weird religious cult. ...Rita Rudner 'Shell

If you're a gentleman, you'll hold the door for us ladies too. And I'm using that term loosely. Not too loosely I hope. Only as loose as it needs to be. 'Shell

If you're a gentleman, you'll hold the door for us ladies too. And I'm using that term loosely. 'Shell

Me too please! 'Shell

They can dig, can't they? I don't know, can they? You've never heard the tale of Alice and the rabbit hole? I guess I have, didnt think about that. I guess jumper is going to be spending a lot of time inside. I used to have a rabbit. In the summer, I would put him and his cage outside on the deck. He'd get to spend the time outside but he was safe inside his cage. 'Shell

Is it The Cure & the Cause (Dennis Ferrer Remix) I found it here ... http://www.tunefind.com/show/House (searched for "house television show songs played on") Drop down "House" in "Browse Shows" Not sure if that's what you're looking for.

Done! Good luck!

And how many of today's women accept a man being a man? I'm all for a man being a man. I'll accept them that way. Shovel my walk. Mow my lawn. Open doors for me. Just don't fuck with my power tools.

He said blow and stripclub in the same sentence. Sorry. Yes, I'm 12 years old right now ... Carry on .... 'Shell

She's just not into you. 'Shell

This One comes to mind .... 'Shell

Ah, Ian. So sorry to hear that. Enjoy your visit with him and the rest of your family. Take care. Talk to you soon. 'Shell

Tell me what you think. When I have an issue with something, I don't "sugar coat" things. If I have a problem, chances are my conversation starts with something along the lines of .... "I cannot BELIEVE this is happening" or "I am SO frustrated with". That pretty much leaves it open to a comment or suggestion. Then again, I don't go looking for the "fluffy" reply, nor do I want one. For me, even if I "think" I'm just venting, the comments and suggestions are what I'm really looking for. Thankfully, my friends know this. If you don't want a comment or suggestion, keep it to yourself. That's the only way you'll guarantee you don't hear what you should, or shouldn't. 'Shell

Happy Birthday baby! Hope you have a great day!

The Match Game one reminded me of the funny comments made during Hollywood Squares ... Peter Marshall: What are “dual-purpose cattle” good for that other cattle aren’t? Paul Lynde: They give milk and cookies – but I don’t recommend the cookies. Peter Marshall: When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex? Charley Weaver: I’ll lend him the car. The rest is up to him. Peter Marshall: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? Charley Weaver: His feet. Peter Marshall: When the Lone Ranger finished with a case, he left something behind. What? Paul Lynde: A masked baby. Peter Marshall: True or false: Some African Watusi tribesmen greet guests by running toward them at full speed, then high-jumping over them. Charley Weaver: This is sometimes terribly embarrassing to tall guests. Peter Marshall: You’re on your first visit to Japan and you head right for the Kabuki. Why? Paul Lynde: It was a long plane ride. Peter Marshall: If you’re going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Peter Marshall: Do female frogs croak? Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water. Peter Marshall: You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake. Peter Marshall: True or false: Many people sleep better in their street clothes than they do in their pajamas. Paul Lynde: Yes. We call them winos. Peter Marshall: According to the World Book, is it okay to freeze your persimmons? Paul Lynde: No. You should dress warmly. Peter Marshall: According to psychologists, when a child begins to get curious about sex, what is the one question he will most ask his mommy and daddy? Paul Lynde: Where can I get some? Peter Marshall: Your baby has a certain object that he loves to cling to. Should you try to break him of his habit? Joan Rivers: Yes. It’s daddy’s turn. Peter Marshall: Do we get heat from stars? Paul Lynde: You will if I have to share my dressing room again. Peter Marshall: In what state was Abraham Lincoln born? Paul Lynde: Naked and screaming like the rest of us. Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk? Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won’t go up to your apartment. Peter Marshall: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he’s really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he’s married? Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Peter Marshall: Prometheus was tied to the top of a mountain by the gods because he had given something to man. What did he give us? Paul Lynde: I don’t know what you got, but I got a sports shirt. Peter Marshall: What are “Do It,” “I Can Help,” and “Can’t Get Enough”? George Gobel: I don’t know, but it’s coming from the next apartment. Peter Marshall: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while you are talking? Rose Marie: You ask me one more “growing older” question Peter and I’ll give you a gesture you’ll never forget! Peter Marshall: If you find someone lying unconscious in the street, should you do anything? George Goebel: I’d probably crawl around him I guess. Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather? Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily? Peter Marshall: Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year? Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I’m too busy growing strawberries! Peter Marshall: In bowling, what’s a perfect score? Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. Peter Marshall: Eddie, according to the Institute of Motivational Research, a wife should beware if another woman takes an interest in a certain item of her husband’s clothing. What item? Ed Asner: Well, shorts immediately springs to my mind. Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other? Paul Lynde: Tape measures. Peter Marshall: True or false: A pea can last as long as 5,000 years. George Gobel: Sometimes it sure seems that way… Peter Marshall: Can boys join the campfire girls? Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do? Paul Lynde: Make him bark. Peter Marshall: True or false: George, experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant. George Gobel: Yes, and I think I voted for six of ‘em. Peter Marshall: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army! Peter Marshall: Is it possible for the puppies in a litter to have more than one daddy? Paul Lynde: Why, that bitch! Peter Marshall: While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting, “Poo! Poo! Poo!” What does that mean? George Goebel: Cattle crossing. Peter Marshall: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body-what is it? Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn’t neglected! Peter Marshall: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Peter Marshall: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? Peter Marshal: Why do sheep sleep huddled together? Paul Lynde: Because Little Boy Blue’s a wierdo! 'Shell

They just take after their mom. They are CUTE!!!

You're the best!

Luv ya Jewels!! Oh, (((((((((((((VIBES))))))))))))))) to ryoder .... poor fella .... 'Shell

Did that once; Accidently shocked myself in the crotch with an electric stun gun, while I was driving. Didn't care much for it. Shhhhhhh ... the SC people will hear us ... especially if you're screaming like a 12 year old girl!! 'Shell

I don't know what Emo's are either but if it's from that commercial, must be the Goth guy (my interpretation ... I'm old, after all, I call 'em as I see 'em!). I'm in no rush for it. If you can get me a good pic, I'll send you something pretty. Maybe panties with pant legs attached. You never know ...

Careful, you get too far into talking about self-policing, then we venture into vigilantism and then someone might mention the g word and this whole mess ends up in Speakers' Corner. I love you Northwest .... Is that enough to keep it out of there???

We're working on it. Whew! Keep up the good work. I have faith we can do it. The mods are busy enough. Let's police ourselves. 'Shell

AIEEEEE!!! Working on getting the goth guy in there too! But this pic is cool the way it is!!! THANK YOU EVERYONE that helped! And thank you, Skymama, for reminding us that we can find out ANYTHING here! 'Shell